"Where do all the porn stars go
When the lights go down?
I wonder where all the porn stars go
'Cause when you need one, they are never around

Where do all the porn stars go
When the lights go down?
I think I know where all the porn stars go
They all become Volvo-driving soccer moms"

after hearing this on the radio a couple times lately, i started wondering - where DO all the pornstars go? and how far off is this semi-humorous song from the truth? i assume that most porn stars, once they retire, would like to settle down and have families - how ironic would it be if most of them did become "normal" suburban housewives and soccer moms? and yet, despite the irony, that would almost seem like a natural progression ...

Topic Moved by - MLyons on Apr 6 2003

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