I watched MOPE Squad from Voyeur Vision yesterday. That would fall into that category. What the hell is a mope anyway?

Actually, the 5 other ones I put in before that were the same way nearly.

Of course then I watched "Tease me and then please me #3" and that all changed. I loved that movie.

Some movies are like the following:

Press play, FF a little..
Watch 10 seconds of first scene..."Ugh!"...skip!
2nd scene..."ewww"...skip!
"Oh, she's not bad.." and then watch it a little then skip.

One movie once I was so disgusted with the first 20 seconds of each scene that I skipped the entire movie and didn't watch a thing. THAT bad. I have no clue how some women get into porn. 90% of women in porn though are at least watchable. To be honest, very few are ugly enough to make me actually cringe. That's happened only a few times.

BTW I review Japanese porn for a living and this is often the case. It's more like "work" and gets to be just like a job. But if it's extremely good then maybe..so far i've never felt the urge to suddenly rip off my pants and start jerking it. I guess that's a good thing. If that happened to much i'd never get any work done. If it's really good i'll just watch it later in my free time.

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So out of all the stuff you've reviewed...name 3 titles everyone should check out. No pressure!.... ha

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Nowadays I buy or rent movies for specific scenes and/or specific performer that I know, from reviews or whatever, are in the movie. Even then I'm sometimes disappointed but am usually aroused just by the presence of whichever starlet I got the movie for... but often the other scenes don't do anything for me, even if they're objectively good scenes. If the girl isn't my type, I lose interest pretty quickly.

Edited by - eduardo911 on 10/20/2006 7:35:21 PM

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You know what always slows down the fast forwarding though is dialogue. If the girl says some really sexy stuff within the first few seconds of the scene, I'll tune in to hear what else she sais and I'll get more into her scene.

But if she's kind of boring, I'll fast forward.

Also if she teases some during the intro I'll stay more tuned. Jules Jordan is good at that because he'll have the girls usually walk around with a ground up view like you are following her. The whole time I'm thinking, where the fuck is she taking me!! So I stay tuned. ha

Lately I've been getting a lot of stuff that is kind of weak. Not one scene on the entire DVD worth stroking/popping to. Just mediocre. I think that's a problem when you watch a lot of porn. You start looking for something special and it takes more.

I rarely like the cowgirl position, whenever I see it I nearly always fast forward it past it cause it bores me. I hat the couch on her side position. I hate too much pulling out. I don't like watching girls getting eaten out.

So I'm constantly fast forwarding sometimes. Then I stop and see her ass, or a full body shot, something close to POV, something slightly more exciting and I'll check it out. Usually it only lasts for like 10 seconds though. The directors don't realize that we are fast forwarding..so that 10 seconds is now like 5 seconds by the time I get to it. Then it's gone and so is the DVD. As I move to the next one.

I just never thought it would come to this...unstrokable porn.

I have to admit though I've labeled some stuff crap and later went back and watched it and liked it. I guess the first round always has the hardest criticism. Especially if you got other titles there to watch, you'll usually not give the porn as much of a chance.

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i dunno, i watch porn in a mood to get into another mood, it's kind of inevitable.

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Edited by - Eric381 on 10/20/2006 10:13:47 PM

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She's in one of my favorite movies ever which is a title from a company named DOGMA. It's "Semen Race Queens" with a catalog of DDM-004. It's directed by the same guy who made some of the first bukkake movies back in the day.

I also love any of the earlier MVG titles, but they're VHS only and kinda rare. They're not for everyone though.

My most recent favorite has been a bukkake title called "Condensed Milk" from Dogma with Kurumi Morishita. It's DDM-001.

There's this one bukkake title from Moodyz I love too with Bunko Kanasawa. That's MDLD-276. Moodyz tends to be a lot of bad stuff though recently.

Any of the lesbian stuff from Aroma or Deeps is usually pretty amazing. That's my favorite type of stuff now.

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It used to really piss me off when I'd rent 3 or 4 flicks and two of them would be totally unstrokable for me. But I usually would get at least one that was a sure thing (for some reason, Evil Angel titles were usually a safe bet)

I'm always trying to find porn with a little variety in it so sometimes, I'll rent something that I otherwise probably wouldn't just because the pictures on the box look a bit different or different (as opposed to typical) action is depicted in them.

Often, the ones I get just to be getting something that seems a bit different turn out to be utterly lousy and I'll end up either FF through the whole thing or just shutting it off if it's so bad that it's just not even worth holding out a bit of hope for.

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(Looks in mirror. Rubs chin contemplatively)

Hmmm...it hardly shows...........

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"The universe is hostile, So impersonal. Devour to survive." - Tool

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I won't rent movies by any of these guys any more, except on rare occasions where the cast includes a favorite of mine, and even then, I go in with VERY low expectations.

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