My best Jerry Seinfeld: "Who are these people?" (~shrugs shoulders~)
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nietzsche Deactivated User
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Posted - Oct 2 2006 : 6:35PM
i eat while i watch porn. Why not? I'd watch it in the shower if electrocution weren't an issue.
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Eric381 Deactivated User
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Posted - Oct 2 2006 : 8:17PM
Is that considered bad manners in your household or something?? Shit, when I eat @ Arby's, I think about porn...why not?Edited by - Eric381 on 10/2/2006 8:17:37 PM
A guy I used to know said he never jacked off to porn, but he did sit in front of his tv and have oreo cookies and milk, and I believe him - he's a weird guy.
I've been at a few parties that had porn on a big screen tv, as background noise. hentai, too.
What's so weird about that? Do you envision our talented review staff pulling it out & spanking the monkey at every flick, too?
Personally, I'd think that is more 'normal' than just habitually paddling your pud at every last movie one watches.
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Midtown Deactivated User
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Posted - Oct 3 2006 : 4:24AM
I just learned what "teabagging" is. So, I'm assuming that "having oreo cookies and milk" is code for something equally disgusting. And, I have to agree with you. That kind of behavior really is weird.
If I'm watching porn and not masturbating, that's because what I'm seeing is boring, and if what I'm seeing is boring, I'm fast forwarding to something that's not boring. What I'm not doing is eating. When I have an erection, I don't want food.
As for reviewers, they have a job to do. They review stuff. I don't review porn, I jerk-off to it. That's the only reason it enters my house. And as far as I know, the guy I mentioned wasn't a reviewer either.
I eat breakfast,lunch and dinner when I watch porn movies with a story line.
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Eric381 Deactivated User
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Posted - Oct 3 2006 : 1:14PM
I'd be more concerned about watching the scene in one of the Hanibal Lechter movies where he guts the guy like a pig and lets his entrails stream all over the public courtyard...
...while eating, that is.
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Eric381 Deactivated User
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Posted - Oct 3 2006 : 1:16PM
OK, so what if the reviewer's ate Oreo cookies w/ milk while watching porn??Edited by - Eric381 on 10/3/2006 1:16:34 PM
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Posted - Oct 3 2006 : 2:09PM
Personally I don't but a good friend of mine and I share porn videos and opinions. He likes to eat cheetos. His girlfriend wonders why he has orange stains on the front of his underwear.
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Eric381 Deactivated User
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Posted - Oct 3 2006 : 3:16PM
What race is he? Perhaps it's a new breed of society that spews orange cum??
If I were him, I'd just claim I was drinking Gatorade in my undies while wanking off at the computer...or some god forsaken excuse like that.
Where I live we actually have a Pub that has "Smut and Eggs" every Sunday morning. Every T.V. in the bar has porn playing and you get a great steak and eggs breakfast for a decent price. I'm on a first name basis with all the bartenders...heheheh
I think one of the funniest things I've seen was Julie Silver in Elastic Assholes I think, "Behind the Scenes". The camera catches Erik Everhard and Julie standing in the hall having anal sex then they move over to the bed where Steve Holmes and another guy are naked sitting on a couch which is next to the bed and they're eating lunch and talking business while Erik bangs away. Interesting.
This guy goes to his doctor and complains that his dick is turning orange. The doc examins him but can find nothing wrong. At a loss, the doctor says "I can find no medical causes for your penis turning orange. Can you think of any unusual activites you've recently engaged in that might account for this?"
The guy thought about it for awhile, then said "Not a thing doc, I'm just a normal guy who watches porn and eats Cheetos". -----
Posted - Oct 2 2006 : 4:34PM