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sp1
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65 Posts
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Posted - Sep 23 2016 : 9:42PM
What's the weirdest, most nonsensical and ridiculous plot you've ever seen in a porn movie? I'm not thinking about deliberately silly plot or very flimsy plot with less than two minutes of set-up. I'm thinking about plot where someone has put a lot of work into it and you just wonder why on earth they thought that would make the scene any better?

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Flash All-Star Supporter
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Posted - Sep 23 2016 : 9:55PM
BlackSix All-Star Supporter
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pornography wasn't sex but fantasies of an impossibly hospitable world
12377 Posts
9/07
Posted - Sep 24 2016 : 2:51AM
Flash nailed it. A porno version of Cannibal Holocaust crossed with Tarzan and a completely unrelated scene of a woman fucking a guy in an ape suit.
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leatherface
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1258 Posts
7/07
Posted - Sep 28 2016 : 9:06AM
Ok I know all the story about James Deen but the scene where Joanna Angel was stealing lemons it's hard to beat for silliness.
There's also the scene where Kelsy Monroe is chased by a T-Rex on a hoverboard, and if this isn't strange enough at a certain point they both start twerking.... on their hoverboards.
Edited by - leatherface on 9/28/2016 9:08:05 AM
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Gore Gore Girl All-Star Supporter
Doctor of the Erotic Arts

7238 Posts
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Posted - Sep 28 2016 : 9:38AM
^ Names of the movies?
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chessmaster
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768 Posts
6/12
Posted - Sep 28 2016 : 10:07AM
Meme lover 2(brazzers) with Danny d and those 2 girls was pretty weird.
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Jimmy Hooligan
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452 Posts
7/09
Posted - Sep 28 2016 : 4:02PM
The lemon stealing bit INSTANTLY came to my mind, as well. I never seen the actual scene but that intro is priceless. Even if the rest of the scene is garbage, that beginning part is epic.
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misspornUSA
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I ♥ the male gaze (and Palestine).
8737 Posts
11/13
Posted - Sep 28 2016 : 4:35PM
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BlackSix All-Star Supporter
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pornography wasn't sex but fantasies of an impossibly hospitable world
12377 Posts
9/07
Posted - Sep 28 2016 : 4:57PM
The Kelsi Monroe/T-Rex scene isn't plotted. It is great though. The way it has taken off as a meme shows that sex and humour do mix, more should learn from that.
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Hardware All-Star Supporter
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Your other left
14594 Posts
3/02
Posted - Sep 28 2016 : 5:05PM
My review of S.I.D.S. -
S.I.D.S. is supposed to stand for Sexually Intrusive Disfunctional Society. Unfortunately, this DVD suggests it really stands for Silly Idea Done Stupidly. The plot is that some guy (who sure looks like Rob Black, even though he's not credited) is pregnant, gets stoned out of his skull, has these dreams/nightmares, then aborts on the bathroom floor.
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Flash All-Star Supporter
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Posted - Sep 28 2016 : 5:44PM
He is credited at the end of the movie as "Roberta Black." Horrible movie though. Not a weird plot just an awful all sex movie.
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balbars
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668 Posts
4/10
Posted - Sep 29 2016 : 5:15PM
Perverted stories a 2003 porn flick, it has so many surreal scenes that make no sense at all that is almost impossible to decipher.
Scene 2 started with Julie Night in one cage suddenly she gets free and started masturbating a giant phalic plant, they jumped to another performer who started fucking guys with penises in their heads, and that was only a glimpse of the stuff in that movie.
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Dragon Sign
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3381 Posts
12/13
Posted - Sep 30 2016 : 4:41AM
I'm all about Stoney Curtis & the company Lethal Hardcore here. If weird is the key word, he has come up with so much that I lost track years ago. If plot is the key word I don't bother. Plot is the thing that feeds criminal narratives, not my porn interests at all, and people writing shitty about shitty people, I don't give a fuck. I may watch it on TV, but I don't give a fuck about it.
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Dragon Sign
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3381 Posts
12/13
Posted - Sep 30 2016 : 4:53AM
Hustler has tried a lot, I have never found their replay value to be the best, and too many a failure cock breaks along. I like me some replay value, some large potential cockwise to be blown away. Here Mike Quasar has done a lot great. Orgies and things popping up all the time full of titles promising weird shit, there are a lot to embrace from Zero Tolerance and Third Degree and Diabolic too. But last five years there are a decline of studs, I can't sit and consume some DVD that has no arousing wienerimpact to speak of from a chicks POV. I'm not a chick, but I see chicks. I want them to be pleased by huge cocks. Not some unpleasing failure that never makes up for some real hot steam.
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