Ok, sure...his blabbering ghetto trash talk bothers many trying to get their stroke on during one of his scenes. I have to admit though that I can't help laughing my ass off to his ramblings. Whether it's his dropping more N-bombs than a character out of a "Chappelle's Show" skit, or his orders to the girl doing oral to "Do that shit naaaaasty!", "I like my shit naaaaaaaasty", "Put some spit on it", or his "Got me some white pussy here, dog", etc.
Guess I'm trying to say I actually get annoyed by that less than some porn stud going "ohmygodohmygodohmygod", or an Erik Everhard yelping out "yes!" repeatedly 1,000+ times as he's dropping the hate plow on some chick (don't get me wrong, EE is still the man).
Now if the Dick Dog could only get wood more often than not, but that's another story...
-Mr. Bulbous "Move me and move me again..." -King's X
Edited by - Mr. Bulbous on Mar 25 2004
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Posted - Mar 25 2004 : 8:39PM
That guy is a clown. Wesley Pipes, aka Cuntree, AKA Southern Cumfort. The funny thing is he thinks he's cool, but his performances are laughable. He used to annoy the hell outa me too, but now it's so silly I can't help but laugh.
He could improve his performance by not opening his trash talking mouth during sex, and couple of vigara pills would help too. I remember he had the limpest dick on a black guy in Mason's Sexual Disorder.
But if one doesn't like to hear guys talking dirty during sex, the mute button is always good. Wes is the Prince of the mute-ants for me...Max is their King.
I personally love the guy and I'm glad he's in almost every movie from Devil's Film. Thanks to his attitude the scenes he's in get more nasty and that's for me a good thing.
Rog, thanks for all the reviews over the years. I agree with you, but I like to hear a women talk and moan, and with no sound I lose again. If I know Wesley is in the film, I will steer clear, but sometimes he sneeks up on me, wonder if that's why he changed his name. Anyway, this is more press than he's had in his whole career, and the last thing we need to do is give dat "Cuntree" bumpkin something else to talk about.
Rog, thanks for all the reviews over the years. I agree with you, but I like to hear a women talk and moan, and with no sound I lose again. If I know Wesley is in the film, I will steer clear, but sometimes he sneeks up on me, wonder if that's why he changed his name. Anyway, this is more press than he's had in his whole career, and the last thing we need to do is give dat "Cuntree" bumpkin something else to talk about.
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Sorry, my sarcasm didn't come through. Of course turning down the sound sucks. I agree with you. I want to hear a woman talking or moaning. I've always tried to find out if people who did this guy would call a guy for phone sex. :-)
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Posted - Mar 26 2004 : 3:11PM
I don't really mind Wesley except when he can't get wood or cum. At least his verbalizing always relates to the task at hand as opposed to the generic mutterings of other performers. Even Rocco can get annoying with his constant littany of "nasty". Maybe some people are uncomfortable with Pipes because he perpetuates a stereotype. When he does a "Gangland" that personna fits right in with the boxcover blurbs. I also thought his performances in "Back To Evil" and "Mason's Sexual Disorder" were spot on.
I am a black male, and I completely get your point, however I STILL find Pipes annoying.
I understand that on some levels, the "thug" imagery can add to the exhilaration of interracial sex, and may often speak to the fears and fantasies that make interracial sex and relationships such a curious and exciting phenomenon for performers and for the viewing public. Not to mention people in their private lives. I get that.
But having said that, Pipes is still a pain in the ass.
His incessant chattering is highly distracting for me, takes away from my enjoyment of the scene, and oftentimes seems to be confusing to the other actors. Especially when the girls may be European, and not understanding or responding to his blather. I will give him points for not normally being degrading towards the girls with all his patter, like a few other big name male stars, but he's gotta give us a break. Maybe I've just seen too many scenes with him and have just had enough.
I will also agree that Rocco has a tendancy towards too much chatter, but it almost seems as if running commentary is pretty much his trademark.
I tried to steer clear of any flick he was in, but if I saw his name in the credits, I knew I'd need two hands occupied with remotes rather than just one. You know, one for the mute button, and the other for the forward scan button. I just don't like this guy's "ghetto speak". I could go on, but I've said it all before...
I wouldn't mind him in more scenes, if only he could keep his damn yap shut.
That sums it up for me. It works in the Gangland titles, especially. No degrading crap, just big talk + limp dick + deer in the headlights look of Euro babe = comedy.
-Mr. Bulbous "Move me and move me again..." -King's X
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Posted - Mar 25 2004 : 8:05PM