If this topic already exists, I apologize. I couldn't find it in search. Wanted to start a light-hearted discussion on annoying things you've found in porn after someone brought up the topic of bad acting. :).
- scenes where it constantly cuts back and forth between two couples who are in separate places. ie. not in an orgy. Especially at different points of copulation - bad porn music that is way too loud - almost the entire scene is closeup of the penetration. no wide angle shots of the couple. and if there are, you see them holding each other like a PG-rated movie - for japanese porn: when you can clearly see there is no penetration through the mosaic filter
What are yours?
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Lezzyist Deactivated User
Make Porn Erotic Again 1736 Posts 9/19
Posted - Sep 27 2022 : 11:43AM
I think this thread already existed, but anyways, I have gotten to where I refuse to pay for fake moaning in lesbian porn and this era of the genre has it really, really bad.
The weak cum shot. The girl is waiting, the guy is stroking, the guy is moaning, and he shoots a tiny dribble if anything at all. Dog Fart has perfected the anti-art of the weak cum shot.
Like the other person said, cum volume and quality.
I used to love babes getting facial. Not the barely visible moisture on chin that we nowadays get. I am talking about those super sticky thick white ropes that won't stop landing on girls face. Proper tribute.
My #1 is the endless jacking if on a girls face as she pretends ends not to be thinking about the traffic on the 404 Freeway . Really , this is a relic from the old pre viagra days , you just watched him bone her 74 ways to Sunday for a half an hour , we believe they really had sex .
- Fake creampies (this shouldn't really be a thing) - "Just the tip" creampies (proper thrusting should be the standard) - Terribly edited creampies that make them seem fake even if they aren't (just stick to one angle and stay in that shot for however long it takes - no need to go Taken 3 on the cuts!) - Creampies shot in close-up (I want to see the action AND the girl's face and body at the same time)
Yeah, I have a lot of gripes when it comes to creampies lol.
Oh, and also when the cameraman speaks. Should never happen IMO.
I hate that there isn't a site dedicated to mature women (like over 50) and young guys. Sure there's the "milf" genre but milf means 100 different things to 100 different people so even under that label it's quite hard to find what I want to see.
1. Bad facial cumshots Bad means weak dribbling like someone said before, but also shooting over her head, shooting toward her mouth when its supposed to be on her face.
2. Guys who are limp. A hard dick doesn't bend or flop.
3. Toys in b/g scenes. A toy is a substitute for a dick. If a dick is present there's no need for the toy.
4. Bad camera angles that don't show close up penetration, especially in anal scenes. Why do it if we can barely see it?
5. Double anal. Just doesn't look enjoyable for anyone involved. I know its extreme but extreme doesn't always mean hot.
Thx for the opportunity to contribute. For me it is easy - the lack of imagination when developing storylines. The same old cookie cutter storylines pretty much ruin the scene for me. Can't imagine I am the only one with this viewpoint.
Blake Blossom,Crystal Chase,Leana Lovings,Ashlyn Peaks and Santana Ayo are all goddesses 1101 Posts 9/19
Posted - Oct 3 2022 : 6:35PM
One of my otther pet peeves is when you go to watch a scene, the girl is naked in the thumbnail,but the girl has an item of clothing throughout the scene.
Really irritating! Ariel Darling's Naughty America debut scene today is an example of this.
Excessively long scenes, which are now unfortunately the norm. I've never seen a scene that needed to be 40 minutes long, let alone an hour +.
Not to rag on anyone, but the same handful of dudes for 20 years is also irritating. What starts as style becomes overdetermined and distracting, and even male talent I used to like gets to be kind of exhausting to watch. (Except Steve Holmes, for whatever reason.)
Cringey dirty talk.
Over-reliance on the facial. I miss seeing an occasional body-shot, cum on tits, throatpie, whatever.
Switching positions so often they don't stick to anything long enough to get off on.
Scenes billed as or trading on "big dick" but with consistently shallow penetration. I'd rather see someone slightly smaller go balls-deep.
Sometimes life is goofier than a monkey on ether 12073 Posts 7/10
Posted - Oct 4 2022 : 1:18PM
THIS. A million times THIS.
I HATE this trend. I especially hate it when like 30 minutes or more of an hour scene is "setup". I LIKE a setup in a scene, but when it takes that long for your setup you need to rethink your scene.
Also, scenes 40 minutes or longer take up more space on my hard drive.
I am probably in the minority but I hate the lack of missionary fucking in porn these days. Maybe because I like domination porn where the guy should always be on top and the girl not in control on top. However, its annoying to me how long the cowgirl and reverse cowgirl scenes go. I realize filming the action is easier in this position which is one of the reasons they do it. However seeing a guy on top of a girl fucking her like crazy seems to have disappeared.
Yeah, this is a hard one. For "pet peeves", I was thinking more of annoying things that could be corrected. Weak cumshots is a physical limitation. Despite all the myths, there is nothing an actor can eat to change load volume. There's only two things a producer can really do:
1. Rest the actor fully between performances 2. Use actors who consistently output big loads. 3. Fake it by injecting fake cum into urethra
The problem with number 2, is you get a spike of people complaining, "how come you use the same actor all the time?" and if you look at a guy like Peter North, he's a bit of a rarity in the business to have loads, looks decent, and can perform.
Regarding number 3.....it can be done convincingly but you wince thinking about the preparation. :)
I may be in the small minority here but I do not like all the oil all over a girl body and ass. just not realistic and makes every thing feel so 'fake' . a girl body look so much better without it.
^ Yeah, I'm not a big fan of that either. Maybe it's a bit of OCD, but my mind often drifts from thinking "This scene is hot!" to "That's going to be so hard to clean up after the scene is over!"