I used to love babes getting facial. Not the barely visible moisture on chin that we nowadays get. I am talking about those super sticky thick white ropes that won't stop landing on girls face. Proper tribute.

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My #1 is the endless jacking if on a girls face as she pretends ends not to be thinking about the traffic on the 404 Freeway . Really , this is a relic from the old pre viagra days , you just watched him bone her 74 ways to Sunday for a half an hour , we believe they really had sex .

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No blowjob
Squirting. Don't understand the fascination

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Yeah, I have a lot of gripes when it comes to creampies lol.

Oh, and also when the cameraman speaks. Should never happen IMO.

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If during a scene there is no clear shot of the actresses whole body, you as a porn producer have (partially) failed at your job.

It drives me mad when there's a smoking hot girl with a smoking hot body and there's not at least one clear shot of her whole body.

It completely kills the scene for me.

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Edited by - leatherface on 9/29/2022 11:29:09 AM

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1. Bad facial cumshots
Bad means weak dribbling like someone said before, but also shooting over her head, shooting toward her mouth when its supposed to be on her face.

2. Guys who are limp. A hard dick doesn't bend or flop.

3. Toys in b/g scenes. A toy is a substitute for a dick. If a dick is present there's no need for the toy.

4. Bad camera angles that don't show close up penetration, especially in anal scenes. Why do it if we can barely see it?

5. Double anal. Just doesn't look enjoyable for anyone involved. I know its extreme but extreme doesn't always mean hot.

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I love watching the women strip or be stripped as I find it adds a extra level of sexiness to the scene, I get annoyed when they skip.

I love VMG's sites but they are the biggest culprits of this IMO.

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Really irritating! Ariel Darling's Naughty America debut scene today is an example of this.

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Not to rag on anyone, but the same handful of dudes for 20 years is also irritating. What starts as style becomes overdetermined and distracting, and even male talent I used to like gets to be kind of exhausting to watch. (Except Steve Holmes, for whatever reason.)

Cringey dirty talk.

Over-reliance on the facial. I miss seeing an occasional body-shot, cum on tits, throatpie, whatever.

Switching positions so often they don't stick to anything long enough to get off on.

Scenes billed as or trading on "big dick" but with consistently shallow penetration. I'd rather see someone slightly smaller go balls-deep.

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I HATE this trend. I especially hate it when like 30 minutes or more of an hour scene is "setup". I LIKE a setup in a scene, but when it takes that long for your setup you need to rethink your scene.

Also, scenes 40 minutes or longer take up more space on my hard drive.

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I'll use Ashley Lane's latest Vixen scene as an example

Trailer has this angle when she takes her dress off

Released scene has this angle

I thought the trailer was far sexier as I wanted to see Ashley take her dress off

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1. Rest the actor fully between performances
2. Use actors who consistently output big loads.
3. Fake it by injecting fake cum into urethra

The problem with number 2, is you get a spike of people complaining, "how come you use the same actor all the time?" and if you look at a guy like Peter North, he's a bit of a rarity in the business to have loads, looks decent, and can perform.

Regarding number 3.....it can be done convincingly but you wince thinking about the preparation. :)

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I understand it's hard for a 50 + guy to play the part of a innocent brother on a teen girl so POV hides him. Surely a little creative thinking can solve it.
All I know is all the POV sites out there are not getting my business.
Sis love me, Dad crush, etc, lots of them have really hot girls but the POV ruins it for me.

as far as pet peeves.
I hate spitting, if she ain't wet then lick it don't spit on it.
Why slap your dick on her pussy?
Fake tits, uugh.. moms teach could be a good site except all the moms have fake tits.
And guys, holding your arms behind you while trying to fuck is stupid. I know they sometimes get in the scene but come on. Be real.
I put myself in the scene and I'm kissing the girl and worshiping her body. She the reason I'm watching, not the guy. Treat her right.
Stop slapping and choking.
Last thing, blow jobs should never be over 10% of the scene. I fast forward through most all of them anyway.

and I know this isn't fair, but ugly guys. Geez, I know that cuts 80% of the current stars but surely good looking guys can keep a hard on long enough to make a film. Cut it and edit it but seeing a dog fucking a 10 and her acting like he's handsome is just sad. I hated Ron Jeramy or what ever his name was. Big dick sure but fat and ugly will never be offset by that.

I've been watching porn for 50+ years. Before VCRs, had to go to the drive in. Yes it's alot better today but POV is just a cheap shot.

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Not a fan of pissing or squirting.

Manuel scene with Lucy Mochi on JJ, the editing is horrible, no flow

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2. Poor lighting: same as above. If I can barely make out the woman's features, what's the point??.

3. Porn videos focusing on the guy.

4. Female-on-male rimjobs (far too much of it in porn nowadays). Uggh

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Edited by - girl crazy on 8/15/2026 3:54:39 PM

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I don't know. Porn is just not doing it for me these days. Maybe because I've seen so much. I'm just not really caring as much. I'll always have my golden era and the scenes are on the internet forever. Well, at least for now until the Christian Nationalists get their way and criminalize adult content.

But until then, I'll enjoy the older stuff.

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