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vodka tonic
coolest cucumber


who
1243 Posts
11/02
Posted - Dec 27 2005 : 3:01PM
As a sometime reviewer, I'm often at a loss as to what technically can be defined as a facial. Spontaneously, I would say a facial is when cum is plastered all over the face. So, do gooey smiles apply ? I always say "he comes on her chin" to describe such climaxes because I'm not sure it is enough to qualify as a facial.
bono-ONE All-Star Supporter
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SAMCRO
8571 Posts
8/00
Posted - Dec 27 2005 : 3:14PM
So long as most of the cum is shot to her face, regardless of whether it's her nose, chin, forehead, or her mouth so long as most of the cum is on her face then I call that a facial!
XrickyromaX
Member

449 Posts
2/05
Posted - Dec 27 2005 : 3:16PM
Yeah, I also think simply. Cum on face = facial.
Don't matter if it's a drop or a deluge!
Bic
Member

You cant see 'em, but her boobs are lovely.
182 Posts
11/05
Posted - Dec 27 2005 : 3:19PM
Then there is alway "good" and "bad" facials :)
juha
Senior Member

2752 Posts
3/05
Posted - Dec 27 2005 : 4:06PM
+1
 
Joel
Member

331 Posts
5/05
Posted - Dec 27 2005 : 5:34PM
Thats a facial.
Thats a bad facial.
Thats a good facial.
Pagoda
Senior Member

Thread Killer
1747 Posts
10/05
Posted - Dec 27 2005 : 6:06PM
I agree with Joel.

Edited to correct poster's name. Ack! I don't think I would appreciate Joey's ultimate facial.

Edited by - Pagoda on 12/28/2005 2:48:16 AM

Twizted6
Senior Member

Good & Evil is merely a matter of perspective, I perfer to call myself... Determined
1229 Posts
7/05
Posted - Dec 28 2005 : 1:36AM
I'm guessing you mean Joel.

Joey might have an entirely different opinion of what a facial consists of.

phatbasey
Senior Member

1390 Posts
1/05
Posted - Dec 28 2005 : 1:57AM
With Joel too
Chico Wang
Member

775 Posts
1/04
Posted - Dec 28 2005 : 3:52AM
It's really quite logical. I can't believe this even has to be defined ...

A facial is: Cum comes out of pee pee hole and lands on girl's face.

The volume of cum and the amount of discomfort to the girl's face (particularly eyeballs or nostril shots) often results in how good or bad the facial actually is.

Chico

Joey Starr
Senior Member

Still wanking after all these years.
8082 Posts
10/00
Posted - Dec 28 2005 : 5:28AM
It's an acquired taste but I'm sure you'll love it in the end!

I'll drink lots of Cherry Coke.

de25ge
Member

yes I'm virilis
954 Posts
11/05
Posted - Dec 28 2005 : 8:25AM
I would say you need cum and you need a face.

Four common types of facials are possible, leaving out all other creatures.

Girl's face with girl goo
Girl's face with boy goo
Man's face with girl goo
Man's face with boy goo

Simple, but not to find in a common dictionary, maybe in www.urbandictionary.com

vodka tonic
coolest cucumber

who
1243 Posts
11/02
Posted - Dec 28 2005 : 11:46AM
Well, I was more looking for people's subjective definitions, and I got some. So dribbly chin is facial, then.
lou sapphire
Member

Take the plan, spin it sideways.
685 Posts
9/02
Posted - Dec 28 2005 : 12:54PM
Yes. Id say chin is definitely attached to face. (unless your Michael Jackson.)
boze
Member

29 Posts
11/05
Posted - Dec 28 2005 : 6:21PM
If she swallows it's not a freaking facial. Please adjust your reviews accordingly so I know what to buy and what to avoid.
Thanks.
 
schwenko
Member

235 Posts
10/05
Posted - Dec 28 2005 : 6:57PM
Agreed- if it is inside the mouth it is NOT a facial!

schwenko




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