vodka tonic coolest cucumber who 1243 Posts 11/02 Posted - Dec 27 2005 : 3:01PM As a sometime reviewer, I'm often at a loss as to what technically can be defined as a facial. Spontaneously, I would say a facial is when cum is plastered all over the face. So, do gooey smiles apply ? I always say "he comes on her chin" to describe such climaxes because I'm not sure it is enough to qualify as a facial.
[Link] bono-ONE All-Star Member SAMCRO 8571 Posts 8/00 Posted - Dec 27 2005 : 3:14PM
So long as most of the cum is shot to her face, regardless of whether it's her nose, chin, forehead, or her mouth so long as most of the cum is on her face then I call that a facial![Link] XrickyromaX Member 449 Posts 2/05 Posted - Dec 27 2005 : 3:16PM
Yeah, I also think simply. Cum on face = facial. Don't matter if it's a drop or a deluge![Link] Bic Member You cant see 'em, but her boobs are lovely. 182 Posts 11/05 Posted - Dec 27 2005 : 3:19PM
Then there is alway "good" and "bad" facials :)[Link] juha Senior Member 2752 Posts 3/05 Posted - Dec 27 2005 : 4:06PM
bono-ONE wrote:
So long as most of the cum is shot to her face, regardless of whether it's her nose, chin, forehead, or her mouth so long as most of the cum is on her face then I call that a facial!
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Joel Member 331 Posts 5/05 Posted - Dec 27 2005 : 5:34PM
XrickyromaX wrote:
Yeah, I also think simply. Cum on face = facial.
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Thats a facial.XrickyromaX wrote:
if it's a drop...
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Thats a bad facial.bono-ONE wrote:
So long as most of the cum is shot to her face, regardless of whether it's her nose, chin, forehead, or her mouth so long as most of the cum is on her face then I call that a facial!
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Thats a good facial.[Link] Pagoda Senior Member Thread Killer 1747 Posts 10/05 Posted - Dec 27 2005 : 6:06PM
I agree with Joel. Edited to correct poster's name. Ack! I don't think I would appreciate Joey's ultimate facial.
Edited by - Pagoda on 12/28/2005 2:48:16 AM
[Link] Twizted6 Senior Member Good & Evil is merely a matter of perspective, I perfer to call myself... Determined 1229 Posts 7/05 Posted - Dec 28 2005 : 1:36AM
Pagoda wrote:
I agree with Joey.
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I'm guessing you mean Joel.Joey might have an entirely different opinion of what a facial consists of.
[Link] phatbasey Senior Member 1390 Posts 1/05 Posted - Dec 28 2005 : 1:57AM
With Joel too[Link] Chico Wang Member 775 Posts 1/04 Posted - Dec 28 2005 : 3:52AM
It's really quite logical. I can't believe this even has to be defined ...A facial is: Cum comes out of pee pee hole and lands on girl's face.
The volume of cum and the amount of discomfort to the girl's face (particularly eyeballs or nostril shots) often results in how good or bad the facial actually is.
Chico
[Link] Joey Starr Senior Member Still wanking after all these years. 8082 Posts 10/00 Posted - Dec 28 2005 : 5:28AM
Pagoda wrote:
I agree with
Joel. Edited to correct poster's name. Ack! I don't think I would appreciate Joey's ultimate facial.
Edited by - Pagoda on 12/28/2005 2:48:16 AM
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It's an acquired taste but I'm sure you'll love it in the end! I'll drink lots of Cherry Coke.
[Link] de25ge Member yes I'm virilis 954 Posts 11/05 Posted - Dec 28 2005 : 8:25AM
I would say you need cum and you need a face.Four common types of facials are possible, leaving out all other creatures.
Girl's face with girl goo Girl's face with boy goo Man's face with girl goo Man's face with boy goo
Simple, but not to find in a common dictionary, maybe in www.urbandictionary.com
[Link] vodka tonic coolest cucumber who 1243 Posts 11/02 Posted - Dec 28 2005 : 11:46AM
Well, I was more looking for people's subjective definitions, and I got some. So dribbly chin is facial, then.[Link] lou sapphire Member Take the plan, spin it sideways. 685 Posts 9/02 Posted - Dec 28 2005 : 12:54PM
vodka tonic wrote:
So dribbly chin is facial, then.
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Yes. Id say chin is definitely attached to face. (unless your Michael Jackson.)[Link] boze Member 29 Posts 11/05 Posted - Dec 28 2005 : 6:21PM
bono-ONE wrote:
So long as most of the cum is shot to her face, regardless of whether it's her nose, chin, forehead, or her mouth so long as most of the cum is on her face then I call that a facial!
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If she swallows it's not a freaking facial. Please adjust your reviews accordingly so I know what to buy and what to avoid. Thanks.[Link]
schwenko Member 235 Posts 10/05 Posted - Dec 28 2005 : 6:57PM
boze wrote:
bono-ONE wrote:
So long as most of the cum is shot to her face, regardless of whether it's her nose, chin, forehead, or her mouth so long as most of the cum is on her face then I call that a facial!
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If she swallows it's not a freaking facial. Please adjust your reviews accordingly so I know what to buy and what to avoid.
Thanks.
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Agreed- if it is inside the mouth it is NOT a facial!schwenko
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