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Starsky5000
Member


61 Posts
5/03
Posted - Nov 26 2005 : 10:08AM
Hi, I am thinking about getting a penis pump?

What's do you think of them and do they produce permanent gain in the long run?

Also what are some of the best penis pumps out there?

I am thinking about the Mega Vac Pump and it cost $299 but are they others you know about that got good reviews or you have personally used.

About 5 years ago I bought a penis pump because a taxi driver that was driving me home from a date suggested it because he said he gets permanent gains by using them. So he took me to the Sex Shop that same night and I shelled out $60 bucks for a bulb pump.
The next night I pumped the whole night like 10 hours straight by the time I was done, my penis filled up the whole pump. I was amazed. It was huge and I mean huge. But as the hours went by it got back to normal size again. And another thing is that bulb operated pump really wore out my arm. I mean I was pumping all night and the next morning my arm was sore as hell.

GaySatyr
Senior Member

Half dirty ol' man; half horny ol' goat!
1684 Posts
10/00
Posted - Nov 26 2005 : 12:22PM
Penis pumps are dangerous. The ONLY way they produce any permanent change in your penis is by DAMAGEING the tissues that sustain your erection. More often than not, the damage done is detrimental. This is a very STUPID method of penis enlargement.

Be happy with what genetics gave you and learn how to use it more effectively. Penis enlargement is a scam -- nothing more than a way to separate you from your money by playing on your insecurities. Get over it.

~ GaySatyr (ABB)

lindi
Senior Member

12345
3205 Posts
9/02
Posted - Nov 26 2005 : 1:01PM
Thanks, GaySatyr for always being ready with this information. I'm sure it has saved a few people from damaging themselves. There's also more info on this thread.
Captain Cock
Member

NL
172 Posts
2/05
Posted - Nov 26 2005 : 10:19PM
Why not save the money, and use a vacuum cleaner? :)
willywilly
Member

Activated Member
662 Posts
2/05
Posted - Nov 27 2005 : 2:21PM
April Flowers


 
Isabel_Ice
Member

I was living in the dark... but now I see the light...
338 Posts
2/04
Posted - Nov 29 2005 : 1:32PM
they are funny.


i wouldn't bother.

Robbie
Member

884 Posts
1/05
Posted - Nov 29 2005 : 1:53PM
Whenever I think of penis pumps (which is not that often) I just think of Austin Powers, "That's not mine!"
gia jordan
Member

670 Posts
9/04
Posted - Nov 29 2005 : 11:54PM
Penis pumps- it's all a gimmick. I just keep thinking about Duece Bigolow 2. All this time you spend having issues with your wiener you could be out meeting chicks, surfing, building ships in bottles, or whatev you do.
Braintax
Member

57 Posts
6/05
Posted - Dec 3 2005 : 8:40AM
A fool and his money are soon parted.

It doesnt matter what one says , people will continue to believe in all these bullshit scams that make your dick bigger.

THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY TO MAKE IT BIGGER/LONGER/THICKER.

and that is surgery. It is painful. It is expensive. And wont quite look exactly like a normal dick maybe should. But it is a very successful operation for what its worth.

Jackin Bud CA
Member

Los Angeles/OC
8 Posts
12/04
Posted - Dec 3 2005 : 4:38PM
Wouldn't try a penis pumper. My erection is doing just fine. Don't fool with mother nature!
jayo All-Star Supporter
All-Star Member

2117 Posts
7/04
Posted - Dec 3 2005 : 10:33PM
The only good things I've ever heard about them were from people who were selling them. Kitchen gadgets sold on weekend infomercials get better run.

Rey de Azulejos
Member

San Pornando Valley
153 Posts
12/05
Posted - Dec 11 2005 : 8:07PM
Im happy with my cocksize... but these things FEEL good if you use them lightly. It is cool to see your cock get bigger if you use higher pressure, but as someone mentioned it is dangerous. I used to own one and I just used it really lightly because it felt really good, it was relaxing, and it was fun to do while I watched porn. I know that doctors perscribe these things to people who have prostate problems and their medicine makes them limp all the time... If they dont get hardons, their penises atrophy and literally shrink. I read about dude who lost inches! Yikes! So it can be used as a medical device as well... but like most medical stuff its easy to abuse...

I think if you search for "Thunders Place" "Thunders Place PE" or maybe just thundersplace.com you will find a site filled with guys OBSESSED with making their penises bigger with all kinds of stuff.. pumpers have their own corner. Good place to learn the least dangerous way to pump for fun IMO. I plan on getting another pump, a nice one that will last a long time... but thats just me, I love sex toys. My fav toy is THE FLESHLIGHT!!!

devinnlane
Devinn Lane

429 Posts
1/04
Posted - Dec 17 2005 : 1:22PM
I don't know but my picture is on one.

xoxo
Devinn

Redish All-Star Supporter
Poetic Moderator

Long and Cursive road to the Ivory Pagoda in the province of Loraine
4076 Posts
12/03
Posted - Dec 17 2005 : 3:35PM
Hmmm...if you have Devinn's picture, wouldn't the pump be unnecessary?
jayo All-Star Supporter
All-Star Member

2117 Posts
7/04
Posted - Dec 17 2005 : 5:18PM
Definitely not the same kind of pumping that I was thinking of.
 
Bob All-Star Supporter
All-Star Member

5516 Posts
3/03
Posted - Dec 17 2005 : 9:20PM
Redish wrote:
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Edited by - bob on 12/17/2005 9:20:59 PM

EagleSpirit
Member

Somewhere Doing Something Stupid
439 Posts
7/03
Posted - Dec 26 2005 : 5:46AM
I totally agree with GS on this one.
BigMatt
Member

Sunrise Adams, Queen of Cute.
498 Posts
12/04
Posted - Dec 26 2005 : 4:59PM
Are you saying that your cock will shrink if you don't use it, or don't get a hardon often enough?
Rey de Azulejos
Member

San Pornando Valley
153 Posts
12/05
Posted - Dec 28 2005 : 1:36AM
Me? Na... people who take some kinds of prostate medication become permanantly limp from that medicine, and their penises can shrink/atrophy because it no longer functions on the same cycle that its used to(kinda like if you break your arm or your leg it is all small when you get it out of a cast because of lack of use.)

What I am saying is that someone who suffers sideffects from prostate medicine might be perscribed a pump device that is almost identical to the adult toy pumps...

*I* have only used one for fun. Like some others have said in this thread it can be really dangerous to use one though... so I dont exactly recomend it...

The best information about using a penis pump and the risks of it that I have seen are on this forum...

http://www.thundersplace.com/ (these guys are obssesed w/ growing their dicks bigger)

http://www.eunuch.org/index2.php (and these guys are obssesed w/ making thier cocks useless!)

^ I think this is the forum which I read about the prostate stuff...

lol, I read weird forums. :)

bauer024
Senior Member

It is what it is
1345 Posts
12/05
Posted - Dec 28 2005 : 2:59AM
i ahve heard they are not a good thing at all like someone said here just liek late night tv trying to scam peaopl well


thanks for all the info


dan




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