I was not. Me and Blossom were blowing smoke together and she must have been so stoned that she forgot. Blossom I used to be known as TheDude008! Remember now?
From the look on the guy's face, I believe the conversation may be proceeding along these lines: "I'm taking the kids, and if you don't agree then I'm taking your balls as well."
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Posted - Apr 18 2013 : 4:12AM
It varies person to person but a slightly metallic or bitter taste seems to be the most common.
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Todd Gack Deactivated User
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Posted - Apr 18 2013 : 6:30PM
He looks like a young Mark Wood. Same goofy expression.
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Posted - May 3 2013 : 9:46AM
What does pussy taste like? It tastes like more! Yes, please! For me, gettin' a glazed doughnut face and that Teflon coating on my tongue is one of life's simple pleasures.
Eating pussy is an acquired taste which differs from woman to woman..basically a good taste indicates a woman who takes care of herself. Gross taste means the opposite and probably someone you shouldn't be eating anyway.
If it's everything all right with the pussy you're eating, it should taste nothing. It should be like kissing a mouth recently teeth brushed. But if it's a little dirty, or has a few hours without a shower and the girl had a piss a few times, it will tastes a little bit salty. BUT if it's really dirty, or hasn't being showered for hours straight, I can't even image how bad it will taste, but I can assure you it will have a really bad smell.
sweet when just showered. tangy on a normal day. if shes taken a piss and you go down on her then fishy. if shes on her period then iron+fish. take my word son
Depends on the time of the month. We use period tracking and we've noticed that about a week before ovulation, the smell and taste is very strong, even immediately after a thorough shower. A few days after ovulation, it's very neutral, almost no taste at all, even if she hasn't showered since yesterday. As far as what that taste which gets stronger or weaker...I can't quite pin my finger on it. Sweet, but slightly...I don't know, the closest I can think of is fishy, but it's not a great analogy. It's like comparing a tree to a flower - sure, they're both plants, but they're totally different plants.
I would say fishy tasting but it smells like ass which is kind of a turn off but it can be very sweet tasting like grape fruits almost?
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StarGrek Deactivated User
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Posted - Mar 24 2014 : 10:29AM
It doesn't taste like fish it smells like fish. Although modern science agrees that smell and taste affect each other greatly I would state that the taste of pussy is rather sweet and spicy i would say.. according to my personal experience . Now about the smell, can be very sharp and "stinky" depending on her circle and of course her hormones. Although many virgin or "conservative" guys may find the smell, rather smelly still I personally love the taste of pussy even if the last one is not freshly cleaned. Yes I like to smell that distinctive fragrance of womanhood on her. I dont know... it turns me on, it drives me crazy. I feel like a wolf like an animal. wafffff... wafffff... waffff... wwuuuuuuuuww :P
Seriously, if a lady has a distinctive amine odor (fishy) she probably has bacterial overgrowth and should consider changing her diet a little bit to acidify her natural secretions and maybe take a lactobacillus supplement. If it's really bad she should go to a Dr. and get treatment for bacterial vaginosis. BV generally isn't harmful, to the woman or her partner, although it can cause complications in pregnancy and in extreme cases lead to pelvic inflammatory syndrome. I think eating pussy tastes a lot like licking a penny, with a salty over-tone and a buttery, slippery texture. Sometimes, it puts me in mind of the taste of touching my tongue to a 9 volt battery.
^ I will agree with most of what Kimi said. I have never made the penny or nine volt battery discovery. I will say that pussy does have a salty flavor. I 100% agree with the buttery flavor and texture that Kimi mentioned for sure.
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urthoughts Deactivated User
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The slightly metallic take you mention as derived from your analogy of licking a penny is pretty accurate as is the very slightly salty flavor. The battery...never found that.