I was watching Julie Night's surprise bukakke at the end of her scene in I LOVE IT ROUGH, and I saw, amongst more robust contenders cumming freely, this tubby dude offer his meagre load onto Julie's painted face, to which Brandon Iron responds 'thanks for your contribution' or somesuch variation of words. And it got me thinking - what did this moment mean for this guy? Was it one of the high points of his sexual life, or just another load shot in a lifetime of unleashed seminal moments? Does he do this often? Does he get a call once in a while with some director saying 'hey, I've got another bukakke, think you can swing by and pop one on this girl's face?' These guys should not be overlooked - they're like the offensive line in football - look unimportant but gee, when you have a good one, they make a difference!

I think next time PXP or RLD put out a bukakke vid, like Baker's Dozen, there's room for a DVD extra featuring a day in the life of a bukakke extra, as kind of a spoof funny addendum to the film. It's a niche area - to be a bukakke-only guy, you basically have to fail to have a great body for porn, but you have to be able to shoot a decent wad. As we know, a lot of bukakke guys can't even do this right. Keen to know the names and work careers of these cumshot 'pinch hitters.'

If ever a studio shoots a bukakke in Australia, I volunteer to be a bukakke guy. I'll start eating my zinc and clomiphene muesli bar now.