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| Babexx Member Sydney Australia 17 Posts 11/02 |  Posted - Dec 11 2002 : 4:10AMWhat happens when u fuck a girl in the ass and she suddenly farts ? ? ? And what happens when u anal fuck a girl and she suddenly shits all over ur dick ? ? ? Does this ever happened to anyone ? ? ? Topic Moved by - saki on Dec 11 2002 [Link] |
| spaceace1970 Member NSW, Australia 341 Posts 8/01 | Posted - Dec 11 2002 : 4:40AM [Link] |
| SQUIDMONKEY Ass Lord 446 Posts 8/02 | Posted - Dec 11 2002 : 5:43AM hahaaha,, I think you'll find this thread will get moved to a different forum but never mind, I'll answer it anyway. If it's in your personal life, I would imagine that you would just laugh at both situations, as to make the woman feel at ease. The worst thing you can do, is to say "urrggghhh I have your shit on my dick". That would make her feel disgusted with herself, which of course is not right. As for the industry, I'm not sure, I would imagine that they would get them both to clean up and then carry on?? SQUID [Link] |
| Rumplestilt Skin Deactivated User 931 Posts 7/02 | Posted - Dec 11 2002 : 6:16AM And hopefully a problem I shall never encounter. Rump. [Link] |
| aybesea Senior Member Caroline Cage - Hungarian Hottie! 1485 Posts 5/02 | Posted - Dec 11 2002 : 9:41AM [Link] |
| blklthrjkt Passionfruit Video Dallas 105 Posts 7/02 | Posted - Dec 11 2002 : 9:43AM One expert on anal sex, the author Bert Herman states, " You can't expect to dig into the bee hive without occasionally stirring up bees." Hey, shit happens! Kurt Hardy Edited by - blklthrjkt on 12/11/2002 9:43:51 AM [Link] |
RonK  Big Double Everything Fan Poor Turkey running for her life with Christmas Hat 3713 Posts 9/01 | Posted - Dec 11 2002 : 10:02AM Ron [Link] |
| lindi Senior Member 12345 3205 Posts 9/02 | Posted - Dec 11 2002 : 10:38AM Lots of personal comments about it on this thread: And a related YogaGrrl story on this one: [Link] |
| DenverDon Benevolent Firmly Embedded in Depravity 5914 Posts 7/02 | Posted - Dec 11 2002 : 11:34AM In real life you don't have the luxury of film editing to cut out that part. Laugh about it, clean it up, use prevention the next time, and carry on. That's life. DenverDon [Link] |
| Darth-Morpheous Deactivated User 1701 Posts 3/02 | Posted - Dec 11 2002 : 12:19PM [Link] |
| vodka tonic coolest cucumber who 1243 Posts 11/02 | Posted - Dec 11 2002 : 6:18PM As for shit, well, it's a frequent discussion on this forum, sometimes it happens, most times not, it depends if u've been to the restaurant before, if she hasn't been to the toilets all day, whatever sounds the most obvious. Enemas are mandatory the 1st time, but if u practice anal regularly, I find that problems "fade" with time without the need for enemas. There's always a risk, but it's no big deal. It's not like she's gonna stain all the sheets, y'know, more like some traces on the length of your cock but nothing really serious. I may also warn u, sometimes there's blood (especially the 1st time). So my advice is be nice, don't push like crazy, use lube & don't spend one hour in there. i should be so lucky, lucky lucky lucky [Link] |
| YogaGrrl self-removed user 757 Posts 12/01 | Posted - Dec 11 2002 : 7:33PM [Link] |
| Hustler Deactivated User 55 Posts 3/04 | Posted - Mar 27 2004 : 7:04AM [Link] |
| Coyote Member Daylight Savings Time, is it really Necessary? 972 Posts 3/04 | Posted - Mar 28 2004 : 8:45PM "Now every time I kiss you I'm going to taste 36 other guys!"-Clerks [Link] |
| Tammi Lynn S. Member Missouri 14 Posts 4/04 | Posted - Apr 5 2004 : 10:11AM I've messed after anal only a few times in my life. The first was the first time I did it and I was humiliated. The guy I was with was a real dick too and I still remember his "Uh..you s*** on my bed. Get the F*** off right now!" Real sensitive. The other times happened when I had a guy that wouldn't wait and/or snuck it in on me and I didn't get a chance to get ready. If I know there's a chance I'll be having anal I always do some of the techniques recommended in this and other threads so I'm ready. Only once did I ever have a guy ask me to do that. [Link] |
| licker Senior Member Heretic, Iconoclast, Skeptic 1141 Posts 8/03 | Posted - Apr 5 2004 : 7:35PM I hope you didn't see that guy again! He should have seen you felt bad about it and given you a hug, not made things worse. Some guys just don't deserve to be with a woman. [Link] |
| cochise Member You gonna pull them pistols or whistle dixie? 238 Posts 12/03 | Posted - Apr 6 2004 : 3:18AM [Link] |
| Tammi Lynn S. Member Missouri 14 Posts 4/04 | Posted - Apr 6 2004 : 7:30AM I was with that jerk again but it wasn't my choice and I made him pay for it. He's very experienced in anal sex now...he's been in jail for about six years. From what I hear, he and I have a lot in common now if you catch my meaning. [Link] |
| licker Senior Member Heretic, Iconoclast, Skeptic 1141 Posts 8/03 | Posted - Apr 6 2004 : 9:11AM [Link] |
| Silent Jay Member Venus De Costello 694 Posts 12/02 | Posted - Apr 18 2004 : 8:22PM [Link] |
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