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Comet Man
Member

Boston
96 Posts
4/01
Posted - Sep 25 2007 : 6:16PM
Laura: have you watched any euro porn? I hate watching most American porn nowadays for many of the same reasons (hate girls w/ tattoos/piercing/silicone, etc.). Some of the Dorcel ones have the girl finish the guy off instead of him wanking off for minutes.
And if that really is your photo in your avatar, wow ;-)
Hypermastia
Deactivated User

These R The Buttocks Of Ryan Star: No Butt Can Compare
248 Posts
6/07
Posted - Sep 25 2007 : 8:41PM
What I Hate In Porn?
When a movie shows a sexy, beautiful, young woman being sodomized in every position +Except* doggystyle.
Anal Terrorist
Member

14 Posts
8/07
Posted - Sep 25 2007 : 10:20PM
You know what I don't like in porn?
How more gonzo companies aren't offering the "Music ON/OFF" feature with DVDs. Diabolic and Anabolic offer it, but to my knowledge they're the only ones.
Every once in a while I like watching my porn with music. It's a good way to change things up! Variety is the spice of life! lol
Does anyone agree?
I'm really surprised that more gonzo companies aren't giving customers THE OPTION for music. I think the idea is great. Because quite frankly, if you don't like music with your porn, then just turn it off!
What's everyone else think?
A.T.
Anal Terrorist
Member

14 Posts
8/07
Posted - Sep 25 2007 : 10:25PM
hehe...
Thanks bro. The things you think up when you're partying with buddies, huh? Priceless. lol
A.T.
 
johnny brazil
Member

67 Posts
9/07
Posted - Sep 27 2007 : 8:19AM
i hate that i'm not in the porn
studioline
Member

303 Posts
8/07
Posted - Sep 27 2007 : 11:12AM
1) If the porn has music in it and I can't turn the music off it irritates me a lot.
2) If the porn doesn't have music in it and I would like to have some additional music, I usually turn on my stereo.
3) Of course the ideal way is to have the music on/off option
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Edited by - hardware on 9/27/2007 11:54:48 AM
Chorlini
Member

Centauri Pervert
18 Posts
9/07
Posted - Sep 27 2007 : 2:46PM
Personally I could do with a little less misogynism. It's one thing to portray a submissive fantasy, it's another step to show what I consider abusive behavior. I once saw Donkey Punch and it made want to smash the director in the face. As a fan I love the actresses, I have no desire to see them abused.
That's my main peeve.
Smaller peeves:
- Guys making cum faces when they're coming. And the director actually focusing on it. Thank god it's become rare these days.
- Ripping off of lingerie before the scene even starts. Why go to all the trouble of dressing the girl up all nicely when the guy rips off her clothing and shoes before the blow job starts? I prefer it if they were not to take their kit off.
Facial cosmetic surgery. What's with all the collagen stuffed lips these days? It never looks good and is that how you want to look the rest of your life?
- Anal movies where it takes forever to get to the anal. I can understand this in a movie that doesn't carry the word anal or has a clever ploy on it in its title, but if you name the vid anal mayhem or anal maniacs it damn well better not include any vaginal and go straight to the ass after the blowjob. After all, what's the point of calling it like that?
Edited by - Chorlini on 9/27/2007 3:02:24 PM
Anal Terrorist
Member

14 Posts
8/07
Posted - Sep 27 2007 : 8:32PM
1.) I said OPTION for music...NOT a permanent track in the background that you can't turn off.
2.) Regular music is designed to stand alone. Hence, it has singing, guitar solos, and a variety of other stuff that can be distracting when watching porn--even if on quietly. Unlike a porn track which is generally a simple rhythm that's looped and playing in the background.
3.) I know. That's why I said I was "surprised" more companies weren't making the option available.
A.T.
Christopher256
Member

146 Posts
8/05
Posted - Sep 28 2007 : 12:19AM
Oh man I'm with you there. I have a number of anal flicks where they don't even do doggy, it's like the forget it the premier position for that kind of sex in real life. They're in the minority of anal flicks, but still they shouldn't exsist at all.
maccer
Member

38 Posts
4/05
Posted - Sep 28 2007 : 3:09PM
I can't believe nobody's mentioned porn scenes with clothing. More and more scenes shot where the girl is covered up instead of stark nude. I'm not talking sexy stockings and shoes, I mean rolled up shirts, skirts, etc. If you're going to shoot clothing, at least take it off during the scene and don't roll the entire scene with it on or wait to take it off at the very end. Again, goes down to stupid idiot directors. A new company called Pornostatic is notorious for shooting gorgeous foreign women wearing full clothes the entire time.
It's like anal scenes. I hate anal scenes but don't mind it when it's normal sex first and goes to anal later. But don't make the whole damn thing anal unless you specify that on the box cover. If directors mixed it up a bit (including shooting from more than one angle), they could satisfy a lot more customers and make more sales.
Goes back to the fact that most directors are talentless idiots and only film what turns them on. Let's face it, you don't have to have any brains to get rich on porn. Just look at most idiots who run the porn shops but make a fortune because it's what most men want, and some ladies.
Hardware All-Star Supporter
All-Star Member

Your other left
14594 Posts
3/02
Posted - Sep 28 2007 : 4:01PM
One man's talentless idiot is another man's genius. I think clothing makes a very effective prop in porn but, as in most things, not everybody knows how to use it.
SgtD
New Member

3 Posts
7/06
Posted - Sep 28 2007 : 4:06PM
I agree, don't know why but I do not get any enjoyment out of watching anal sex. I'll FF right through it and unfortunately some of my faves do a lot of anal (Bree Olson, Whitney Stevens).
Someone also said showing a guy's face which is another thing that bothers me. But even worse is a guy talking during the sex which is a big turn off. Most of the shit sounds so corny too like that one guy who says on more than 1 occasion "oh just like that, don't turn the page"
Sir Tiny Creep
Member

69 Posts
9/07
Posted - Oct 5 2007 : 4:52PM
The above put me off too.
Pagoda
Senior Member

Thread Killer
1747 Posts
10/05
Posted - Oct 5 2007 : 7:02PM
I hate gagging and gaping.
I hate mean-spirited performers, male or female.
I hate passionless, boring sex.
Those things said, I hated straight porn until it got rough. I didn't like seeing reasonably-attractive men used as props for pretty girls to pose upon. I'd've rather watched two pretty girls really groove on each other. I like the style a lot of guys employ now. It puts the female performers through their paces, and separates the women from the girls.
 
Nookie_Monster
Member

129 Posts
10/07
Posted - Oct 6 2007 : 1:15PM
One thing I hate is double anal or double vaginal. Call me homophobic if you will but if I'm having sex, as in a threesome, I do not want my penis coming in contact with another penis.
I also hate women that fuck totally nude except for the high heels. I do not like garters. I like women to be totally nude when they fuck.
ChodeMasterJ
Perpetual Marxist

5405 Posts
4/03
Posted - Oct 6 2007 : 2:03PM
ok. you're a homophobe then.
mrdngm
Member

754 Posts
11/04
Posted - Oct 6 2007 : 4:02PM
I hate those beaded-type dildos. They are a poor substitute for real anal beads.
spitty
Member

730 Posts
12/04
Posted - Oct 6 2007 : 5:04PM
- camera operators that can't stop moving around too much , shaking , and filming the wrong thing at the wrong time.
- males are too dominant in g/g/b scenes
- too little kissing / bad kissing / fake kissing between women.
- looking at the camera ( i truly hate this)
- too much anal
- too many producers and directors copying each other. Too many movies are identical.
- too much roughness ( ex. slapping , choking , hair pulling)
- males talking and moaning too much. ( total turn off)
ma meeshka
Iconoclastic Member

3939 Posts
4/06
Posted - Oct 6 2007 : 9:38PM
+1
p.s. not a good thing.
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Edited by - hardware on 10/7/2007 12:08:36 AM
ChodeMasterJ
Perpetual Marxist

5405 Posts
4/03
Posted - Oct 6 2007 : 10:20PM
yeah. nothing wrong with liking the snausage.
Knocko
Member

533 Posts
5/07
Posted - Oct 7 2007 : 6:34AM
Porn message boards
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Edited by - hardware on 10/7/2007 9:07:43 AM
Thy God
Member

11 Posts
10/07
Posted - Oct 22 2007 : 3:02PM
I hate girls that don't do anal.
breezer
Member

Side A:Kinky geek variety show. Side B:Intelligent Respectable Gentleman
25 Posts
10/07
Posted - Oct 22 2007 : 5:04PM
My no.1:
Spitting for lubrication. There are far more attractive ways to transfer saliva to anyone's genitals (or even to apply 'product' lube in-shot).
No.2:
Mechanical male actors who just stand there, or (a specific example I can remember being really turned off by) machine-like cunnilingus up-close shot. Seeing a guy's jaw move up and down very quickly and mechanically with gynaecologically close views of her pussy really isn't sexy. At all. Zoom back a bit for god's sake, see her writhing or something, go more top-down view so his jaw doesn't look like it's attached to a camrod. (sorry, excuse the rant, no names mentioned to protect the guilty (IMO)).
No.2:
No feeling in anything, when there's no intimacy or faked sense of it or even just fun or sense they're enjoying it, or sense they're doing it for you the viewer if it's that type.

Clothing can be very sexy - even non-lingerie stuff like hot-pants, tight t-shirts, mini-skirts, whatever; some of it works better left-on in sex, some better taken off just-before (and sometimes we want to see it being taken/ripped off, sometimes it's ok just to cut to the nudey action). Depends on viewers tastes too.

backdoorman
Senior Member

Shake for me girl... I wanna be your backdoorman !
2776 Posts
10/07
Posted - Oct 22 2007 : 7:42PM
Anything deceptive. Misleading boxcovers, misleading titles, ( ie. using ass or butt in the title but no anal in the move), looping a scene over and over to make it appear longer, girls hollering "fuck my ass" and they really aren't donig anal, using a star's name to sell a movie and she is only in it long enough for me to fart, etc....l.you get the pic. Oh and the s&m movies that promise some real blistering spankings or whatever and it looks like it's just this side of a Disney movie when you see, Oh what a tangled web we weave when we first practice to promote porn !!!
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