"So my name is Endorphin, I can make U happy, U see? I come from planet Venus, I can take U there, U can be my ecstasy"---Prince
Being as I am from Venus and I have watched porno to observe sexual behavior of people on earth, here is what I have learned.
In order to get sex men do not have to be attractive, charismatic, funny, likeable, rich, or nice. They just have to be there.
95% of women are bi-sexual. The other 5% is composed of straight women and Janine.
Women only masturbate under two scenarios. 1: while waiting there turn. 2: When well dressed and in a scenic environment(see Diva Girls)
Sex is never performend in the dark. Women love to have the lights on.
Women cum much more easily than men. Men know how to get a woman off, but for some reason men usually have to masturbate to reach orgasm.
Some women have the abnormality that when they lie down there breasts fall flat as opposed to holding their shape.
Sex is usually performed by more than two people.
Women love sex so much that they invite up to hundreds of men to give them what they want.
Only about ten men are getting laid.
Anal sex happens frequently and women loooove it.
The less attractive a woman, the more she will do.
All women give blow jobs, except Janine.
Foreplay is optional. Afterplay is non existent.
Very attractive women frequently gather in groups and have sex.
And finally,
A man's cum is the best skin care product available. So much in fact that women will work hard for it, fight for it and even cum at the sight of it.
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"Hey, do you remember when that girl was prom queen?"
-from Dirty Movies by Van Halen