Reviewers Recommend Big Wet Asses 34 - review by Captain Jack Director: Pat Myne Starring: Vince Karter, Zac Wild, Summer Vixen, Lilith Grace, River Lynn, Victor Ray, Tessa Thomas, Jay Romero. Read review
You're behind the scenes of your favorite porn stars movie set. She just finished doing the most unbelievable raunchy gangbang in history. I'm talking about a gangbang so out of this world that it makes Ariana Jollee's 65 guy cream pie look tame. Anyway, she finished and now she's back in the dressing room and there you are. Now remember, this is your ultimate porn star, she says to you "I'm still so hot. Please...PLEASE, eat my pussy". Would you?
Just curious. I mean, everybody wants to sleep with a porn star so I went to extremes. Kind of like I saw on an episode of Family Guy...Peter asked something like, "Would you rather sleep with Star Jones or Haley Barey after she's been dead for a few hours." I love that show.
I think some porn stars are hot looking and great performers. I'm old enough to know that doesn't mean I want to sleep with them, though. Maybe I would, maybe I wouldn't. I'd have to get to know them as individuals.
As for the question, not unless we were already lovers.
Just a few questions first. How did I get there? I mean, did I just suddenly get teleported from the Midwest to a California porn set or what? In order for me to imagine this realistically, there has to be some kind of a plausible reason why I'm there.
Why does she want an ugly fucker like me to eat her pussy when she gets it every day? Would she even be attracted to me?
Has she showered? If I'm gonna eat her pussy, there's at least a fair chance that I'm gonna be exposed to some STD even if she'd showered. But if she's still covered in the cum of a hundred guys, the chances are that much higher.
Now this is a risk I may be willing to take if I really like her and it's my one chance to live out my fantasy. But my not being gay or some such, the least she could do is wash off all the sperm first.
In the end, I'd have to say my answer would be a big MAYBE. I think it'd be pretty pointless to take the aforementioned risk if she wouldn't even enjoy it. I really only get off when women get off. There's more to it for me than just shoving my face in a hot chick's crotch.
Hardware, I don't know who is in your avatar, but those are some of the worst boobs I have ever seen. They are like baseballs stuffed inside skin. I hate them. They freak me out.
it's the same with all the stupid "would you rather" questions... you have to make a choice between things that would never ever occur anyway...
would you rather eat a 70 guy cream pie out of you favorite porn star's pussy or miss out on the one and only chance to have sex with her forever... (and that's in the very rare case that she even is in the mood to think about sex after a scene like that)
it's not like there are not other options. If it would really happen that your favorite porn star shows interest why not tell her "why don't you take a shower and the I take you to dinner" if there's a chance for you to get with her in the first place there's always tomorrow or next week (depends on how long she needs to recover from her gang fuck)
don't reduce us porn performers to a bunch of dirty and disgusting people... in the end you lust for us anyway which clearly comes out in your post. So why create such stupid "what if's"
in the end we're all normal people with a little unormal job. everybody that lives with somebody that does porn knows that there are many ways to arrange with obstacles like that.
DAMN!!! You fuckers have to read so much into every fucking question! Since I have to break down such a simple fucking question into tiny parts so your one tracked minds can handle them...here you go. I was watching Ariana Jollee in her 65 guy cream pie. There was an interview portion on the dvd. She said how hot it would be for some dude to go down on her when she was done, or something like that. THAT'S WHY I ASKED THE QUESTION!!! Yeah, nobody wants to sleep with a porn star...we would all just rather jack off to them daily!!! WHATEVER! Get off your high horses, pricks!!! I wasn't talking down to any porn stars by saying we all want to sleep with them. But, duhhhh, if I'm jacking off to someone then the chances are pretty fucking good that if the opportunity presented itself I would have sex with them. Some of you that post here treat other people's posts like some pompous asshole talking about how great he is and how unworthy the other person is. Lighten the fuck up and kiss my ass.
That's what we're here for....What was the question again? I was thinking and "pussy" just popped into my head.You coulda just said so.I didn't say I wouldn't want to, Just that I know for a fact that at the moment, as far as STDs are concerned, I have a perfect bill of health and it would be a risk (a slight risk, perhaps but still a risk) and that I'd have to carefully weigh that risk against whether or not it would be worth it to me. It's kind of sad but we don't really take reality into account when we're sitting around beating off to porn. I don't think I could seriously answer the question unless I were actually in that situation in the here and now. It one of those things that you're never sure until it comes up.I'm not on any kind of high horse. I can be a prick, I suppose but I'm usually only trying to amuse myself.I don't think you've really been around long enough to make such a harsh judgement about people on these forums. Most of the people here are cool once you get to know them and realize that they really don't take most of what they (or other people) say very seriously. The mood here is generally pretty relaxed. People do get upset sometimes but that's kind of rare here.
I was kidding with my post if it was one of the posts you were talking about.
Big Wet Asses 34 - review by Captain Jack
Posted - Jan 28 2007 : 10:52PM
