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Pete Zaface
Senior Member


3064 Posts
8/03
Posted - May 30 2005 : 9:32AM
There seems to be a sense of agreement that interview questions (and answers) in porn are routine, banal, and provide neither any decent information nor any additional heat to the scenes. At least that's how everyone inhabiting my brain sees it. ;)

Assuming for the sake of this question that that's the case, what questions would you like to see posed to starlets in their interviews?

My own suggestions, in no particular order (gotta be quick while the SO is out):

1) Are you a dancer?
2) If so, ever fuck a guy or give him a blowjob or handjob in a club? Ever fuck a customer outside of the club?
3) Ever spend time behind closed doors with a guy for money?
4) What led you into porn? What do you think your reaction will be in 10 years when someone pulls out a boxcover with your cum-covered face on it and asks you about it?
5) What fantasies do you have that you would like to fulfill? What fantasies do you have that you probably wouldn't like to fulfill and probably will remain fantasies?
6) What turns you on?
7) A guy sees you in the store or at the mall and wants to get to know you better. What should he do?
8) Ever have a zipless fuck? Tell me about it.
More later. Gotta go.


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Walter Burns
Legendary Quoter

IAFD, supporters of beastiality. Just say no.
7564 Posts
11/02
Posted - May 30 2005 : 11:40AM
Do you prefer Walter Burns or Dr. Evil?





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"I avoid churches of all types like the plague, remember the movie the Omen, where Damien is being taken to the church, that's me"
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Kperv
The Cuddler

*struck
(She slipped)
1818 Posts
1/04
Posted - May 30 2005 : 12:10PM
1. Would you rather we skipped this part and got on with it?
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Cyberchicken
Member

900 Posts
4/02
Posted - May 30 2005 : 12:23PM
The four reasons I hate porn interviews:

1. They are usually scripted.
2. The performer makes some "wood killing" revelation.
3. I'd rather the pre-scene be a slow tease, instead.
4. The sound quality is so bad, I usually can't understand what the girl is saying. (suggestion = let her hold a microphone)

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nietzsche
Deactivated User

5470 Posts
8/03
Posted - May 30 2005 : 12:30PM
"Who's your favorite Beatle?"

Edited by - nietzsche on 5/30/2005 12:42:11 PM

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Hardware All-Star Supporter
All-Star Member

Your other left
14595 Posts
3/02
Posted - May 30 2005 : 1:43PM
1. Does the Heisenberg Principle actually affect your life or do you think it's just a bunch of bullshit?

2. Two trains leave the station at the same time. One is head east from Hampton to Jersey at 30 mph, the other from Jersey to Hampton at 60 mph. In case they collide, should you put on clean underwear?

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MASAMUNE
Senior Member

1452 Posts
12/04
Posted - May 30 2005 : 1:46PM
What's the kinkiest thing you've done?

and

Who's your favorite Beatle?

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Smotherama
Member

P.O.V.
224 Posts
5/05
Posted - May 30 2005 : 1:51PM
Do you like to be underneath or on top?
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threesomebody
Official BlowBang Judge

Would you like my autograph?
2491 Posts
12/04
Posted - May 30 2005 : 4:00PM
Have you ever used a stunt cooter?
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hypo
Member

48 Posts
2/05
Posted - May 31 2005 : 1:13AM
Marriage or porn. And none of that pussy answer "both". Although I will accept taking the fifth amendment.
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Andy2
Member

UK
157 Posts
3/05
Posted - May 31 2005 : 4:48AM
Cheese or jam?
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Kimi Lixx
Senior Member

2012 Posts
6/01
Posted - May 31 2005 : 9:16AM
Cake or Death?

I hate those interviews. I wish they were scripted. I hate it when I haven't had time to come up with an answer and I say something I want to take back the second it's out of my mouth.

I do like the informal chat kinda behind-the-scenes sort of thing. Not really an interview, but just a little get-to-know-you.

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Joey Starr
Senior Member

Still wanking after all these years.
8082 Posts
10/00
Posted - May 31 2005 : 9:27AM
Is it squirt or is it piss?
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Cuddly Wombat
Senior Member

Just another bare bum in the shiower
1739 Posts
12/04
Posted - May 31 2005 : 9:34AM
Are you or have you ever been a member of the Communist Party?
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Jacco All-Star Supporter
All-Star Member

"liable to deprave and corrupt"
2673 Posts
5/04
Posted - May 31 2005 : 2:40PM
What do you want to drink?
Can I get you another drink?
Would you like another one?
Another one?
Fuck this interview, let's get drunk in stead.

Jacco

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Kperv
The Cuddler

*struck
(She slipped)
1818 Posts
1/04
Posted - May 31 2005 : 3:19PM
Did Squirtfan or Vincent hijack Jacco's account?
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ze_dude33
Member

I love gapes and myself very much !
861 Posts
8/03
Posted - May 31 2005 : 3:32PM
1-Can you tell me all the movies where you are gaping please ?
2-do you like your job ?
3-Are you free tonight ?
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secluded Observer
Member

741 Posts
11/03
Posted - May 31 2005 : 4:23PM
Some funny questions like Hardware's, Joey's, Ze_dude's...
Here is a more serious one:
"How do you deal with the hazards of this profession?"
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Jacco All-Star Supporter
All-Star Member

"liable to deprave and corrupt"
2673 Posts
5/04
Posted - May 31 2005 : 11:10PM
Maybe it's because last Saturday in London I managed to get drunk twice in one night (that's what happens if parties last from 7 pm till 10 am)


Jacco

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The Fly Is Open
Member

Where in the hell is my grilled cheese?
575 Posts
3/05
Posted - May 31 2005 : 11:17PM
The most important question of all:

Would you eat the moon if it were made of ribs?

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MASAMUNE
Senior Member

1452 Posts
12/04
Posted - May 31 2005 : 11:22PM
What goes through your mind when you are gaping as wide as the grand canyon?
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Robbie
Member

884 Posts
1/05
Posted - Jun 1 2005 : 9:48AM
Do you cum here often?

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AlexPanzer
Deactivated User

1593 Posts
6/03
Posted - Jun 1 2005 : 12:56PM
Which way to the bathroom?
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