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starbug2 Member 32 Posts 5/12	Posted - May 13 2015 : 9:21PM I mean really bad. Like the porn equivalent of Manos: The Hands of Fate. This topic seems like it could be pretty fun. Discussing the most horrible porn ever made and trying to decide which one is the absolute worst. I'm not limiting this to just performance or camera work either, I also mean plots and dialog, any film can qualify. I'm curious to see just how bad porn can get. [Link]
Dragon Sign Deactivated User 3381 Posts 12/13	Posted - May 14 2015 : 2:52AM I guess the answer must be nothing worth wasting time or energy over. [Link]
Gore Gore Girl Doctor of the Erotic Arts 7238 Posts 1/09	Posted - May 14 2015 : 12:08PM I think the world unanimously agrees it's Bat Pussy. [Link]
JigglyBoobs Senior Member 1614 Posts 3/12	Posted - May 14 2015 : 6:01PM I'd be surprised if this isn't locked. One person could say "I didn't like Porno Movie X because I didn't like any of the women in it" and five posts later, someone else could say "Yeah, I don't like pornstar Y who starred in Porno Movie X. She's ugly and a shit performer." It just sounds like the start of that slippery slope. [Link]
Mister Fahrenheit All-Star Member Meh 4655 Posts 10/13	Posted - May 14 2015 : 6:03PM ^ You might be right. It's too bad assholes will probably bring down the thread. I love movies that are so bad they're good. An MST3K type show that watched old features could be hilarious. Dave's Old Porn on Showtime was kind of like that. Edited by - Mister Fahrenheit on 5/14/2015 6:04:08 PM [Link]

hoochimama Deactivated User 1436 Posts 5/10	Posted - May 14 2015 : 6:59PM That facial abuse scene with Desi & Elli Foxx. I think I started vomiting once they did. ________________________________________________ Please ID these girls from PlayboyTV's Foursome show [Link]
Hardware All-Star Member Your other left 14596 Posts 3/02	Posted - May 14 2015 : 8:51PM I'm tempted to say Asiatrik. However, despite the fact that he failed miserably, at least it was clear that Patrice Cabanel was attempting to accomplish something worthwhile. That's more than can be said for some of the shock schlock Rob Black and Lizzy Borden put out. [Link]
Cray Member 154 Posts 1/14	Posted - May 14 2015 : 11:21PM Of everything I've watched, I'd go with Blood Lake. Nothing about that worked. [Link]
Brummie Senior Member 3389 Posts 1/09	Posted - May 15 2015 : 1:34AM JigglyBoobs wrote: I'd be surprised if this isn't locked. One person could say "I didn't like Porno Movie X because I didn't like any of the women in it" and five posts later, someone else could say "Yeah, I don't like pornstar Y who starred in Porno Movie X. She's ugly and a shit performer." It just sounds like the start of that slippery slope. Click to expand The thread might stay alive if we just mentioned the film title and the reason why and not the performers names. Or perhaps the original Poster meant the technicals were bad such as poor lighting, jerky camerawork etc. Just don't mention the pornstar names involved in the films. [Link]
Leyden Senior Member The people have spoken. I'm a nitpicking dick. Woo! 8757 Posts 1/04	Posted - May 15 2015 : 1:42AM I don't remember the director's name but for a brief time a lot of his movies featured armpit fucking. I think that's the sex act that inspired the icon. [Link]
charn fubar 2880 Posts 12/09	Posted - May 15 2015 : 10:42AM I could sound like Marvin the Paranoid Android if I go on and on about terrible porn. "X was the worst, and Y was also the worst, and after that porn went into a decline." Most of the difference in low budget video is the labelling. If the label gives a fair indication of the contents, then it's great porn, compared to the mislabelled box. [Link]
N00dlesDaddy Senior Member Layla...got me on my knees... 1793 Posts 7/13	Posted - May 15 2015 : 3:50PM For me, it's anything that aspires to be something more than porn. Lavish sets, high production values, attempts at 'plot' and/or 'acting'. I realise a lot of people like this stuff but it has zero appeal for me. I just wanna sit down, knock one out and get on with my day. [Link]

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