Just got LC20 in the mail today. From what I've seen so far, it's probably my favorite Chico movie. The fucked-up thing is, I haven't watched any of the sex yet. I just went straight to all of Chico's bullshit surrounding the scenes.
Loved Katin riding the arm of the couch. Didn't understand why he confused Alabama with Arkansas in Corina's scene. Thought Missy was adorable playing with the puppies. Could not fucking believe the shit he was saying to Chiquita at the end. And of course, the whole reason I rented it was for the Brooke shenanigans.
I guess I'll get around to watching the rest before it goes back in the mail. But I got what I was looking for already.
Obi, you sound like some of us in porn who just watch the introductions to the scene. I had a shitload of fun with this video but I hope you're not disappointed with the sex. I thought this Lewd Conduct was the best one I did. After my first Lewd (#17), I thought I lost a bit of focus by going ballistic and overdoing it with the next two. This way I stayed with 6 scenes and tried to make each scene count.
I just don't like the usual porn format with the ever popular every scene starts the same way, same comatose interview, same scripted tease, same blowjob, 3 vaginal positions, 3 anal positions, etc. It gets boring for me.
This'll be the general format I'll stick with. 6 scenes, a DVD extra, and 30 minutes of Behind the Scenes. Hope you enjoy the sex if you get around to it.
Christ, I just finished watching the behind-the-scenes stuff. That may be the greatest golf shot ever. Sarazen's double eagle at the Masters in '35, and this.
A pretty girl with a dick in her mouth I've seen plenty of. A pretty girl with a tee in her mouth -- now that intrigues me.
I loved Lewd Conduct #20, especially the BTS and the Corina Taylor scene. I also thought Corina was from Arkansas; may be she was born in Alabama and now lives in Arkansas?
I especially liked the interview with the camera mounted to a remote control car - at least I think it was a car. I don't recall if that was Lewd Conduct or Double Stuffed.
Corina, my girl, lives in Arkansas. I'll tell you a funny story from the set. She actually did come late to my set which is the nature of the game. I lost my location so I decided to drive to the forest to shoot.
Now, I kept getting confused with Arkansas and Alabama. The whole time hiking in the forest, I kept humming the song that goes, "I come from Alabama with a banjo on my knee ..." And kept referring to Arkansas as Alabama.
Lo and behold, I even confused my girl, Corina, who started to mention Alabama in the scene even though she clearly knows she was born and bred in Arkansas.
I love this girl. I hear she has new boobs now too. Damn!
Please don't ever confuse Arkansas with Alabama. Alabama is "the Beautiful", home of the Crimson Tide (12 National Championships), birthplace of Super Bowl 1 quarterback Bart Starr, Gomer Pyle, Sela Ward and Booker T. Washington. Home of the Tuskegee Airmen. Birthplace of civil rights. Don't remind some of the white folks about that, but I'm proud of it and thank God for Bill Cosby.
We have beaches, mountains, canyons, and great national forests. Alabama has cobalt60 in it.
Actually Myk, we were testing out a theory. Katin, who lives with me at times, has a favorite soup, Clam Chowder. Before her scene she ate a bowl of clams. During the scene with a dick lodged up her ass, we were going to see if we can make clam chowder. My science is not exactly precise.
Great shot that Chico, has David Leadbetter been round working on your swing? Anyway, probably a good job you didn't get your driver out, all that blood and snot mixed together may have detracted from the scene somewhat
Regarding BTS, DVD's after the initial 2 hour 20 minute burst has nearly an hour more of space you can put on it. What else can you put on it? That's the key question.
Some directors choose to lengthen their 5-6 scenes. My personal opinion is that a 30 minute sex scene is generally flat out too long unless it's a gangbang or orgy scene.
Or you can add an extra scene but that still leaves a significant amount of time left on the space of a DVD.
I personally dig shooting the BTS. It's the only time before, during or after a scene where I can relax with the camera, sometimes with a beer in one hand, and dick around with talent and see how they show poise for the camera.
For example, on those rare occasions when a girl is acting like a bitch, the camera works miracles in making her mellow.
Recently, I tried to shoot Gia Jordan for Down the Hatch. I ended up canning the scene. She not only pissed off the makeup lady, the 2 performers, the 5 cum load droppers, the minion, and myself, but she ended up miraculously pissing off my dogs who peed all over her suitcase. And a camera was there to capture it. (I don't think I can put the pissing part on video though). That's priceless stuff. Maybe not strokeable in the traditional sense, but entertaining in a Jackass sense.
The funny thing is, I don't find the "Jackass" stuff the least bit entertaining when it's Johnny Knoxville. But if it's a porn chick, it's fucking gold.
I guess at this point I'm not even that big a fan of porn, but I'm still a huge fan of porn's alternate universe, which has different physics from the one I live in.
Sorry for the screw-up my first computer was an abacus. Chico always provides the best locations. Instead of a cushy couch he gave us a forest floor complete with twigs and ants. Actually worked out well although I'm sure Corina ended up with some twigs in her ass.
Thanks Mark for the high compliments. I only provide the best for the talent.
As a gesture of my generosity, I offer the same location to you for free. However, if you're caught 'trespassing' by local 'authorities', you're on your own.
Man, I don't know, it's getting close. It's a fact that I watch the sex last.
As I mentioned in this thread, I rented Platinum Blondes 2 basically just for Melissa Lauren's scene, but not only did I watch the BTS first, during Melissa's portion of it I was totally checking out the director. Fortunately, there's no danger of that in your movies.
Sexy Brunette Fucks Her Accountant - review by Danielmayu33216
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