If they do a RHOC parody, Julia Ann needs to be one of the women!
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Young Herschel Deactivated User
404 Posts 10/09
Posted - Mar 24 2010 : 3:53PM
The Blindside XXX ~ Has all the elements of an excellent porn production. Private high school football and major SEC football recruiting. Out of the drugs and crime of a Memphis ghetto springs our protagonist (Sledgegehammer/Nat Turnher) who is taken in by the Conservative, evangelical white family headed by a Southern MILF (Druuna/RaYvenness/Lisa Sparkxxxs) and her impossibly cute teenage daughter (Tori Black/Micah Moore). There would be conflict among the semi-racist neighbors of the Tuohy family for bringing that big black boy into their neighborhood where Nat/Sledge would likely be seduced by their Southern Debutante daughters. College recruiting visits to all the top schools would be filled with hot, steamy sexual activity in the hopes of swaying Sledge/Nat to enroll. Hell even give him a sexy tutor to get his grades right (Lisa Ann) The possibilities are just too great for a major porn company like New Sensations, Evasive Angles or Hustler to pass up!!
I don't trust men who don't like big tits. 1067 Posts 12/04
Posted - Mar 26 2010 : 8:50PM
Good Times XXX - Just to hear the actor playing JJ yell out "DYNOMITE" when he cums.Well that and some good sex. Not Sanford and Son - "I'm cumming Elizabeth, I'm cumming."
I hope that it is just a matter of time. There have been recent parodies done of far less popular and celebrated movies. With DVD sales succes of of "Cheerleaders", this parody, with lavish football parties after the big games and crazy college recruiting tactics of cut-throat boosters from rival schools, just naturally personifies the intense football culture of the South. Think "Cheerleaders" but with an entertaining plot, one which seriously addresses the socio-economic realities which were sugar-coated by Warner Brothers; but with some comedic relief at times :) Lee Roy Myers of New Sensations could be our best chance at getting this project off the ground. He seems to really have his finger on the pulse of porn parodies.
I dont get it why is there not an xxx parody of californication???? I mean it almost has the setup of porn entirely, would be extremly easy to adapt into porn...