Reviewers Recommend
Equilibrium Ep 1Equilibrium Ep 1 - review by fu_q
Director: Kayden Kross
Starring: Jason Luv, Jewel Diamant. Read review
All Forums > The Porn Pool > The Porn Pool Forum Page 22 > What's The All-Time Worst Porn Setup/ Storyline?
AuthorPost
Fuzzy Coathanger
Member

84 Posts
11/24
Posted - Jul 15 2025 : 11:55AM
I ask, because Peak Porn Cringe might have just been achieved. The title says it all:
"Stepfather: Show Me How To Shave My Pussy!" starring Mia River (My Family Pies).

This is, of course, a situation faced by a great many men. That, and the darn little minx bringing home black men, then insisting you sit there watching while she's banged on the couch before mom gets home. (But in fairness, no complaints regarding Mia River's performance here).

Would anyone else favor a hard turn away from story lines, attempts at "acting", or lengthy interviews? For all their faults, Legal Porno pretty much gets this right:
- Open with the girl wearing something sexy. She dances for a minute before slowly peeling it off.
- The male talent (usually talentS in their case) enter-- naked and fully engorged.
- They fuck for about an hour.
- After the last scrotum (and/or bladder) has been emptied, she waves us goodbye and the closing credits roll. Perfect. Yet we never learned where she's from, her favorite color, or what she enjoys doing when not having sex professionally.

I don't care to know WHY two hot people ended up fucking or what circumstances led them to that point-- although producers apparently feel obligated to force one on us. For me, it's all about the fantasy, and that goes for the premise too. I might personally be envisioning her as some girl who waited on me at Starbucks, who surprised me on her way home from work. If this same girl routinely makes pussy-shaving requests of her stepfather, I'd rather not know.

Less is more.

All Forums > The Porn Pool > The Porn Pool Forum Page 22What's The All-Time Worst Porn Setup/ Storyline?

Previous topic: Twin Sisters?
Next topic: I search this movie Election de Miss Europe Nue



Jump To: