Corben99 Member Deep South Texas 146 Posts 11/06 Posted - Sep 15 2007 : 7:38AM Hey Folks,
I've been watching alot of porn with Brian Surewood in it. He's a good performer, and know's how to keep wood. But what's up with the beard? How does he get through airport security like that? He looks like a member of the Taliban. He would look better if he trimmed it, with like a Norelco beard, and moustache trimmer. But the way it looks it's kinda gross. Reminds of ZZ Top. What female porn stars love making out with Brian? Do you guys like his beard? I mean they wouldn't let James Hetfield from Metallica with his Goat T beard through airport security. How does Brian Surewood get away with it? Which females in the business love the way his beard feels? Anybody? Anybody? :)~
[Link] Drop a load Senior Member My leg hurts 1098 Posts 11/05 Posted - Sep 15 2007 : 1:43PM
How many female pornstars make out anyway?[Link] ChodeMasterJ Perpetual Marxist 5405 Posts 4/03 Posted - Sep 15 2007 : 6:09PM
I kinda like the beard.[Link] Leyden Senior Member The people have spoken. I'm a nitpicking dick. Woo! 8757 Posts 1/04 Posted - Sep 15 2007 : 6:57PM
Corben99 wrote:
How does he get through airport security like that?
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There's not that much security between Woodland Hills and Canoga Park.[Link] monkey power Member Tim? 868 Posts 1/03 Posted - Sep 17 2007 : 3:48AM
Let's ask the beard.[Link]
_swede_ Deactivated User 579 Posts 4/05 Posted - Sep 17 2007 : 10:11AM
I think he's to old to be in porn anyway. He should retire more than anything else.[Link] threesomebody Official BlowBang Judge Would you like my autograph? 2491 Posts 12/04 Posted - Sep 17 2007 : 11:36AM
I like him and I like the beard.[Link] Uncle Fester Deactivated User I rock, therefore I am! 131 Posts 6/07 Posted - Sep 17 2007 : 3:30PM
[more rude shit from fester] Edited by - steph on 9/17/2007 10:25:41 PM[Link] melpster Member 582 Posts 5/05 Posted - Sep 17 2007 : 5:11PM
threesomebody wrote:
I like him and I like the beard.
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+1 for pirate sex.[Link] RandomPrecision Senior Member Enjoy! 8175 Posts 3/06 Posted - Sep 17 2007 : 11:46PM
I dunno but I'm giving him bonus points for having the balls to walk around with that on his face. We need more of this -[Image not found DB] [Link] ChodeMasterJ Perpetual Marxist 5405 Posts 4/03 Posted - Sep 18 2007 : 12:26PM
i had a big ass pirate beard for the longest time and no hot chicks wanted to do me. [Link] mrbluelouboyle All-Star Member mrbluelouboyle and Alexis Tae 1334 Posts 12/03 Posted - Sep 18 2007 : 5:07PM
Brian Surewood is a unique character in the world of porn ; and so is his beard. Long live the pirate of porn![Link] Savoy All-Star Member Sucker for Sinners 1844 Posts 12/06 Posted - Sep 18 2007 : 9:56PM
Not into the beard.[Link] Haze Deactivated User 769 Posts 7/04 Posted - Oct 12 2007 : 2:45PM
I got a feeling his career in porn has ended.[Link] veronica jett Member the original dirty pirate hooker 449 Posts 1/05 Posted - Oct 12 2007 : 4:15PM
regardless, his beard is rockin! its all about character baby![Link]
alfan Member Lea DeMae!!!! Simply the Best!! 443 Posts 6/06 Posted - Oct 12 2007 : 7:27PM
I wondered if women found his appearance appealing? I know its all about the money but, that look was kinda menacing. He may some time to think about his look, while having a seat. Very unfortunate. Edited by - alfan on 10/12/2007 7:28:10 PM[Link] ragingbull Deactivated User 404 Posts 5/07 Posted - Oct 12 2007 : 8:03PM
He was in sooooooo many DVD's, he def. has an unusual look, i wonder if he'll get through this or serve some time[Link] jrv Senior Member 1266 Posts 2/03 Posted - Oct 12 2007 : 8:16PM
Corben99 wrote:
Hey Folks,
How does he get through airport security like that? He looks like a member of the Taliban.
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He's easy to tell from the Taliban - he doesn't wear a diaper on his head.[Link] threesomebody Official BlowBang Judge Would you like my autograph? 2491 Posts 12/04 Posted - Oct 12 2007 : 9:01PM
alfan wrote:
I wondered if women found his appearance appealing?
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I do, both on screen and in person.[Link] Roxy DeVille Member up your nose with a rubber hose! 307 Posts 8/06 Posted - Oct 12 2007 : 9:55PM
I think beards make every single man alive look sexier. When I'm god, every man will be bearded. Viva facial hair!![Link] ma meeshka Iconoclastic Member 3939 Posts 4/06 Posted - Oct 12 2007 : 10:21PM
ChodeMasterJ wrote:
i had a big ass pirate beard for the longest time and no hot chicks wanted to do me.
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reminds me of dodgeball.[Link] RandomPrecision Senior Member Enjoy! 8175 Posts 3/06 Posted - Oct 12 2007 : 10:45PM
I've thought about growing a big honkin' beard for a while, just for the fuck of it.[Link] veronica jett Member the original dirty pirate hooker 449 Posts 1/05 Posted - Oct 13 2007 : 2:37AM
RandomPrecision wrote:
I've thought about growing a big honkin' beard for a while, just for the fuck of it.
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i am sure that is why brian has his beard, for HIS satisfaction only.
[Link] otik Member Mushroom Kingdom 223 Posts 1/05 Posted - Oct 13 2007 : 4:23AM
I'd rather risk watching Ron Jeremy and his hairy moulding chest in a scene than a quick 2 second pan across Surewood's butcher board mug.[Link] imak Adult Film Legend 3345 Posts 2/04 Posted - Oct 13 2007 : 4:39AM
threesomebody wrote:
I like him and I like the beard.
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+1 dude saved my ass once[Link]
Jacco All-Star Member "liable to deprave and corrupt" 2673 Posts 5/04 Posted - Oct 13 2007 : 6:46AM
Roxy DeVille wrote:
I think beards make every single man alive look sexier. When I'm god, every man will be bearded. Viva facial hair!!
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Jacco[Link]