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The Sexpert aka Necro
Deactivated User

Brooklyn, NY
72 Posts
9/03
Posted - Oct 8 2003 : 12:42AM
I find myself facinated with the fact that everyone else is facinated by this putrid act
but then again I also have a facination for assassination
so...
any thoughts?

Edited by - The Sexpert aka Necro on Oct 8 2003

The Sexpert aka Necro
Deactivated User

Brooklyn, NY
72 Posts
9/03
Posted - Oct 8 2003 : 12:49AM
Come to think about it, it's as foul as you can get to an extent
cumming in a girl's ass and then making an event out of it
Hey look its a pie
I remember David Bowie's step daughter storming out of my house because I put my finger in her ass
She said "don't touch", but I kept trying because it looked so nice and tight
She said once a guy fucks a girl in the ass he owns her, so i guess an anal cream pie is slavery
Skeeter Kerkove
Member

967 Posts
2/03
Posted - Oct 8 2003 : 12:55AM
It prevents unwanted pregnancies! Cum is an anti-depressant for the girls, the quickest way for it to absorb into their blood stream, is in their rectum!!! Right away, they feel the Euphoria, their moods are elevated to great new peaks! Respect your woman, love her, caress her, adore her! By her a house, new luxary sedan, pvc thigh high boots, a collar and chain, and a 3.2 carrot diamond rated VVSI and last but not least, for Gods Sake, cum in her ass!
Even on Yom Kippur you can do this.
Skeeter Kerkove "King of Sodom" . Porn producer, director, performer. I am a huge fan of hardcore porn and I love all of the women in porn. "God Bless Pornography" A womans ass is a beautiful thing" Woman rule!
The Sexpert aka Necro
Deactivated User

Brooklyn, NY
72 Posts
9/03
Posted - Oct 8 2003 : 4:05AM
Skeeter,
Are you jewish?
The question is Skeeter can a girl EAT the anal cream pie on Yom Kipper? doing it is one thing but someone eating it on Yom Kipper might be forbidden
and being that pie is eaten by someone, I would say another lovely lucky girl would be in violation of the holiday


Edited by - The Sexpert aka Necro on 10/8/2003 4:05:48 AM

Ramsey
Senior Member

Trina Michaels fan
10332 Posts
10/02
Posted - Oct 8 2003 : 4:14AM
Personally I love seeing women cum fart especially out of their ass.
 
BigFerret
creampie scientist

Searching for blonde and red bush
1985 Posts
10/02
Posted - Oct 8 2003 : 8:49AM
Anal creampies that are farted out just look nasty to me, which is a very good thing.
Crucifixio_Jones
Senior Member

Arrogant & Obnoxious Narcissist
4727 Posts
10/03
Posted - Oct 8 2003 : 9:18AM
Cream pies (vaginal and anal) are just another one of those things that seem extreme just for the sake of being extreme and doesn't really turn me on, which I thought was the whole point of pornography. There's nothing erotic or appealing about seeing cream pies to me, it's just more needless envelope-pushing and trying to start a newer, "dirtier" trend.
The Sexpert aka Necro
Deactivated User

Brooklyn, NY
72 Posts
9/03
Posted - Oct 8 2003 : 10:24AM
Well I think our resident anal cream pie director Van_Styles should give us his outlook on this
Van??
Porn_Lord
Member

9 Posts
9/01
Posted - Oct 8 2003 : 10:42AM
Well as a 'cream pie' fan, it's just erotic to me, yes I prefer vaginal cream pies, but anal is the next best thing in my opinion. Now I'm not one who likes to necessarily feed the cum to the girls but if the guy(s) on camera do that OK by me, especially if she's into it!
djpickone
Deactivated User

NYC-Cali
12 Posts
10/03
Posted - Oct 8 2003 : 10:47AM
the pull out technique is over rated
UNLESS YOU GIVE AN ILL MONEY SHOT
letting the man sauce ooze out of a mouth or anal cavity is where its at!!!
You know whats fun?
When a girl says she took her pill that morning, but what she was really referring to is her Flintsone vitamins laced with crack.
It all cums down to potent sperm, and I don't think I am ready to be a father (to a thousand kids) right now (much like many in the industry) and a wise man once said "condoms are not fantasy"
So with that being said I wish consentual donkey punches were legal to film oh well at least I got on demand cable
The Sexpert aka Necro
Deactivated User

Brooklyn, NY
72 Posts
9/03
Posted - Oct 8 2003 : 11:45AM
How bout a new thing
Ovum Pie
The girl drips the Ovum into a pan, like those german shit pans, or an old man's bed pan
then stick the bile sauce in her mouth and let it drip
whalaaaaahhhhh **********Ovum Pie*******************

Ramsey
Senior Member

Trina Michaels fan
10332 Posts
10/02
Posted - Oct 8 2003 : 12:19PM
Mila was the Anal Cream Pie Queen. I loved the way she could shoot out the cum from her asshole. Too bad the current girls can't do the same (colon) trick.
The Sexpert aka Necro
Deactivated User

Brooklyn, NY
72 Posts
9/03
Posted - Oct 8 2003 : 12:28PM
Mila Jehovahbitch?
samurai dai
Member

449 Posts
2/03
Posted - Oct 8 2003 : 1:15PM
I've read Aybesea, Kobiata and Poquitos review of RLD's 'Fill her up '.
I wanted to get the views on this title from some anal cream pie lovers. Any good/how nasty?


Samurai Dai

The Sexpert aka Necro
Deactivated User

Brooklyn, NY
72 Posts
9/03
Posted - Oct 8 2003 : 1:27PM
"anal cream pie lovers"??
sounds fruity to me
 
Erik_Everhard
Member

246 Posts
1/02
Posted - Oct 9 2003 : 5:14AM
For more romance try, CUM IN MY ASS, NOT IN MY MOUTH, a romantic movie for the entire family...

Erik Everhard

The Sexpert aka Necro
Deactivated User

Brooklyn, NY
72 Posts
9/03
Posted - Oct 9 2003 : 10:21AM
haha
Renee
Member

765 Posts
8/03
Posted - Oct 9 2003 : 10:53AM
Skeeter,

Oh no, you can't. On Yom Kippur, a person is supposed to not just fast, but abstain from sex, too. (I couldn't resist responding to a post that combines anal sex and Judaism )

But hey, don't fret. It's a double mitzvah (a good thing)to have sex on Friday nights, when the Jewish Sabbath starts . Did you know that, Skeeter? I learned about this when I was in high school, from a rabbi, and he wouldn't lie about something this important . Tomorrow is Friday, so make your plans now.

cobalt60
Knuckle Dragger

2046 Posts
2/03
Posted - Oct 9 2003 : 11:24AM
I don't find cream pies "extreme" in the least. It's much more reflective of reality, and I find that erotic.

Guys, when you have sex, do you always pull out and rush around to jerk off for a facial? I usually ejaculate in whatever orifice happens to have my cock in it. I've seen my load drip out many times. Thus, cream pies are sexy, IMHO.

The Sexpert aka Necro
Deactivated User

Brooklyn, NY
72 Posts
9/03
Posted - Oct 9 2003 : 11:36AM
the question is are anal cream pies kosher?
only if you slit the girl's throat upside down before u cum
:P
cobalt60
Knuckle Dragger

2046 Posts
2/03
Posted - Oct 9 2003 : 12:03PM
Bad timing, last post!

I think its kosher if she has cloven feet or chews the cud or something like that. We should ask a rabbi.

Damn, Necro, you reminded me of when I was in fourth grade -- we all went out to the playground for recess and a family was slaughtering a pig in their back yard, which happened to border the school. Several of us watched the pig get strung up upside down with its feet tied together, get its throat slit and bleed out. It thrashed around like mad for a couple of minutes, then it just twitched and dripped, then it just dripped. Ah, the pleasures of small town Alabama, I suppose.

Nobody came in its ass, though, but I suppose it would have been kosher.

DenverDon
Benevolent

Firmly Embedded in Depravity
5914 Posts
7/02
Posted - Oct 9 2003 : 12:27PM
I'm locking this topic.

Necro,

You start a topic, then almost immediately come back in to make a second post to say how foul it is. In effect answering your own post.

Then it appears that you wait for others to contribute their thoughts so you can pounce on the statements.

If you want to contribute and discuss, welcome. If you want to bait people, please don't.




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