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PornStarNamedBuckNaked All-Star Supporter
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Posted - May 18 2021 : 2:49PM
I was on IAFD recently looking some things up and I came across some titles from the '90s and early 2000s that had me laughing and feeling nostalgic.

Porn titles were sexier and more imaginative back in the day (insert gif of an angry old man yelling at cloud here).

Anyway, here are some I came across. Anybody have any to add that you remember fondly?

Anal Gang Bang Slut
Fucking Up That Ass
Sluts Butts and Pussy
Toilet Tramps 2
Chug-a-lug Girls 6
Asseaters Unanimous 19
Fast Times at Deep Crack High 2
Mom's Anal Gape Factory
Asses Galore 4: Extreme Noise Terror
Fist The Whole Fist And Nothing But The Fist
Caution Your Azz is In Danger 1
Gonna Make Her Brown Eye Blue
Straight To The Sphincter 2
I Was Tight Yesterday 2
Riveted Rectums 2
Ass Whores from Planet Squirt 1
Honey We Blew Up Your Pussy 1
Chocolate Melts in Your Mouth and in Your Hands 1
Lick Her Ass Off My Dick
Prying Open My Third Eye 1
Shut Up And Fuck My A Hole
Mr. Horse Cock Success Stinks
Barely Legal Bitch That Stole Christmas
Fuck You Ass Whores 4
Big Tit Smotherfuckers
Texas Asshole Massacre
Dingo: When Big Just Ain't Enough 2
She Likes a Fist in Her Wet Ass
Blowjob Adventures of Dr. Fellatio 16
Suitcase Pimps
Father John's Cock Throbbing Favorites: The Old Testiclement


There are tons more but I'll stop here for now.


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lex von v
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Posted - May 19 2021 : 5:03AM
^ interesting that you mention the volume numbers, too. Why is Blowjob Adventures of Dr. Fellatio 16 a better title than Blowjob Adventures of Dr. Fellatio 15?

After 2001, with all the search for Weapons of Mass Destruction in Iraq, porn wasn't shy and we got "Weapons of Ass Destruction"
Or right after "There will be Blood" hit cinemas, porn directors weren't so lazy to make a parody of it called "There Will be blood XXX" or "Not There will be blood", but instead they named it "There will be Cum."

"Intensities in 10 Cities"
"That Rapper Destroyed my Crapper" (ok, that is more of a recent title)

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killbillvol69 All-Star Supporter
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Posted - May 19 2021 : 12:19PM
Are we just looking for funny porn titles? Because we already have a great thread for that (although it's not so active lately):

Funniest porn title?

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PornStarNamedBuckNaked All-Star Supporter
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Sometimes life is goofier than a monkey on ether
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Posted - May 19 2021 : 1:37PM
^ No, it isn't meant to be just "funny" titles.

Any titles that folks run across or remember are welcome here if they think it's something of interest.

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PornStarNamedBuckNaked All-Star Supporter
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Sometimes life is goofier than a monkey on ether
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Posted - May 19 2021 : 1:38PM
Isn't "Intensities In 10 Cities" also the name of a Ted Nugent album?

Also, the volume numbers are included because I was just copying and pasting and just went with the flow.

Edited by - PornStarNamedBuckNaked on 5/19/2021 1:39:27 PM

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Redhood
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Posted - May 19 2021 : 6:44PM
I miss the days when porn parody movies had parody titles

- BeetleJism
- Edward Penishands
- Silence of the GAMS
- Who reamed rosie rabbit
- The Load Warrior
- The penetrator

Now they're "This ain't ____: An XXX Parody"

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PornStarNamedBuckNaked All-Star Supporter
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Sometimes life is goofier than a monkey on ether
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Posted - May 19 2021 : 8:11PM
^ Good list. I remember Edward Penishands!
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lex von v
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Posted - May 20 2021 : 1:50PM
^^ I haven't seen a "This ain't ..." title in a long while, now all we get Spider-Man XXX, or "<insert blockbuster movie title> XXX", they get even lazier with the titles.

And all those "Blockbuster Porn" movies, getting AVN awards and such for best production design etc, but I haven't seen an original design there yet. Just look at the various Wonder Woman designs. Initially, they had the costume from the TV series (bright blue panties, red top), but once the movie was out with the dark blue "skirt" and the dark red top, subsequent appearances of a porn wonder woman had exactly the same outfit - 0 points for originality.

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Jhonko87
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Posted - May 20 2021 : 8:58PM
I doubt that many people care about the titles as long as the actual porn is good
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PornStarNamedBuckNaked All-Star Supporter
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Sometimes life is goofier than a monkey on ether
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Posted - May 20 2021 : 9:15PM
^ I think you're missing the point of this thread........
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Jack_Lumber
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Posted - May 23 2021 : 7:01PM
Anything which explicitly alludes to butt creampie footage TBH:
"Cumshitters"
"The Art Of The Cumfart"
"Pump My Ass Full Of Cum"
"Cum In My Ass Not My Mouth"

Also:
"Butt Licking Anal Whores"
"Fuck This Face Then My Butt"
"Teenage Anal Princess"

2000-2010 porn was simply the best in every way!

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Slector
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Posted - May 24 2021 : 7:32AM
I remember picking up a video in the early 2000s called "Cum Buttered Corn Holes"
That one gave me a chuckle!
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PornStarNamedBuckNaked All-Star Supporter
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Sometimes life is goofier than a monkey on ether
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Posted - May 24 2021 : 1:50PM
^ & ^^ Great examples of what I'm looking for! lol Thanks for sharing.
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