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dvd4dvd
Deactivated User

292 Posts
6/07
Posted - Oct 25 2007 : 3:51AM
I, like many, look for certain things in a video.
the second I either read, or see something in a video that turns me off, whamo..I don't rent it.
Im sure lots of people have these same ocd's
here are some of mines. (the minute I see some of these items, it's a No-Go, No-Rent)
Banging on the beach or water
shoes
net stockings
no blondes
strap ons
a porn star that flopped in a previous movie
a gang bang with way way way too many guys
and the list goes on. what are your reasons for not renting a video, without mentioning any porn stars names, what are your video turn off that make you not want to rent or buy?
Sir Tiny Creep
Member

69 Posts
9/07
Posted - Oct 25 2007 : 4:15AM
I usually go by the performers. I have quite a few pornstars in my head whom I know I can rely on to deliver the goods.
That said, I also choose my studios carefully. Never liked anything by Red Light, Plat X, Sean Michaels, etc. So even if one of my favourites is in a movie of theirs, I won't go with it.
I also don't like lingerie, gonzo or anything with Michael Stafano.
BSD
Senior Member

San Diego, CA
2508 Posts
11/03
Posted - Oct 25 2007 : 4:42AM
Friends -
Anything that is male-gay, (not all that interested in girl-girl either, but they don't usually seperate those out), tranny, bondage\S&M, excretions, or feature porn, is a complete non-starter, so no need to even go down those aisles.
Beyond those, thematic show stoppers for me are generally, (but not always), creampies, female squirting, and toys. I can live with that stuff in small doses, but if that's the theme, or in every scene, I'm not interested.
Also, POV usually does not interest me.
Game for everything else.
BSD
P.S. - I don't like spitting either, but that's usually not advertised on the boxcover or featured prominently in a movie trailer.

Edited by - BSD on 10/26/2007 4:55:38 PM

solidsnake
Member

Dying To Live
266 Posts
10/07
Posted - Oct 26 2007 : 12:50AM
For me sex in the bath tub or shower. It's just not sexy. Of coarse the women who perform look good anywhere, but you can't get the great shots and angles in my opinion.
The The
Member

196 Posts
2/06
Posted - Oct 26 2007 : 3:44PM
The list on NO's that preclude me from renting/purchasing include:
1. The Vivid name & logo
2. Big fake tits
3. Performers I hate (mostly male, but include some girls)
4. Pregnant girls
5. Obese people
6. Hair (either big bushes, or hairy legs & armpits)
7. Girl/girl scenes
8. Orgies (cameramen never film enough of what I like, or it cuts away from what I like)
9. Violence (slapping, spitting, choking)
10. Ugly girls
11. Anything by Martin Del Toro or Sean Michaels
12. Plots, costumes, dialogue aka "couples porn"
13. Anything by Bang Bros
14. Big dick series
15. Scat, piss, bondage
 
blueyonder
Member

234 Posts
8/05
Posted - Oct 26 2007 : 4:01PM
My NO list is quite short:
1. Feature movies
2. Not enough anal sex
3. Performers use condoms
Draxxx
Senior Member

3831 Posts
2/07
Posted - Oct 27 2007 : 4:37PM
What I rent or buy is based on a very simple thing: The girl(s)in the movie. If I find the girl sexy or attractive, I'll buy/rent the movie. In the beginning if I see a new girl I've never seen before that has a look I like I'll buy pretty much any movie she's in that I can find. Hopefully, she'll be in a movie with other pornstars I like but if she isn't I'll buy/rent the movie just to see her. I'll only do that once or twice and from then on I'll be a bit more picky about about buying/renting a movie with her in. She'll have to be in a movie with other pornstars I like or she'll have to do something I just really want to see her doing I haven't seen her do before.
It's all about the girl. I know that their are some great companies and great directors out there that do great stuff but if they put out a movie filled with girls I don't care about or are into I'll pass them over to buy/rent from a crappy company/director if they have scenes with girls I like.
The exception is the Rocco movies from EVIL ANGEL. I like the sex scenes in those movies so much and the girls are such strong performers and usually so pretty (in a non-pornstar way) I'll usually buy/rent those as long as certain male performers are in a scene or two.
Aplus
Senior Member

1431 Posts
5/05
Posted - Oct 29 2007 : 8:23PM
Like Draxxx, it basically starts and stops with the girls with me. There are some directors whose work I generally like. Directors like Justin Slayer, Seymore Butts, Stoney Curtis, Joey Silvera, Lex Steele, Mike John, John Leslie, John Stagnolia, and Cash Markman. If I don't like any of the women in them, know about them, or have a real interest in them, I won't buy or rent it under any circumstance. I've been disappointed way too often in the past when I chose films simply based on the looks, appearance, or body of a particular woman. Even if I do want to check out someone unknown to me, I always try to find a film with a woman I know will bring-it in it with her. Well there have been a few exceptions, but that is really rare with me.

Edited by - aplus on 10/29/2007 8:27:11 PM

Porn Scout
Deactivated User

3735 Posts
10/02
Posted - Oct 30 2007 : 3:16AM
Food. I won't watch scenes that incorporate food.



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