Shake for me girl... I wanna be your backdoorman ! 2776 Posts 10/07
Posted - Feb 29 2008 : 9:08PM
But dang it I do take my wallet when I leave. It may be empty but I take it nonetheless. I don't take my turds with me after "taking" a shit. Bad analogy. The emphasis is on "anal" ogy.
What..like a great big collection of porn.Nothing wrong with that.
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AlexPanzer Deactivated User
1593 Posts 6/03
Posted - Feb 29 2008 : 10:02PM
I wanna be a dirty old man when I retire. I even bought myself a URL for the future. Will wank off on the porch all day and evening while aint giving shit till I pass out.
Alex,they will never manage to screw your coffin lid down..psssst.WNN forum PZJ-20...sightings?
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AlexPanzer Deactivated User
1593 Posts 6/03
Posted - Feb 29 2008 : 10:13PM
Id rather be cremated and then get my ashes mixed with the enema fluid and then injected into a hot 18-year old girls ass. I wanna be a human enema after I die. Only the middle link works. The 1sta nd 3rd ones are banned or something.
cmom guy!! there are videos starring her in wich the main theme is pissing!!!!! Just google! Or even her own website!!
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DukeNukem4Eva Deactivated User
41 Posts 5/08
Posted - May 18 2008 : 5:34AM
It's kinda weird how so many guys(me too) find pissing scenes acceptable and even erotic, but scat is just flat out gross. I don't know why it is, but I literally could not watch 2g1c without losing my lunch, yet I can (and do) watch piss drinking while I eat....it's really bizarre. Even just thinking about 2g1c makes me queasy, fighting to keep my food down. But as I said, watching a girl consume men's urine is sexy. Say what you will, I know it's odd.
Well, they're not the same thing... for one you can safely drink the urine of a healthy person or your own while the consumption of feces can kill you. Urine is just water with some chemicals in it, nothing harmful about it... The smell is a matter of taste. You can take a piss without using tp while taking a shit without tp will leave your pants stained. The most important differences between the two is simply the fact that urine is watery while shit is solid. Edited by - unkwnusr2 on 5/19/2008 3:00:10 PM
Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. George Carlin 1567 Posts 2/07
Posted - May 20 2008 : 6:39PM
Very few people know that Danny Thomas, Marlos dad for you youngsters, was a very big plate man. A good title would be "Make Room For Doody" Personally, I have no idea why someone would want to see someone else lay some cable. It is for sure not sexy to see someone drop the Cosbys off at the pool. If you get a boner watching that it is time to get on the short bus and head over to the shrinks office.
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Posted - Feb 29 2008 : 7:55PM
