No tattoos or piercings.

The ability to orgasm easily and often.

A thorough adoration of men, and a complete devotion to their pleasure.

A high level of intelligence, along with submissiveness and suggestibility.

Everything else--hair color, skin color, breasts, asses, legs, face--while those do factor in, they are second in importance to the points above.

Hope that helps.

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I think someone like Sydney Sweeney clearly has the body to be an absolute top drawer porn star, but I don't know if she'd have the temperament or character to do porn.

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If you love redheads, Google Sarah Rafferty.

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Let's add some star athletes from the sports world:
- Eugenie Bouchard - always thought that she'll be better off in a porn (playing penis) than playing tennis
- Alica Schmidt - she's super hot. She looks like a super model
- Alisha Lehmann - Just imagine that ass in a porn!

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Margo Robbie (Barbie with gentiles)
Madelyn Cline (Glass Onion)
Sydney Sweeney (Anyone But You)(Loves nude scenes)
Anya Taylor-Joy (Queens Gambit and numerous others)

Just my starter list.

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Lauren Summer

Darleen Josephine

Three smokin' hot women

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(Maria) "Hi! Remember me? Now that I'm retired, you're probably wondering how I keep myself in such great shape. After all, I'm not playing tennis anymore. Well, who needs tennis when you can get all the exercise you need in your own bedroom. The kind of exercise you can only get with, Maria Sharapova's 'Game, Set and Match' sex toys. Nothing gets the old heartrate going like some long, loooong alone time with my sex toys. I love it! In fact, I love it so much, I designed my toys so they can be worn discreetly under my clothes so I can enjoy my pleasures in places outside of the bedroom, like shopping centers, restaurants, movie theaters and even tennis courts." (She leans toward the camera and holds one hand up to one side of her face like she's telling a secret) "What do you think all the grunting was for?"

"And don't forget ladies, I designed my toys so they can be used by two women at the same time. So, now you can share your pleasures with a friend." (She leans closer to the camera) "Hey, they don't call me, Maria Share... apova for nothing." (She then gives an exaggerated wink) "Order yours today!" (Before the commercial ends, Anna Kournikova appears on screen) (Anna) "Now why didn't I think of that?"

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Also, let's be honest: the real answer here is Lindsay Lohan circa 2004, when she was 18 and did the "Hermione Growth Spurt" SNL bit. I'd post a photo from it but I don't know if that's allowed. If you have no idea what I'm talking about, you should definitely check this out: Hermione Growth Spurt

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Agam Tamam. She's a young Israeli hottie that is also very well endowed.

Someone mentioned German track athlete Alicia Schmidt a few posts up. Another track athlete that has one of the best asses I've seen is Keely Hodgkinson. It's absolutely spectacular. A retired track athlete that possibly has even a better ass is long jumper Fatima Diane. Again, spectacular.

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CAVAZZANAL

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CNN hosts Erin Burnett and Pamela Brown. I'd like to see them in a 69. Again, I imagine Pamela with a groomed pussy and Erin with a full bush.

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It was poorly shot the way cable softcore scenes are shot. And Billy Bob is just a prop and contributes nothing. If anything, he's overwhelmed by the fact that he's naked with a goddess sitting on his dick. But Halle demonstrated she absolutely understands sex, and could be a sexual performer if she were allowed to be. For decades now, bad movies have propped themselves up with "nude scenes" that compensate for the poor quality of the script, the storyline, and the cinematography. Terrible story, but at least we got to see Nicole Kidman's ass. Halle Berry in "Monster's Ball" was a message in a bottle, and it clearly reads, hey, sex is actually a good thing. Many of us saw her modeling work over the years and thought, "Wouldn't she be great in a porn scene. . . yea, but we can't say she's got sexual talent just because she's beautiful, can we?" There are a few minutes of that scene where Halle's ass is doing what a great sexual performer's ass must do to get us moving and into the scene, and the viewer is just blown away. Now we're into the character, even if the movie isn't that good, because damn, woman, you can actually fuck!

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Just saying, perhaps Gamma should give both of them a call and offer a hefty paycheck to turn it into a full on Adult Time feature.

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It wouldn't take much to imagine Nigella ruling th MILF genre. Certainly some "stepson in the kitchen" scenes would be in order.

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Edited by - WyattEarp on 3/13/2025 2:26:47 PM

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Plus, iirc, there is a youtube poop video about Nigella Lawson saying 'dirty stuff' (i.e. words with double meanings). Search 'Nigella Talks Dirty' on Youtube.

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Anal Sex Is My Thing

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