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readyman
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10 Posts
10/07
Posted - Jun 10 2008 : 12:29PM
just curious to know who's job to clean up all the cum from sofas, floors, chars, and all those items been touched with semen. but also in the scenes where there is a lot of piss flowing and squirting spraying?

Zoid
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2004 Posts
5/04
Posted - Jun 10 2008 : 1:01PM
it's her job
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threesomebody
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2491 Posts
12/04
Posted - Jun 10 2008 : 1:26PM
Readyman, perhaps you could start a business? There are some companies who do crime scene cleanups to prevent relatives from having to scour up the splattered brains and blood of loved ones. Surely there is a market for the same type of thing in porn, don't ya think? You might be on to something. Get yourself a sponge, some disinfectant spray, and a catchy slogan for starters.
Jacco All-Star Supporter
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2673 Posts
5/04
Posted - Jun 10 2008 : 1:31PM
That's what interns are for!
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Savoy All-Star Supporter
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1844 Posts
12/06
Posted - Jun 10 2008 : 3:35PM
I remember watching a BTS for some Cytherea title. Fucking on a pool table and a kid with mop.
Squirt! Mop. Squirt! Mop. Squirt! Mop.
 
IWAdult
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628 Posts
5/06
Posted - Jun 10 2008 : 9:47PM
I wonder if this would make it on the show Dirty Jobs?
stinkfist
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7401 Posts
4/07
Posted - Jun 11 2008 : 1:12PM
There is a show in the UK called "How clean is your house" get these two ladies Kim and Aggie around to sort out the set Link to scene form How clean is your house..i love watching this show just to be shocked by the way some people live.Check out that guys flat
The The
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196 Posts
2/06
Posted - Jun 11 2008 : 2:53PM
I've seen some BTS footage where the talent themselves were cleaning up the cum off of a sofa with the baby wipes.
But, since some scenes are shot on location in rented houses, I wonder about the furniture, because there's always wet spots from sweat, lube, ass juice, saliva, cum, etc. So I start thinking about the homeowner(s) and if they bill the companies for ruined furniture? Some of the pieces are really nice, modern furniture that you can just tell is not the cheap.
Bobcat
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1490 Posts
2/08
Posted - Jun 11 2008 : 3:32PM
If things look likely to get really messy they shoot the movie in the garage.
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popdog
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865 Posts
5/05
Posted - Jun 11 2008 : 5:29PM
You should like this show too. Verminators.
stinkfist
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Subterfuge......
7401 Posts
4/07
Posted - Jun 11 2008 : 5:41PM
Thanks for link popdog,i love watching stuff like that.
JohnW
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1351 Posts
6/08
Posted - Aug 22 2009 : 7:09PM
I've always wondered as well, in a lot of scenes they don't seem to care that cum lands on a sofa or a carpet. When my aim is off I always clean it instantly. I would never rent out my place for a porn shoot.
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1844 Posts
12/06
Posted - Aug 22 2009 : 7:11PM
Those gonzos with the cum-stained couches are so fuckin' gross/nasty/hot.
jettyman
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732 Posts
12/08
Posted - Aug 22 2009 : 8:03PM

The same couches seem to keep popping up in different scenes, they must get taken away to a special clean-up area where "Hank the hose" and "Betty the brush" make them look like new. They are then taken to the porn props warehouse and lined up along the cleaned and polished butt plugs, anal beads, dildo's and gimp masks. Mind you, I wonder who had the job of chipping the old puke off of Max's yellow couch, they probably got paid more than the girls.
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JohnHenry
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165 Posts
3/09
Posted - Aug 22 2009 : 9:39PM
Talent starts the clean up, usually with baby wipes. Following that, it's usually the PA. My friend, Ken Marcus, has a really hot girl who does most of his cleaning ;)
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