I couldn't agree more. Thanks and right back atcha. Aww shucks. I love you too my antipodal honeybee. Carnally as a matter of fact. (Your name wouldn't be Eric by some happenstance?) I wonder if all this smoochy lovin' soon qualifies as someone's pet ADT annoyance.
Carpe noctem! Although if the all-night drinking starts interfering with the exhausting fornication, I'd certainly like to think your woman might insist on a change. Hmm...three nights in a row...is that a coy way of letting us know you're co-habitating?
Admit it. You want in on all the male bonding, right? Not to worry. I can hold my licker^Wliquor. [:p)]Oops. I was intending no such revelation. But I see, not much escapes the notice of Ivory, Super-sleuth! How that * doing, by the bi? Getting enough -attention, is it? As always, I'd offer my eager services [:P)][:P)][:P)], of course. But I'm afraid I've severely sprained my tongue.Spoken like a gentleman, sir. Oh dear, is that the cat detector van? Must be off. Take it away, Eric, the thread derailer.
^ I had refused to answer the question posed due to being really bummed out that I hadn't received any anal tongue baths since July. Now that my * has been very recently bestowed with a long bout of lascivious licking, I feel happy again. So was that a "yes" to the living together with your woman question? If so, Speaking of tongues, I hope yours is back in good lick...er, nick.
The thought of your * not receiving the attention it should brings a tear to my "i". If your hubbie's falling down on the job, just remind him that there are guys waiting in line. [:P)]
It's not so much a person as it is a state of mind. There aren't too many specific people who turn me on to the point to where I could stand to think of them every time I beat off. In fact, I don't think there's anyone alive who could do that for me. I masturbate more to ideas and quick, simple thoughts and imagery. It doesn't have to be too specific.
Yeah, me, too. I don't care who they are as long as I'm watching the light die in their eyes as they leave this world for the next. This schtick is crusty, I know, but I'm running about a quart low. Make that a pint low. *hic*
Only times I dont use porn to jack off is when I sort of 'relive' an experience I had before. Going down the 'total fantasy' route with girl I havent slept with hasnt been working for me for years now.
I tend to have really intense, vivid dreams and I've actually come while sleeping as well. It was this weird sleep/wake thing though where I was aware of what was happening but not. Hard to describe really. All my friends thought I was crazy when I told them so glad to know I'm not the only one. It's funny though, now when I do have sex dreams and I don't climax it's an utter disappointment. Ha! As for masturbation, I usually think about the most extreme/dirty things I've done sexually. Never a movie star or some random girl/guy I met that day. It's always a lover or ex-lover and always something I potentially regret. Not like bestiality wrong (gross) but more along the lines of asphyxiation to the point of blacking out, knifeplay or sex with someone I really shouldn't be having sex with.
Wanked to most women I know. I fucked, assfucked, creamed the holes of most of my wifes friends and most females I know (and I am attracted to). Some selected celebrieties as well but less often. Sometimes also girls I have seen over the day work for me. For instance, the downblouse look of the girl on the street. The upskirt look of the girl in the park. The big tits of the woman next to me in the restaurant, the hot girl with the skirt in the city and so on... It is interesting the women I know are nearly the same age while the strangers are much much younger...
Another interesting point: I never jack to my wife. If at all I do have sex with another girl and my wife is watching or assisting her in my fantasy...
Wow, that is bold, I have some of the same fantasies, kinda weird, I actually get like "mini-orgasms" talking or thinking about "Anonymous encounters," not so much incest or cheating, but my mind wanders profusely. The "Cock Craving Nympho" who loves to get fucked just for the sheer satisfaction of getting fucked as hard as she can take it. When I dream I like to think of a girl being in such a frenzy she will lick the pussy juice off my cock after I blow my load inside her and we 69 after fucking getting me hard again so I can fuck her again.
if im just using my imagination and not watching porn then it has to be someone in my life.. maybe a female work mate or a female friend or whoever.. but only works for me if i havent fucked them before. does not work for me if its a gf, ex gf, ex fuck buddy etc.. if i have fucked them then there is zero satisfaction in me masturbating over them.
An attractive woman under arrest and handcuffed from behind. It helps if she is wearing a leather jacket as I know she will sweat uncontrollably and with cuffs on she can't do a damn thing about it.
I always dream about my wife getting well fucked by one or two well hung dominant studs. They usually are of a different race, often black. (We are white).
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Posted - Nov 21 2007 : 11:47AM
Thanks and right back atcha. 
Aww shucks. I love you too my antipodal honeybee. Carnally as a matter of fact. (Your name wouldn't be Eric by some happenstance?)
Carpe noctem! Although if the all-night drinking starts interfering with the exhausting fornication, I'd certainly like to think your woman might insist on a change. 
Not to worry. I can hold my licker^Wliquor. [:p)]Oops. I was intending no such revelation. But I see, not much escapes the notice of Ivory, Super-sleuth! 
