Who is/was Alisha Klass? (I mean in real life)

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Smartycookie2 Member 169 Posts 9/04	Posted - Jan 14 2005 : 8:50AM What was the real story behind Alisha Klass? I know the story that Seymore put forward in his films, but I somehow assume that this was more myth than reality. Had she been in any porn films before Seymore? I assume she was already going out with him when she got the Seymore Butts tattoo right? Also, did she cause Seymore and Shane to break up? How did that work? Finally, what is she doing now? (and is that kid on Family Business her child?). Any first hand knowledge would be appreciated. Topic Moved by - MLyons on Jan 14 2005 [Link]
infimum Member 189 Posts 3/04	Posted - Jan 14 2005 : 9:30AM Smartycookie2 wrote: Also, did she cause Seymore and Shane to break up? How did that work? Finally, what is she doing now? (and is that kid on Family Business her child?). Any first hand knowledge would be appreciated. Click to expand Sorry that mine is not first hand and that neither Seymore nor Shane post here. But I think there was Taylor Hayes between Shane and Alisha. If what Seymore says in Gluteus to the Maximus is true, he has a kid or two with Taylor. [Link]
yogib Member 175 Posts 11/04	Posted - Jan 14 2005 : 1:55PM So, does that mean that Taylor is the reason Shane and Seymore broke up? Also, do you know the name of the movie that concludes the last scene from Gluetus to Maximus? [Link]
skronker Notable Legendary Icon Scopophiliac 9780 Posts 9/02	Posted - Jan 14 2005 : 2:08PM In the beginning ... Shane Then came Taylor, with whom Seymore had a kid. Next up was Alisha, who I think defined the very best and very worst of Seymore's "aesthetic." I think it was Alisha that took things into the realm of squirting and really extreme anal antics. I loved some of the movies, but pretty soon it was like watching the same G/G tape over and over again, and Alisha could be even more annoying than Seymore, which is hard to do. Without Alisha, Seymore's movies lost their zip. McKayla Matthews, who was next up (don't think she was Seymore's GF though) never really lived up to Alisha's rep, for me. The current Mari Possa/Flower Tucci generation of Tushy Girls is cool -- but to me it's a very different thing than the early Seymore stuff. much more conventional. [Link]
FlowerTucci Member 25 Posts 10/04	Posted - Jan 14 2005 : 4:18PM Smartycookie2 wrote: What was the real story behind Alisha Klass? I know the story that Seymore put forward in his films, but I somehow assume that this was more myth than reality. Had she been in any porn films before Seymore? I assume she was already going out with him when she got the Seymore Butts tattoo right? Also, did she cause Seymore and Shane to break up? How did that work? Finally, what is she doing now? (and is that kid on Family Business her child?). Any first hand knowledge would be appreciated. Topic Moved by - MLyons on Jan 14 2005 Click to expand Alisha Klass has retired from porn and is happily married to someone in the music field. She had a Dolphin tatooed over her Seymore Butts Tattoo. Also she is not the mother of Brady. Taylor Hayes is Brady's mom. From what I've heard, Alisha is doing quite well and is happy in her life now. We all miss Alisha, many kisses to her...... [Link]

squirtfan1 Member Flower 435 Posts 8/04	Posted - Jan 14 2005 : 5:30PM FlowerTucci wrote: Alisha Klass has retired from porn and is happily married to someone in the music field. She had a Dolphin tatooed over her Seymore Butts Tattoo. Also she is not the mother of Brady. Taylor Hayes is Brady's mom. From what I've heard, Alisha is doing quite well and is happy in her life now. We all miss Alisha, many kisses to her...... Click to expand The only time I saw Alisha Klass was when she was a featured performer at the Admiral Theatre in March 2001. She did have the dolphin tattoo over Seymore's name, saying she did it on "porpoise". She is one amazing personality and very energetic. At the time, she told me that she was going to film school at UCLA to get a degree as well as doing some Playboy TV stuff for Tera Patrick. I was one of the lucky guys to be in her documentary (homework assignment) for school. She also told me that she has not been able to squirt since she left Seymore. I do not know if that statement is true year-to-date. Alisha was definitely a Klass act. I am glad to hear she is doing well and she is happy. [Link]
Heinrich Dahlmear Member Palatine, Illinois 118 Posts 8/04	Posted - Jan 14 2005 : 8:41PM skronker wrote: In the beginning ... Shane Then came Taylor, with whom Seymore had a kid. Next up was Alisha, who I think defined the very best and very worst of Seymore's "aesthetic." I think it was Alisha that took things into the realm of squirting and really extreme anal antics. I loved some of the movies, but pretty soon it was like watching the same G/G tape over and over again, and Alisha could be even more annoying than Seymore, which is hard to do. Without Alisha, Seymore's movies lost their zip. McKayla Matthews, who was next up (don't think she was Seymore's GF though) never really lived up to Alisha's rep, for me. The current Mari Possa/Flower Tucci generation of Tushy Girls is cool -- but to me it's a very different thing than the early Seymore stuff. much more conventional. Click to expand Well, Taylor was the first one who was a squirter (and was more interesting to watch doing it than Klass, IMO). I agree with you about Alisha; the first couple times I watched her were really cool, but as I watched more and more scenes with her in them, the more I felt like I was watching the same scene over and over again. She had great natural beauty, no doubt about it, but she seemed like a one-dimensional performer to me. And a bit of a wack-job, too - she got that 'Seymore Butts' tattoo on her ass before she ever met him . Nah, that's not strange at all! As for what she's doing now, last thing I heard was that she was in film school at UCLA. Personally, I prefer Flower and Mari. They're intelligent, professional women, who take their careers seriously and have fun at the same time. And Flower is a way better squirter than Alisa was. Edit: dangit, I wish I hadn't started the reply at 4:00, and then forget to finish it for four more hours... http://www.femaleejaculationnation.net/ Edited by - Heinrich Dahlmear on 1/15/2005 9:44:16 PM [Link]
AC Cream Deactivated User 1066 Posts 5/04	Posted - Jan 14 2005 : 9:29PM FlowerTucci wrote: Alisha Klass has retired from porn and is happily married to someone in the music field. She had a Dolphin tatooed over her Seymore Butts Tattoo. Also she is not the mother of Brady. Taylor Hayes is Brady's mom. From what I've heard, Alisha is doing quite well and is happy in her life now. We all miss Alisha, many kisses to her...... Click to expand I have to agree with the missing her. Alisha is on my top 5 list of Stars I dream of making a comeback in some form. I'm glad she is happy wherever she is, but I wish she could be happy involved with the industry in some way. AC Cream [Link]
Smartycookie2 Member 169 Posts 9/04	Posted - Jan 14 2005 : 10:10PM Heinrich Dahlmear wrote: And a bit of a wack-job, too - she got that 'Seymore Butts' tattoo on her ass before she ever met him . Nah, that's not strange at all! Click to expand But my question is, how much of the Tattoo story is real and how much is myth? It seems perfectly reasonable that Seymore and Alisha started going out and she then decided to get the tattoo before being in any of his movies. Then when she decided to do porn with Seymore he introduced her to his fans using the story of her as a wild chick who had tatooed his name on her ass before she had even met him. It was certainly a good story and made quite a splash, but was it true? Frankly I have no clue (but would be interested to know from someone who did). Here's a few questions though. (and in all of these I mean what happened in real life, not just what did Seymore say in his movies) 1) How did Seymore meet Shane? (his earliest movies don't have her right?) 2) How did Seymore break up with Shane? (he was engaged to her right?). Was it Taylor? 3) How/why did Seymore break up with Taylor? Was it Alisha? (how did he really meet Alisha?) 4) How/why did Seymore break up with Alisha? Weren't they also engaged? At any rate, I know this is a lot of personal questions, but unlike many porn stars Seymore makes his movies about his life so I feel it is totally legitimate to ask these sorts of queries about where the reality of Seymore Butts differs from the reality of Adam Glasser. Any help would be appreciated. [Link]
Bill All-Star Member 5334 Posts 6/00	Posted - Jan 14 2005 : 10:20PM Smartycookie2 wrote: 1) How did Seymore meet Shane? (his earliest movies don't have her right?) Click to expand According to an interview that I recently read with Shane (I don't remember where), Seymore met Shane when she was dancing in a strip club and he was a customer. It wasn't until after they had gone out once or twice before he told her what he did. The whole story about her sending him a video tape was made up for the series. And yes, there were probably 7 or 8 movies before Shane joined the series. Until Shane, there was no "regular" Seymore Butts girl. [Link]
infimum Member 189 Posts 3/04	Posted - Jan 14 2005 : 10:36PM Heinrich Dahlmear wrote: 2) How did Seymore break up with Shane? (he was engaged to her right?). Was it Taylor? Click to expand There is a scene in Monkey Business where Seymore explains this. Edited by - infimum on 1/14/2005 10:46:37 PM [Link]
Smartycookie2 Member 169 Posts 9/04	Posted - Jan 14 2005 : 10:57PM infimum wrote: There is a scene in Monkey Business where Seymore explains this. Edited by - infimum on 1/14/2005 10:46:37 PM Click to expand What exactly did he say? [Link]
infimum Member 189 Posts 3/04	Posted - Jan 14 2005 : 11:13PM Smartycookie2 wrote: What exactly did he say? Click to expand You know ... usual shenanigans. [Link]
Smartycookie2 Member 169 Posts 9/04	Posted - Jan 15 2005 : 3:47AM infimum wrote: Smartycookie2 wrote: What exactly did he say? Click to expand You know ... usual shenanigans. Click to expand Thanks infimum, you win the "utterly unhelpful" award for today. [Link]
cubesnake Senior Member 3858 Posts 10/02	Posted - Jan 15 2005 : 9:19AM Hi, Smartycookie2 wrote: ... 1) How did Seymore meet Shane? (his earliest movies don't have her right?) 2) How did Seymore break up with Shane? (he was engaged to her right?). Was it Taylor? 3) How/why did Seymore break up with Taylor? Was it Alisha? (how did he really meet Alisha?) 4) How/why did Seymore break up with Alisha? Weren't they also engaged? ... Click to expand Well, part of the "Seymore" game is (and was) that you never knew what was "real" and what was not. When i first found out about Seymore i was kinda hooked. This was too good to be true. For someone without a life (like me ... oops) this was like a dream come true. To see all this nasty people doing what they like(?) to do. When the Seymore and Taylor time begun i couldn´t believe how beautiful and nasty Taylor was Later when it was Alisha´s time i often wished we could see Taylor and Alisha together ... but that will remain a dream forever i guess. Think about all the possibilities with those two if they were let loose at each other ... ad Tiffany Towers and a few others to that. I probably never understand how things got out of hand with Shane, Taylor, Alisha and ... (?). I mean, it would have killed me to have lost either one of them. But then again i don´t know any of them personally. I think the price Seymore paid (experience wise) is higher than he probably knows himself. After Alisha was gone i kinda lost the trail with Seymore. It was like "always" Tice and Hershel. I have most of the post Aisha DVDs but haven´t found the time to watch them. Cube [Link]

Starlet Deactivated User 51 Posts 8/04	Posted - Jan 15 2005 : 4:22PM Also, some of you may remember that Alisha Klass had a much- published affair with actor Bruce Willis, the old horndog. They made the National Enquirer and all the tabloids for several weeks a couple of years ago. [Link]
AC Cream Deactivated User 1066 Posts 5/04	Posted - Jan 15 2005 : 6:10PM Starlet wrote: Also, some of you may remember that Alisha Klass had a much- published affair with actor Bruce Willis, the old horndog. They made the National Enquirer and all the tabloids for several weeks a couple of years ago. Click to expand The mysterious "Starlet" strikes again. I have a feeling you are somebody BIG TIME doing the anonymous thing. Just a hunch, AC Cream [Link]
Smartycookie2 Member 169 Posts 9/04	Posted - Jan 16 2005 : 10:32PM Smartycookie2 wrote: ... 1) How did Seymore meet Shane? (his earliest movies don't have her right?) 2) How did Seymore break up with Shane? (he was engaged to her right?). Was it Taylor? 3) How/why did Seymore break up with Taylor? Was it Alisha? (how did he really meet Alisha?) 4) How/why did Seymore break up with Alisha? Weren't they also engaged? ... Click to expand Well, its strange, but people don't seem to really be able to answer my questions. I guess Seymore keeps a very tight lid on his private life. What a pity! I always found it funny that the so-called "tell all" real life "family business" documentary doesn't ever really delve in Seymore's past and just keeps focused on modern day fluff glamour themes. Its why I lost interest during the first season). I can imagine Seymore telling the producers, OK, I'll do this show, and lets focus on how I'm looking for the love of my life, but I have one condition, we can't focus on how I cheat on and betray every women I get in a long term relationship with! Of course, I don't really know that Seymore has done this (thats why I was asking these questions), but he certainly seems to be hiding something! [Link]
Smartycookie2 Member 169 Posts 9/04	Posted - Jan 21 2005 : 11:16AM So no more tidbits eh? Smartycookie2 wrote: Smartycookie2 wrote: ... 1) How did Seymore meet Shane? (his earliest movies don't have her right?) 2) How did Seymore break up with Shane? (he was engaged to her right?). Was it Taylor? 3) How/why did Seymore break up with Taylor? Was it Alisha? (how did he really meet Alisha?) 4) How/why did Seymore break up with Alisha? Weren't they also engaged? ... Click to expand Well, its strange, but people don't seem to really be able to answer my questions. I guess Seymore keeps a very tight lid on his private life. What a pity! I always found it funny that the so-called "tell all" real life "family business" documentary doesn't ever really delve in Seymore's past and just keeps focused on modern day fluff glamour themes. Its why I lost interest during the first season). I can imagine Seymore telling the producers, OK, I'll do this show, and lets focus on how I'm looking for the love of my life, but I have one condition, we can't focus on how I cheat on and betray every women I get in a long term relationship with! Of course, I don't really know that Seymore has done this (thats why I was asking these questions), but he certainly seems to be hiding something! Click to expand [Link]