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| goldenballs Member 343 Posts 7/04 |  Posted - Jul 7 2008 : 4:33PMWas thinking this whilst watching a scene featuring Manual Ferrara last night. He looks quite a bit like Rafa Nadal. So it got me thinking, what other pornstars male or female bear resemblences to all the big name tennis stars? We'd need someone to play: Federer Djokovic Andy Murray Safin (James Deen maybe? Safin looks like a pornstar anyway) Sharapova Ivanovic Dementieva The Williams Sisters I guess there's quite a lot of hot Eastern European girls in porn so finding similar looking girls to play all the Russians and Serbs etc.. shouldn't be too hard. Edited by - goldenballs on Jul 7 2008 [Link] |
| Lange Member Make Gapes not War 230 Posts 3/04 | Posted - Jul 7 2008 : 4:55PM [Link] |
| goldenballs Member 343 Posts 7/04 | Posted - Jul 7 2008 : 5:12PM But I think you've got mixed up there. I'm trying to think of pornstars that could play the various tennis stars. Not tennis stars that would make good pornstars. For example, Manuel Ferara could play Rafa Nadal. [Link] |
| Bobcat Senior Member 1490 Posts 2/08 | Posted - Jul 7 2008 : 5:21PM Lanny Barbie as Ivanovic, Lanny has bigger tits but hell it's porn. Holly Morgan as Kournikova Sophie Moon as Sharapova [Link] |
| Leyden Senior Member The people have spoken. I'm a nitpicking dick. Woo! 8757 Posts 1/04 | Posted - Jul 7 2008 : 5:25PM Ron Jeremy could be Bud Collins. [Link] |
| stinkfist Senior Member Subterfuge...... 7401 Posts 4/07 | Posted - Jul 7 2008 : 5:40PM [Link] |
| goldenballs Member 343 Posts 7/04 | Posted - Jul 8 2008 : 11:30AM How about Jada Fire for the role of Serena Williams and Marie Love as Venus? [Link] |
| warrenwest67 Member Thanks for the mammaries. 966 Posts 1/07 | Posted - Jul 8 2008 : 12:32PM Sorry, couldnt resist... [Link] |
| BigBobxxx Senior Member 2681 Posts 5/04 | Posted - Jul 8 2008 : 1:10PM End credits: "and Anna Kournikova as herself."  [Link] |
| Royal Tee Member 665 Posts 6/07 | Posted - Jul 9 2008 : 12:55AM [Link] |
| monkey power Member Tim? 868 Posts 1/03 | Posted - Jul 9 2008 : 2:40AM Some kind of ball boy blow bang fiasco? Our heroes would need to stall a match for some reason, so you'd see more and more speedy ball boys being sent from one end of the net to the other because the ball boys already sent to retrieve the ball keep getting blown by some tennis ho. Nobody can seem to get the match back on track for the longest time, with higher and higher Wimbledon authorities making their way down to try and solve the problem as time drags on. Oh! The Monica Selles loud orgasm sound every time she volleyed! Remember how annoying that was to watch? In this movie, the girl playing on the court could make loud noises like that to cover up the simultaneous noises of her secret accomplice bouncing up and down on the line judge. No one notices the open sex at courtside because the match isn't being played on center court so nobody's really watching closely, and the line judge sure as hell doesn't notice when our heroes hit the ball wide. Problem solved there. A good sex scene should always be about problem solving. Mike Horner would look like an idiot in tennis gear, so, Federer? The real John Macenroe and Tina Navratalova might be available. Edited by - Monkey Power on 7/9/2008 3:00:20 AM [Link] |
| satchman23 Studios - do not send screeners to this person. 1906 Posts 12/06 | Posted - Jul 9 2008 : 10:39AM [Link] |
| bigfoot Senior Member 1295 Posts 7/06 | Posted - Jul 9 2008 : 12:31PM Imagine the action that can be going on in the royal box - if you know what I mean!How about the locker room action between players before and after the match-perhaps Roger Feedhercum and Rafal Naildoll doing b/b/g with an 18 year old newbie on the tennis scene who just played her first Wimbeldom -perhaps the threesom is their warmup before tha match. The girl is the 18-year old rebel daughter of announcer (and Hall of Famer) Chrissy Allofitt, America's Sweethart (in her playing days). The daughter should be heavily tattooed and pierced who is secretly filming the scenes so she can compile them, sell the sex tape and become independantly wealthy and move away from her sicky-sweet mother. Action during the match in the announcer's booth -perhaps the mixed double's winners can be going down on the announcers during the match The William's (or perhaps Stevens) sisters get their post-finals stress out through g/g incestual relationsHall of Famers Jimmy Conher and Bjorn Borkher interupt the Sisters and join in. Even Jimmy Conher's MILF wife, an aging former Playboy Bunny, walks in and joins the action.Of course, Jimmy Conher's MILF wife first sought out John McEminaroe (Conher's long time rival to quench an aging fire, during which John yells "You Cannot Be Serious!!!")Boy - lots of potential here. The whole thing can be done without showing one second of actual tennis. All you need is a locker room, fancied up bleachers area for the royal box, a room with a window/desk/mike for the announcer's booth Edited by - bigfoot on 7/9/2008 11:11:58 PM [Link] |
| bigfoot Senior Member 1295 Posts 7/06 | Posted - Jul 9 2008 : 12:33PMAnother idea of the grunting coinciding with the grunting taking place on the court. Throughout the movie, there should be tennis backround noise - ball being hit, applause, silence, "Quiet Please" and "Duece" announcements, more applause, grunting from players, etc., [Link] |
| goldenballs Member 343 Posts 7/04 | Posted - Jul 9 2008 : 12:47PM I'm loving some of the ideas though and the player's names. Roger Feedhercum and Rafal Naildoll  And of course there would be references to 'new balls' and 'changing ends' aplenty. With the amount if ideas we've got here this could almost be made into a series of films, like Private's Gladiator series. [Link] |
| stinkfist Senior Member Subterfuge...... 7401 Posts 4/07 | Posted - Jul 9 2008 : 11:27PM [Link] |
| nunsploitation Member 39 Posts 2/06 | Posted - Jul 10 2008 : 12:30AM That would get my attention! :D Webmaster, http://www.nunsploitation.net [Link] |
| Algaliarept Senior Member 3557 Posts 7/08 | Posted - Jul 10 2008 : 1:57AM huh? Huh? anyone [Link] |
| Algaliarept Senior Member 3557 Posts 7/08 | Posted - Jul 10 2008 : 1:58AM [Link] |
| satchman23 Studios - do not send screeners to this person. 1906 Posts 12/06 | Posted - Jul 10 2008 : 10:06AM [Link] |
| JohnW Senior Member 1351 Posts 6/08 | Posted - Jul 10 2008 : 10:40AM Martina, you can play with my balls any time!  [Link] |
| LubeNLuv Senior Member 1854 Posts 3/06 | Posted - Jul 10 2008 : 10:50AM I see a lot of references to someone having a "juicy butt." What makes a butt "juicy" and why would any type of anal juices be sexy? [Link] |
| A-ten Deactivated User 581 Posts 8/07 | Posted - Jul 10 2008 : 12:04PM They could get some big booty dark girls to play the Williams sisters. LOL. [Link] |
| bigfoot Senior Member 1295 Posts 7/06 | Posted - Jul 10 2008 : 12:44PM [Link] |
| stinkfist Senior Member Subterfuge...... 7401 Posts 4/07 | Posted - Jul 10 2008 : 4:42PM [Link] |
| goldenballs Member 343 Posts 7/04 | Posted - Jul 10 2008 : 4:47PM Maybe she could be tempted for a few more $$ [Link] |
| thrill321 New Member 5 Posts 7/08 | Posted - Jul 10 2008 : 7:13PM I'm surprised there isn't anything like this yet. [Link] |
| stinkfist Senior Member Subterfuge...... 7401 Posts 4/07 | Posted - Jul 10 2008 : 7:21PM [Link] |
| WhiteBOY Member 305 Posts 11/06 | Posted - Jul 10 2008 : 8:15PM Bring out the crazy gang(bangers): Vinnie Jones, Dennis Wise and bring out tons of Viagra, as mr Joe Kinnear himself might give a REAR apperance...haha. [Link] |
| bigfoot Senior Member 1295 Posts 7/06 | Posted - Jul 10 2008 : 9:36PM [Link] |
| Algaliarept Senior Member 3557 Posts 7/08 | Posted - Jul 16 2008 : 3:57AM [Link] |
| Algaliarept Senior Member 3557 Posts 7/08 | Posted - Jul 16 2008 : 4:08AM [Link] |
| satchman23 Studios - do not send screeners to this person. 1906 Posts 12/06 | Posted - Jul 16 2008 : 10:22AM [Link] |
| WhiteBOY Member 305 Posts 11/06 | Posted - Jul 16 2008 : 12:58PM [Link] |
| goldenballs Member 343 Posts 7/04 | Posted - Jul 16 2008 : 4:18PM [Link] |
| conquistador Deactivated User Hellhamster. 2947 Posts 10/03 | Posted - Jul 16 2008 : 4:37PM [Link] |
| William Hyde Member 112 Posts 3/06 | Posted - Jul 17 2008 : 2:39PM [Link] |
| bigfoot Senior Member 1295 Posts 7/06 | Posted - Jul 17 2008 : 7:15PM Pardon me...[Link] |
| Algaliarept Senior Member 3557 Posts 7/08 | Posted - Jul 17 2008 : 10:16PM [Link] |
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