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Tim Von Swine

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skronker
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9780 Posts
9/02
Posted - Dec 6 2011 : 11:46PM
THis is like some revenge of the pork vending Jedi. Didn't see anyone else mention it, but hockey warrior and high-flying pigsauce dispensary Tim Von Swine is up for an actual AVN award as a male performer (as opposed to appearing as the fractional appendage upon which POV havoc is wreaked by some sultry hussy thirsting for a dose of H1N1).
Yes ... Unsung Male Performer of the Year. Can he best Brian Street Team, Jack Napier and Rico Strong? Will the planets collide and life as we know it shudder to a halt as the sky rains ice-cold Budweiser upon the bedazzled millions? Oh the suspense!
Harri Patel
Senior Member

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5110 Posts
3/03
Posted - Dec 7 2011 : 12:30AM
Well, now you guys have to go to the show.
Well done, von S.
von_swine
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Dominance & Persecution.
919 Posts
1/04
Posted - Dec 7 2011 : 12:45AM
^yes Harri, Im going to the show this year. and yes, I do hope to 'Hog' my way into XXX Award history by being the 1st ever overweight POV performer of 250+ lbs. to nab the Unsung trophy. although I am concerned that this nom in combination w/my 5 additional noms for best POV Sex Scene this year,... we might need to put DarkPlaces on suicide watch,...
win or lose any or all of this/these, Im beyond stoked that my name, er hat, made it into the ring in such a proliferous way. Im going to open and swill another 32 oz. Miller High Life right now,..make em holla! lates, Von S.



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