who'shortest dick in professional porn these days? (page 2)

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sugar liquor and gasoline Deactivated User 96 Posts 9/08	Posted - Sep 25 2008 : 8:44PM Flash wrote: Oh and I failed to mention, the VHS boom that you talk about allowed more people who were amateurs to start making adult movies, not the other way around. Click to expand mmmm....no-- cheap camcorders had to be around. [Link]
sugar liquor and gasoline Deactivated User 96 Posts 9/08	Posted - Sep 25 2008 : 8:46PM Flash wrote: And your first post makes no sense. I assume you are talking about dick size but for half the people you have listed a height for them instead. If you are trying to indicate that height has to do with dick size you might as well use their hand size as well as the results will be just as accurate. Which is to say, not very. Click to expand the first post was kind of flippant. Pornography is like wrestling in that it's impossible sometimes to tell the fake from the real. My position is that more information is always a good thing. I was hoping some of the female pornstars who chat here could fill me in, but as of now they still want people to believe there is a santa claus. Edited by - sugar liquor and gasoline on 9/25/2008 8:48:51 PM [Link]
sugar liquor and gasoline Deactivated User 96 Posts 9/08	Posted - Sep 25 2008 : 8:52PM sugar liquor and gasoline wrote: Crucifixio_Jones wrote: People are still bothering to respond to this moron and his idiotic threads? Click to expand CJ doesn't like much that people are reading and replying to my threads instead of his. He's still playing the "cooler than you" game. Co-exist CJ! Click to expand [Link]
sugar liquor and gasoline Deactivated User 96 Posts 9/08	Posted - Sep 25 2008 : 9:10PM sugar liquor and gasoline wrote: Flash wrote: Apparently we have very different ideas of the word amateur. I'd hardly consider Bob Chinn to be an amateur at that point. I don't believe that one has to work for "Hollywood" to be a professional. In the years prior to the year that Pizza Girls was released he had made 22 films. A big handful. Richard Pacheco, Paul Thomas, John Holmes, Candida Royalle, Laurien Dominique, Christine De Shaffer, Desiree Cousteau, John Seeman and Patricia Manning were all in Pizza Girls. I wouldn't consider them to be amateurs. Pizza Girls wasn't the greatest title to come out in 1978 but that doesn't make it an amateur production either. On at least some previous films Bob Chinn had "Hollywood" people moonlighting. Which also would make it hard for you to make the amateur claim. On to 3 AM. You are seriously going to call Robert McCallum an amateur? Even though he was working in Hollywood as a cinematographer since 1966? And the film starred Georgina Spelvin, Clair Dia and Sharon Thorpe. None I would call amateurs. I think that you are confusing the fact that some people only make a film or two with calling entire productions amateur. Debbie Does Dallas, a title where we actually have a director who made a handful of films but features a massive cast of adult actors and actresses that I wouldn't consider amateur. You might have a better chance of calling some of the East Coast early seventies one day wonder feature films amateur as some of those had many actresses and actors that only did a picture or two. And some of the directors from then have stated they didn't know what they were doing when they started. But that only goes for some of them. And there was distribution of titles back then. They played in places called theaters. The mob was into the distribution of adult titles, so obviously there was money involved. And what makes you think that the people showing up late on coke didn't expect to get paid? Do you honestly think the industry was drug free then? I'd like to see where it is written as fact and not just something you thought up. Also, I'd like to see what you could do if you took a film camera and attempted to put together a feature film using the equipment and locations used in the seventies. Especially since they couldn't get caught doing the outdoors material. Click to expand IAFD only has him with 16 movies under his belt at that point, and I'm giving you a couple because he put out a LOT in 1978 when Pizza Girls first came out and I can't exactly go by month to month. I think going to work for Hollywood would've been a good step to becoming professional. Am I not a professional when I film my kids birthday party? What if I go to film school? I'm not going to lie to you: I think Pizza Girls is a pizz' a crap, but the sex is good. All the Hollywood people in this were not that big on talent, and all the amateurs in this movie are only professionals because they became that way later through hard work and preseverance. You've got a better point with Robert McCallum, he was a professional cinematographer, but 3 AM was still early in his goddamn career. He scripted well and framed scenes very well and the sex was HOT. There were some professionals acting, but there was a healthy dose of amateurism. For all the Sharon Thorpes and Georgina Spelvins, they can't take the place of sayyy....Faye Bird! A film or two yes definately makes someone an amateur. We have a difference of opinion. I respect your opinion, but it is not mine. Outside of big cities, I don't think people went to go see adult entertainment in theaters, and that's why Deep Throat was such a big deal when it hit because people were actually trying to go that weren't just dirty old men. The mob was involved with adult films the same way regular films were run by the mob, the same way it is today, only the crooks have changed faces, but adult films had terrible distribution because nobody knew what was what and what was any good because it was an entirely underground system and information was scarce. It's not that I don't think that there weren't people around who expected to get paid for showing up late high, I just think they had less options since the practice of "punks suing punks" wasn't happening. Lawyers? Why? The case is going to be dismissed or I'm going to show up with dirty fingernails in court. I'd also like to add that 60's/70's culture was not a culture of entitlement. People got stomped on by the man, hence--all the psychedelia/rebellion/hippy bullshit. I can't do now what I could do back then because the culture has changed. Who am I? Just one person. I think about Eli Cross trying to shoot a scene for Upload in the desert--he told people what he wanted to do and at the last minute they said "no you can't do that" They could've done it anyway illegally. If anybody asks which they probably won't tell them you used a green screen. There were no cops around--and even if there were--what's more important? Is your art worth going to jail for? To me it is. Lie, lie, lie to the government who is not your friend but treat your coworkers like kings and queens. Click to expand [Link]

Asmodeus Lord of Lust az-mo-day-us 6338 Posts 10/01	Posted - Sep 25 2008 : 10:29PM SLG, alot of porn studs have pretty big dicks but are relatively short in stature. The most famous example I can think of is the mighty Mandingo. He prolly has the longest cock currently in the adult biz at around 12 solid inches. Yet, he's actually a pretty short guy at around 5'7. There is also Brandon Iron, who is around the same height but is blessed with a massive slab as well. So obviously height isn't going to necessarily correlate to cock size, especially in the porn world. [Link]
sugar liquor and gasoline Deactivated User 96 Posts 9/08	Posted - Sep 26 2008 : 12:04AM Asmodeus wrote: SLG, alot of porn studs have pretty big dicks but are relatively short in stature. The most famous example I can think of is the mighty Mandingo. He prolly has the longest cock currently in the adult biz at around 12 solid inches. Yet, he's actually a pretty short guy at around 5'7. There is also Brandon Iron, who is around the same height but is blessed with a massive slab as well. So obviously height isn't going to necessarily correlate to cock size, especially in the porn world. Click to expand like I said before...at the time I was looking for some leads/anything to go on. If you checked out the top first post you'll notice I completely stopped working on it and am just more or less just having a conversation with some guiz [Link]
sugar liquor and gasoline Deactivated User 96 Posts 9/08	Posted - Sep 26 2008 : 12:05AM speaking of which hey flash what east coast cult films are you talking about? [Link]
Flash Golden Age Classic 11018 Posts 5/01	Posted - Sep 26 2008 : 2:19AM Early Shaun Costello films for instance. Other no name films which can be found in many of the After Hours Video collections also would fit the bill. [Link]
Eli Cross Member What's the fun of getting old if you can't be dirty? 141 Posts 4/06	Posted - Sep 28 2008 : 12:53AM sugar liquor and gasoline wrote: I think about Eli Cross trying to shoot a scene for Upload in the desert--he told people what he wanted to do and at the last minute they said "no you can't do that" They could've done it anyway illegally. Click to expand Believe me, I am completely onboard the "lie, cheat and steal to get your footage" train. But we were trying to shoot at El Mirage where the BLM has park rangers posted daily who have little better to do than bust film shoots with no papers. Also, with an 18-person crew, a motor home, a 5-ton G&E package and a genny, stealth (in this case) simply wasn't an option. Add to that the foreknowledge that Hot Video, Skronker and a reality show were all coming to set that day, and we really couldn't afford to get shut down. As it happened, we found a location that had access to the Vasquez Rocks. It was more expensive, but the final result was much more spectacular that El Mirage would have been, so everything worked out for the best. That being said, if stealing that fucker would've been a feasible option, rest assured I would have done it. Edited by - Eli Cross on 9/28/2008 1:01:39 AM [Link]
backdoorman Senior Member Shake for me girl... I wanna be your backdoorman ! 2776 Posts 10/07	Posted - Sep 28 2008 : 9:54AM dis gud thread [Link]
sugar liquor and gasoline Deactivated User 96 Posts 9/08	Posted - Sep 28 2008 : 12:51PM Eli Cross wrote: sugar liquor and gasoline wrote: I think about Eli Cross trying to shoot a scene for Upload in the desert--he told people what he wanted to do and at the last minute they said "no you can't do that" They could've done it anyway illegally. Click to expand Believe me, I am completely onboard the "lie, cheat and steal to get your footage" train. But we were trying to shoot at El Mirage where the BLM has park rangers posted daily who have little better to do than bust film shoots with no papers. Also, with an 18-person crew, a motor home, a 5-ton G&E package and a genny, stealth (in this case) simply wasn't an option. Add to that the foreknowledge that Hot Video, Skronker and a reality show were all coming to set that day, and we really couldn't afford to get shut down. As it happened, we found a location that had access to the Vasquez Rocks. It was more expensive, but the final result was much more spectacular that El Mirage would have been, so everything worked out for the best. That being said, if stealing that fucker would've been a feasible option, rest assured I would have done it. Edited by - Eli Cross on 9/28/2008 1:01:39 AM Click to expand I guess I had fuzzy memories...oops. sorry Eli. BTW you might know....who's shortest dick in porn these days? Edited by - sugar liquor and gasoline on 9/28/2008 12:54:49 PM [Link]
cankles Member 25 Posts 10/06	Posted - Sep 28 2008 : 12:54PM how did this thread get to be so long without one mention of the name JOHNNY THRUST? [Link]
sugar liquor and gasoline Deactivated User 96 Posts 9/08	Posted - Sep 28 2008 : 12:56PM Who's Johnny Thrust? goes to look it up [Link]
cankles Member 25 Posts 10/06	Posted - Sep 28 2008 : 1:06PM he's this dude with no chin and an underwhelming dick, you see him in a lot of JM productions stuff. normally that's not something i really care about, but he's also a guy who talks a lot of shit and is really abusive in his scenes, and it comes off as pretty embarassing when he's wielding a limp 5-incher. [Link]

Eli Cross Member What's the fun of getting old if you can't be dirty? 141 Posts 4/06	Posted - Sep 28 2008 : 3:29PM The three that leap immediately to mind are Eric Frost/Mark Vega (retired), Bishop (still performing, I think), and Don Fernando (known colloquially in the business as "Little Don") who is still working in Euro-features. If you lopped off all three of their penae, ground them up and put them in a sausage casing (THERE'S an image that would make the mercifully-deceased Andrea Dworkin smile!) you'd get one normal-sized Oscar Meyer. Here's an idea for a thread: Who's Got The Biggest EGO in Porn? I'd nominate myself, but I'm far too modest to ever suggest myself for such an honor... [Link]
sugar liquor and gasoline Deactivated User 96 Posts 9/08	Posted - Sep 28 2008 : 8:57PM Eli Cross wrote: The three that leap immediately to mind are Eric Frost/Mark Vega (retired), Bishop (still performing, I think), and Don Fernando (known colloquially in the business as "Little Don") who is still working in Euro-features. If you lopped off all three of their penae, ground them up and put them in a sausage casing (THERE'S an image that would make the mercifully-deceased Andrea Dworkin smile!) you'd get one normal-sized Oscar Meyer. Here's an idea for a thread: Who's Got The Biggest EGO in Porn? I'd nominate myself, but I'm far too modest to ever suggest myself for such an honor... Click to expand Hearing about someone with a small dick in porn for me is like watching "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" and figuring out that you could make a movie that good. Your ego, my ego, great for everyone's ego...see: new topic. [Link]
Aplus Senior Member 1431 Posts 5/05	Posted - Sep 28 2008 : 11:49PM cankles wrote: he's this dude with no chin and an underwhelming dick, you see him in a lot of JM productions stuff. normally that's not something i really care about, but he's also a guy who talks a lot of shit and is really abusive in his scenes, and it comes off as pretty embarassing when he's wielding a limp 5-incher. Click to expand Can't speak for JM Productions, since I don't watch much from them, but I do know a lot of that "rough" stuff tends to be planned and well thought out. Can't speak for Johnny Thrust's general disposition in his films, but I do believe some of the stuff I've seen him in appeared to be pre-arranged. Dude has never had an erection problem in anything I've seen him in either...if you were being serious with the limp dick part. [Link]
cankles Member 25 Posts 10/06	Posted - Sep 29 2008 : 7:01PM Aplus wrote: cankles wrote: he's this dude with no chin and an underwhelming dick, you see him in a lot of JM productions stuff. normally that's not something i really care about, but he's also a guy who talks a lot of shit and is really abusive in his scenes, and it comes off as pretty embarassing when he's wielding a limp 5-incher. Click to expand Can't speak for JM Productions, since I don't watch much from them, but I do know a lot of that "rough" stuff tends to be planned and well thought out. Can't speak for Johnny Thrust's general disposition in his films, but I do believe some of the stuff I've seen him in appeared to be pre-arranged. Dude has never had an erection problem in anything I've seen him in either...if you were being serious with the limp dick part. Click to expand oh I know, and I certainly cottoned onto this fact pretty quickly - I remember a TOUGH LOVE scene with Isabel Ice where she couldn't stop herself from giggling at various points, even though she was supposed to be crying and frightened. It's not the roughness that bothers me, I like rough stuff, it's just that the effect is diminished by his milquetoast appearance. I will say that he's a good fit for stuff like the Gag Factor series, where his length allows him to get deep enough for his balls to slap on the girl's face. That's a great effect. [Link]
Aplus Senior Member 1431 Posts 5/05	Posted - Oct 1 2008 : 11:36PM cankles wrote: oh I know, and I certainly cottoned onto this fact pretty quickly - I remember a TOUGH LOVE scene with Isabel Ice where she couldn't stop herself from giggling at various points, even though she was supposed to be crying and frightened. It's not the roughness that bothers me, I like rough stuff, it's just that the effect is diminished by his milquetoast appearance. I will say that he's a good fit for stuff like the Gag Factor series, where his length allows him to get deep enough for his balls to slap on the girl's face. That's a great effect. Click to expand I'm not really into rough sex scenes, although I find them somewhat amusing. His appearance or supposed lack of size are non-issues for me when viewing him. I've seen him in more traditional scenes too, so I know he does other things or genres too, although the rough stuff appears to be his bread and butter. [Link]
john lyons Senior Member Co-founder of Vinegar Syndrome 1188 Posts 1/08	Posted - Oct 19 2008 : 3:40PM tricia_devereaux wrote: are you talking short height or short penis? Click to expand I read the thread title as who HAS the shortest dick... Which, I think, would be a rather funny thread to keep up with. But then , who's going to put in the effort to get all the measurements? [Link]
Herzog Deactivated User 245 Posts 2/12	Posted - Apr 12 2012 : 2:34PM Flash wrote: Early Shaun Costello films for instance. Other no name films which can be found in many of the After Hours Video collections also would fit the bill. Click to expand Who? [Link]
jeroem Member 13 Posts 3/18	Posted - May 20 2018 : 1:44PM Asmodeus wrote: Tell that to the ones who actually wanna see little peckers in porn. But seriously, all my fave porn studs are pretty well-hung, be it if they're white or black. Take for example Mark Wood. Sure, he's not a prettyboy by any means but he does have the right equipment to get the job done and all the babes love working with him so it's all good. Then there's Manuel Ferrara. Yes, he looks like a male model but he's also hung like a horse and fucks like a rabbit. In other words, there's plenty of guys to be envious of in porn. Edited by - Asmodeus on 9/24/2008 8:53:40 PM Click to expand Totally agree. The average population is much smaller than the penises that are usually seen in porn. Mark Wood or Manuel Ferrara are examples of very well-endowed actors who fuck like gods (despite the fact that many say they have "normal" cocks ...) [Link]
Bilbo69 Deactivated User 164 Posts 10/17	Posted - May 20 2018 : 2:15PM Two words. Lucas. Frost. [Link]
pashio2003 Member 272 Posts 12/10	Posted - May 20 2018 : 10:44PM Bilbo69 wrote: Two words. Lucas. Frost. Click to expand He got in the industry because he was dating Cassidy klein... shortly afterwards they broke up and she retired lol... and he's still around! I think he's a decent performer tbh [Link]