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GetCool
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94 Posts
1/03
Posted - Mar 21 2003 : 3:30PM
I just finished watching Cum Drippers #2, and after viewing the Tabitha Stern scene I got to thinking about something. In this scene, she gets banged on a leather couch, takes a good-sized load up her snatch and then squeezes it out. It's a very hot scene, but one thing bothered me: she gets cum all over the nice leather couch! Then I thought about it; there are so many scenes out there where cum gets all over couches, carpets, wood floors, etc. Why don't they ever put a sheet down or something? I wouldn't want some dude's semen all over my couch or carpet.

Not that this really bothers me; I watch porn to see sex. But I can't help but to imagine if that was MY house in the scene. I'd take precautions ;)

Saki
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2087 Posts
11/99
Posted - Mar 21 2003 : 3:46PM
Actually, many locations (like a private homeowner renting out their home for a day or two) DO require the production to put down a sheet or comforter down for exactly that reason.

- Saki [faqs]

DenverDon
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Firmly Embedded in Depravity
5914 Posts
7/02
Posted - Mar 21 2003 : 3:54PM
GetCool,

Welcome to the forum.

If they are trying to create the fantasy of Casual Sex, or Spontaneous Sex, it wouldn't make sense to put a sheet down.

DenverDon

Walter Burns
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7564 Posts
11/02
Posted - Mar 21 2003 : 4:12PM
My mother had covers over the furniture all the time, so they are pretty "natural" for me.
Uhmmm, wait a minute. You don't suppose that my mother .... Eeeewwww.
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Posted - Mar 21 2003 : 4:18PM
 
tricia_devereaux
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Posted - Mar 21 2003 : 5:29PM
Walter - you made me laugh twice in one day!!!!!

GetCool - they do cover stuff a lot, but my experience has been that if the homeowner doesn't require it, the production doesn't cover the furniture.
Also, I think a lot of scenes are shot homes that belong to either the director or producer or even a crew member or the people in the scene, so they might be more OK with it.

shameless
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Moscow
1313 Posts
1/03
Posted - Mar 21 2003 : 8:05PM
GetCool seems not too cool at all when it comes to some extra-cleaning. Reminds me of an aunt of me who is always afraid I will bring dirt from the street into her carpet when visiting her.
I hate those sheets in porn sets. Sex should look spontanous, I think. If semen and other fluid goes to leather or anything else, just hire a cleaning-service after set is over.
Hamilton Steele
Member

62 Posts
12/02
Posted - Mar 22 2003 : 12:45AM
Ohh At Last One of My Pet Peeves!

Nothing and I repeat. Nothing pisses me off more than having to worry about my load ending up on the homeowners couch.

Thats not my job! My job is to fuck the girl and blow my load. If some of it over shoots and lands on a lamp shade.. Oh well, not my problem.

Here is my stand on all of this. If you don't want my jizz accidentally ending up on your living room drapes... Then don't rent your friggin home out to porn producers.

Shit the homeowner gets paid enough for the use of the place. As such they can go to Big Lots and buy a set of $30.00 couch covers. (Hell they have some really nice ones)

And whats wrong with Jizzed on furniture? The stage closed and I furnished my entire apartment with things that have enough pornstar DNA that would make a convention of cloners drunk with joy.

Hamilton Steele
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brock solid
Deactivated User

39 Posts
12/02
Posted - Mar 22 2003 : 3:02PM
In the extras for Cum Drippers 4 Lucy Lee's cream pie got all over the place and Vince Voyuer said to the camera sorry to the owner of who ever house it belonged to so they should of had a sheet down for that.

SueR
Member

Under a hill of books
262 Posts
12/02
Posted - Mar 23 2003 : 1:03AM
The worst is the set that's used to film New Sensation's series Deep Throat This. I think it was also the place used for Oral Adv of Craven Moorehead. There is this entertainment center filled with CD's that I see in every episode of DTT, and Peter's cum shoots on it every time. If this is Craven's house, how does he listen to music without using his CD lens cleaner after each use?
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