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bigbuttlover
Member

Los Angeles
253 Posts
4/03
Posted - Feb 26 2004 : 11:01PM

I would be the best porn director out there :) Every scene would have anal, a2m, a2p, p2m, p2a, a2ogm....it would focus on slim girls, interacial, girls with big round juicy asses, lots of Latinas especially. Most importantly,no lame ass 5 on one scenes! I would keep it down to mostly 1 v 1 and at most two guys 1 girl, or two girls, one guy. The male actors would be all hung like hell and would bang the shit out of these cuties. No fucking Alex Sanders or TT Boys lol.
Being the Assman that I am, it would include huge gapes, tons of cum eating out of asses, cum farting, and cum swapping. Think of it as a combination of Jean Yves-Le Castel and Jules Jordan.

So, who is with me? :)

DoronD
Anabolic/Diabolic

132 Posts
1/04
Posted - Feb 26 2004 : 11:05PM
We have a Director like that. His name is John Strong

"That's brutal,son!"
-Tony T

bigbuttlover
Member

Los Angeles
253 Posts
4/03
Posted - Feb 26 2004 : 11:27PM
Where are the big butt girls? I dont see them. I am a young guy and I can tell you that the new generation of men like a girl with a juicy ass, like j-lo and Shakira.
Give a young guy a chance, look at Jules Jordan! There are too many shitty old porn directors out there. I am not saying John Strong sucks, I like his stuff but there needs to be some new blood out there.

Recondite
Member

United States of Debauchery
116 Posts
11/03
Posted - Feb 26 2004 : 11:35PM
What kind of world are you living in when you think TT Boy is "small". But I am all for less Alex Sanders! Probably a few others as well, but I don't feel like being libelous.
bigbuttlover
Member

Los Angeles
253 Posts
4/03
Posted - Feb 26 2004 : 11:39PM
I didn't mean tt boy is small, I worded that sentence badly, Alex Sanders is small and is a fucking horrible performer with an ancient haircut, the 80's are freaking over! I mean that TT Boy sucks and is past it. The guy is just playinga annoying, he needs to go! Who the hell would star this guy in a video???
 
imak
Adult Film Legend

3345 Posts
2/04
Posted - Feb 27 2004 : 12:30AM
my big juicy ass
DoronD
Anabolic/Diabolic

132 Posts
1/04
Posted - Feb 27 2004 : 12:32AM
Kami,that brings up an interesting question: Will you marry me?

"That's brutal,son!"
-Tony T

imak
Adult Film Legend

3345 Posts
2/04
Posted - Feb 27 2004 : 12:35AM
Silent Jay
Member

Venus De Costello
694 Posts
12/02
Posted - Feb 27 2004 : 12:35AM
Im Lovin That Big Juicy Ass

I'm Just a Lonely Boy

imak
Adult Film Legend

3345 Posts
2/04
Posted - Feb 27 2004 : 12:38AM
Doron! why buy the cow when the milk is free :)
DoronD
Anabolic/Diabolic

132 Posts
1/04
Posted - Feb 27 2004 : 12:39AM
Whoa is me

"That's brutal,son!"
-Tony T

bigbuttlover
Member

Los Angeles
253 Posts
4/03
Posted - Feb 27 2004 : 12:47AM
Damn! I never knew you had such a nice big ass kami!

Did I mention that you would be the first to be in my movie? :)

imak
Adult Film Legend

3345 Posts
2/04
Posted - Feb 27 2004 : 1:12AM
Thank you Big Butt Lover! In that case i fully support your rise as Porn Director! I think you should take a morgage on your house and get started!
bigbuttlover
Member

Los Angeles
253 Posts
4/03
Posted - Feb 27 2004 : 1:36AM
Great, of course me and you would have to go through a test run first to see if you have what I am looking for :)
DoronD
Anabolic/Diabolic

132 Posts
1/04
Posted - Feb 27 2004 : 1:51AM
Hahahahahahahaha at "me time".

"That's brutal,son!"
-Tony T

 
T.L.Tycoon
Member

416 Posts
12/03
Posted - Feb 27 2004 : 1:55AM
Being the business man that I'am; I would be a Porn Director;because thats the next step to Ownership. More Money;and my piece of the pie would be the primal motivating factor to Direct Product.
imak
Adult Film Legend

3345 Posts
2/04
Posted - Feb 27 2004 : 2:05AM
BBl- I fully understand you will need an audition ;)
Ramsey
Senior Member

Trina Michaels fan
10332 Posts
10/02
Posted - Feb 27 2004 : 3:50AM
If I were a porn director I would only cast girls with beautiful big butts. No skinny girls with no butt would be allowed in my movies.
imak
Adult Film Legend

3345 Posts
2/04
Posted - Feb 27 2004 : 4:25AM
Ramsey! I love You!
Ramsey
Senior Member

Trina Michaels fan
10332 Posts
10/02
Posted - Feb 27 2004 : 4:31AM
The feeling is mutual Kami, you really have an awesome body for sure!

Oh btw, did anyone ever tell you you look a lot like Katja Kassin which of course is a great compliment :-)

skronker
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Scopophiliac
9780 Posts
9/02
Posted - Feb 27 2004 : 4:39AM
If I ever shoot a porno. Kami is my star!

"I like big butts and I don't know why!"

Just cooking up the scenario for you Kami! (Too bad I already sold my house! ha ha).

Whoa is me indeed!

imak
Adult Film Legend

3345 Posts
2/04
Posted - Feb 27 2004 : 4:53AM
you know what Kelly told me I look like Katja, which I take as a huge compliment!
Ramsey
Senior Member

Trina Michaels fan
10332 Posts
10/02
Posted - Feb 27 2004 : 5:00AM
Kami I would love to see you do a scene with Katja, two beautiful girls with beautiful butts. I wonder if I could handle that ;-)
imak
Adult Film Legend

3345 Posts
2/04
Posted - Feb 27 2004 : 5:02AM
I wonder if *I* could handle that! She seems to have a great attitude also.
Ramsey
Senior Member

Trina Michaels fan
10332 Posts
10/02
Posted - Feb 27 2004 : 5:07AM
It would make a great girl/girl scene for sure Kami. If I would direct it it would be in the Bruce Seven-style meaning lots of foot-play and butt-play with some huge toys.

You see, this is the reason why I should be porn director ;-)

 
TheLoneGunman
Member

400 Posts
10/03
Posted - Feb 27 2004 : 5:31AM
Sounds just like more of the same to me. If I were a porn director, I'd focus on newcomers to the industry that were in their late twenties and early thirties, and concentrate on professional women who were looking to explore their sexuality. And my scenes would be seductive...none of this gaping and triple penetration stuff...one on one or two on one action where the women often keep their hose and heels on throughout the scene. They would begin the scenes professionally dressed too...not this "mall slut" look we see all the time...either a businees suit or (if they start out in lingerie) an elegant nightgown or a cute teddy or something along those lines...

I enjoy watching 18-25 year old newbies, but I think so many good directors are already doing that, we don't need another.




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