Why p0rn parodies fail to tickle the funny bone? a. because they already employed expensive star-cast so they can't afford to hire a good script-writer for funny scene? b. because stars don't know how to do comedy? if there any porn parody worth seeing? I've already watched Whos nailin paylin and other new edition but they seem to have very predictable dialogue which don't make me laugh at all. :(
c. because porn STARS just arent good @ ANY dialogue scenes. They're PORN actors, they're good at making PORN movies. But we've come a long way since the 70s and 80s....the dialogues are becoming better....once in a while....
pornography wasn't sex but fantasies of an impossibly hospitable world 12377 Posts 9/07
Posted - May 1 2010 : 6:23PM
^ We've come a long way from the 70s and 80s? The performers in the 70s were much better actors, imo. They were wildly uneven back then but John Leslie and Jamie Gillis spring to mind immediately.
Wicked Pictures,Vouyer Media, Axel Braun Productions, Marc Dorcel, JoyBear Pictures, abbywinters.com 1390 Posts 7/05
Posted - May 1 2010 : 7:40PM
Let's not forget the ladies - Veronica Hart and others who took the craft of acting seriously. Roads To Moscow / Twitter: @roadstomoscow Edited by - Roads To Moscow on 5/1/2010 7:41:04 PM
d. Improv. Porn companies don't have the budget to improvise, revise, shoot, and reshoot new material until they get it right. One take, done, squeegee and cleanup.
Just another bare bum in the shiower 1739 Posts 12/04
Posted - May 3 2010 : 10:03AM
Some porn parodies have their moments, but the humour is often very basic - what you would expect from a High School or College sketch comedy night. I found a few things to laugh at in Big Bang Theory: A XXX Parody. It was a pretty good film for the sex as well.
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Perverted_Jewish_Guy Deactivated User
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Posted - May 3 2010 : 11:33AM
The thing about the old days is that many pornstars wanted to be actors before they ended up in porn. For example, the hedgehog wanted to be an actor and he got tired of it because he couldn't ever find a role to play so he ended up in porn eventually.
pornography wasn't sex but fantasies of an impossibly hospitable world 12377 Posts 9/07
Posted - May 4 2010 : 4:00AM
I also liked Samantha Fox and Georgina Spelvin. They could a be a little theatrical on occasion but still light years ahead of most porn performers these days.
Wicked Pictures,Vouyer Media, Axel Braun Productions, Marc Dorcel, JoyBear Pictures, abbywinters.com 1390 Posts 7/05
Posted - May 4 2010 : 4:39PM
Or, like my client Danny Steinmann, succeeded in branching out into directing mainstream films in addition to creating quality adult product. Roads To Moscow / Twitter: @roadstomoscow
Wicked Pictures,Vouyer Media, Axel Braun Productions, Marc Dorcel, JoyBear Pictures, abbywinters.com 1390 Posts 7/05
Posted - May 4 2010 : 4:41PM
^ And with a nod to BlackSix, I would put my former employer Roberta Findlay in this category, although she didn't quite penetrate the Hollywood hierarchy quite as successfully. Roads To Moscow / Twitter: @roadstomoscow
Wicked Pictures,Vouyer Media, Axel Braun Productions, Marc Dorcel, JoyBear Pictures, abbywinters.com 1390 Posts 7/05
Posted - May 4 2010 : 5:35PM
^ Perhaps because they aren't (and can't be) as explicit as you require, or, in some cases, the talents of the directors involved don't include the creation of stimulating erotica. The passion scenes in Michael Bay films are among the least sexy things I've ever seen, quite an accomplishment given the involvement of Megan Fox, ScarJo, and others. Roads To Moscow / Twitter: @roadstomoscow