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Killer John
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i love sucking balls scenes
216 Posts
4/13
Posted - May 7 2014 : 2:12AM
why there is no subtitles site for porn movies?
i search all over giant google, but i never find it.
did anytime porn stars or directors think abt it, or else i am first guy thinking it?
N00dlesDaddy
Senior Member

Layla...got me on my knees...
1793 Posts
7/13
Posted - May 7 2014 : 3:54PM
I would love to see subtitled porn. Talk about comedy gold.
nas1960
Senior Member

1153 Posts
5/13
Posted - May 7 2014 : 5:09PM
I always wanted it for Japanese porn so I understand what they are saying.
LCF All-Star Supporter
All-Star Member

Non Prevalebunt!
10364 Posts
1/05
Posted - May 7 2014 : 6:29PM
^
ChinChin or Cin Cin = to fuck
Chunpo = Dick
Kimochi = Good , Love , like
Sugoi = wow, very good , fantastic
Igo (or something like that I can't even figure out how to write)= I'm cumming
Macko69
Senior Member

Gone for a walk.
1985 Posts
5/08
Posted - May 7 2014 : 6:46PM
Probably because the amount of time and money that it costs to hire someone to do the subtitle work probably would not be recovered in additional sales. Most porn movies sell very few units, and even less when one looks at sales outside the country, which is primarily why you'd even need subtitles. After all, if you're talking about Japanese porn, subtitles won't be a big draw in Japan because nearly everyone buying there doesn't need subtitles. It might only be a draw for sales outside the country, which are probably small. Not to say that they don't do it, because I own a few Japanese porn dvds that have subtitles.
Short answer: there are a few porn movies that have subtitles, but most don't because of the economics.
 
N00dlesDaddy
Senior Member

Layla...got me on my knees...
1793 Posts
7/13
Posted - May 8 2014 : 2:24AM
Actually, wouldn't mind it for GGG movies - so I can understand the pre-scene interviews. Not sure it'd be needed for the scenes themselves. I imagine "Nnngghh! Nnngghh!" are pretty much the same in any language and I've kind of worked out the meanings of such choice phrases as "Ooh Yaah, dasch goooood" and "Ich Kommen!!!" for myself.
Whipped Cream
Member

86 Posts
12/10
Posted - May 8 2014 : 2:38AM
You really care for the staged, boring verbal shit John Thompson pours over his actresses? I am german and can tell you he talks the same nonsense for years and his "interview" style shows that he loathes and ridicules the girls as well as the male participants.
N00dlesDaddy
Senior Member

Layla...got me on my knees...
1793 Posts
7/13
Posted - May 8 2014 : 8:30AM
^ And how, as a non-German speaker, am I supposed to know that? OK, I'll take your word for it that I'm not missing much. Figures, if English-speaking pre-scene interviews are anything to go by.
charn
fubar

2880 Posts
12/09
Posted - May 8 2014 : 3:11PM
That could work for scene failures, like What's Up Tigerlily and Mystery Science Theater 3000. If they've shot something they can't sell as regular porn, they can add some jokes, messages to viewers, etc.
N00dlesDaddy
Senior Member

Layla...got me on my knees...
1793 Posts
7/13
Posted - May 8 2014 : 3:57PM
I always enjoyed the captions and 'thought bubbles' that pop up in Max Hardcore scenes, usually when he's talking to a girl. Funny as fuck.
MorganKane
Senior Member

6037 Posts
10/10
Posted - May 8 2014 : 4:48PM
Subtitles would do wonders for euro porn.
Mortecai
Member

i believe i can fly with my flying fuck
27 Posts
5/14
Posted - May 9 2014 : 6:54PM
i totally agree with you..the ones with subs have a different feeling a great feeling indeed...i hope directors see this post and make more subed porn!
DarkDeveloper
Member

57 Posts
6/10
Posted - May 10 2014 : 3:58PM
If they ever make a porn parody of the Mel Gibson directed movie 'Apocalypto'... you might be in luck... ;-)



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