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Solomace
Member

England
15 Posts
4/07
Posted - Jan 7 2008 : 3:47PM
Hi all,
Her in doors in flying all the way to Las Vegas for a wedding this weekend and while the cats away the mice will play (with the remote that is).
I have spoken to my buds and on Saturday night we will be going rounds Leeds (U.K.) to the various adult dance clubs for some special one on one action but to get the motor revving, I need to know what should I spend my Friday Night and (hopefully) Saturday morning watching.
I have a vast collections and can choose to go -
1. Classic. Seka VS Traci Lords VS Aunt Peg or a compilation of them all (Victoria Paris bobbing her head in for a few shots too)
2. Any of my M.I.L.F. stuff. Gotta love Devon Lee and Cheyenne Hunter.
3. My old faithful Ben Dover's. These girls always look like girls you can meet in the local pub (hmmmmm Cellulite. I love it)
4. Anything with Sophie Dee in. GRRRRRRRRR
5. Forget all the above and watch Dallas?
Okay so I am a little drunk with excitement as my wife is off but hey, gotta use the time wisely.
Laters all.
axlsfury
Senior Member

1110 Posts
7/04
Posted - Jan 7 2008 : 6:00PM
What to watch? Your credit card bills I presume. The one she's got in her hot little hand! Kidding of course. Go for the MILF titles, can't go wrong.
newveggie07
Member

114 Posts
6/07
Posted - Jan 8 2008 : 8:04PM
MILF titles?!!! Wife's gone...get an escort, pay cash and make a video or your own! Don't forget to wear a mask!
threesomebody
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2491 Posts
12/04
Posted - Jan 8 2008 : 8:52PM
So your wife will be in Vegas for the Adult Entertainment Expo and you are wondering what you will do? Spend your time thinking about what she is REALLY doing, that's what you should do.
Ejac
Deactivated User

851 Posts
9/04
Posted - Jan 8 2008 : 9:34PM
Get yourself an STD test and go for 5. If anything happens you're covered.
Oh, and if she makes it back make sure you don't slip your dick in until you're sure.
 
Solomace
Member

England
15 Posts
4/07
Posted - Jan 9 2008 : 4:31AM
Great stuff cheers peeps. He's me thinking I will be having a blast whilst the cats away and now you've got me all thinking that she is the one that s gonna be having a blast or be blasted on!!!
Boy do I feel thick!
Anyone know how much spy cameras cost?
Now I gotta add more lap dancers and more films to my list of things to do whilst my saintly wife and her friends go to Vegas for some frolics.
Laters.
Edited by - Solomace on 1/9/2008 4:34:02 AM
LubeNLuv
Senior Member

1854 Posts
3/06
Posted - Jan 9 2008 : 3:53PM
LOL, I read the title of this post and thought the EXACT same thing that 3SB did as well.
If I were you, the thing I'd watch most is your joint checking, savings and credit card accounts.
That, and when she returns, have her take off her wedding ring and inspect her ring finger. There damn well better be a tanline there or else! :-)
Edited by - lubenluv on 1/9/2008 3:54:15 PM
eyeballs a bleeding
Deactivated Again

181 Posts
9/07
Posted - Jan 9 2008 : 5:16PM
Yup, sounds like she is going to the AEE to talk with producers about becoming a star.
Solomace
Member

England
15 Posts
4/07
Posted - Jan 10 2008 : 1:29AM
Do they do a series called "fat married women who don't give you any loving anymore since they had 2 kids and now prefer a nice drink of tea"? If so then yup she is off to Vegas to become a star!
She better not read this or my ass is grass.
Everett
Senior Member

2088 Posts
6/05
Posted - Jan 10 2008 : 11:20AM
you're in England and she's going to Vegas. Would you have been a little more 'suspicious' if she and her friends were going to Spain?[:P)]
eyeballs a bleeding
Deactivated Again

181 Posts
9/07
Posted - Jan 10 2008 : 12:19PM
Well, so of the low rent companies would be interested in her for a Fat MILF line.
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