I spent an inordinate amount of time waiting for pills to kick in and creating a sexy questionnaire for you charming people to fill out, and this site LOST IT!
It was so sexy!
What a waste of my talents... I was so looking forward to your responses. It was really clever, my questionnaire.
Anyway, I'll ramble on about something else because I'm not tired. I have started a new diet. It's the Dukan diet. I get nothing but lean protein for four days. I have lost all semblance of sexual desire after consuming nothing but meat the past three days. It's insanity. I'm usually feeling like a tart by this time of the month. I never knew there would be a relationship between meat and sex drive. You'd think the meat would make me lustier, but no. It's interesting also because there's a school of thought, somewhat related to vegetarianism, that says eating meat makes people war-faring. I always put war and sex into the same category, so that's a revelation for me. And don't men eat a lot of meat? Why can't the meat give me a big lady-boner? That's not fair.

I can't get no satisfaction. Has meat ever done this to anyone else? When I say meat, I mean NOTHING but meat. And a little bit of oat bran in fat free greek yogurt.