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sonic
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Posted - Apr 30 2000 : 3:39PM
: I happen to think that I have the biggest schwartz in the galaxy! But woman of ADT..whose cousin's sister's uncle's father's nephew's male big penis you admire on screen? I take that back! When watching porno and the men who are hung..which penis makes you go "mmmm" on screen? Peter's? Vince? <small>sonic?</small> Ron Jeremy? OR ME...Dark Helmet!
Vespa: "Oooh Oh oh Oh..your helmet..it's so big!"

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Posted - Apr 30 2000 : 5:08PM
it's not all about size - we can't forget shape here. it's hard to remember which dick goes with which guy, since they seem to always keep the guy's face off-camera (so he becomes no more than a penis.)
some guy named Dante in North Pole 6 has one heck of a dick - but it wasn't hard the whole time
mr marcus ain't too shabby and peter north has a great member as well.
i'll have to take a little venture through my memory to find more great dicks of porn.
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Posted - May 1 2000 : 11:43AM
I can't really comment on this,
but I do think that after some time I was indeed able to identify the penises on screen
Eric Price, for instance, has this strange mix of colours, has anyone ever noticed that?
The proximal half is dark-skinned (a tan? )
and the other half much whiter. I wonder how he did that.. I can't really imagine him having a bit of a sunbath while all the time exposing HALF of his dick?
We also have John Decker who has a very tiny 'cone' at the tip.
Strange, the things you learn by watching porn, though I doubt I'll ever be included in the Guinness book of records.. ;-)
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Posted - May 1 2000 : 11:49AM
holy moly i forgot to mention the king of all dicks:
John Holmes
watching john holmes in action is akin to watching someone tame a deadly snake.
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Posted - May 1 2000 : 12:11PM
The best part about John Holmes was to watch him go from "shrinkage" to full glory. The first time I saw a movie with him in it, the girl pulled off his underwear and he had this little 3 inch thing. I thought what's the big deal with this guy??? After a few minutes of this girl workin' it... I saw what the BIG deal was! It was so big, he couldn't get it fully hard. Then to my amazement... he stuck that 'leg' in her butt!
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Posted - May 1 2000 : 12:51PM
i would kill (well maybe not kill) for more dvds like eruption where almost every scene involves john holmes. apparently holmes made fun of his own acting abilities. but i thought he was great in eruption.
i'm not interested in the legends of porn type compilations cause then you only see the sex scenes. i want another holmes-centric movie dammit!
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Posted - May 1 2000 : 8:55PM
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