Do pussy farts count? There are a couple of funny moments in the blooper reel from My Plaything: Stacy Valentine.
I think I've made this recommendation before, but Jade Marcela's scene in Ass Worship pretty much breaks me up every time. Of course, that's farting on purpose...
Poor Turkey running for her life with Christmas Hat 3713 Posts 9/01
Posted - Feb 25 2003 : 10:09AM
Somehow this title conjures up this weird image in my mind: During anal sex, the gal accidentally farts a big one and this results in the guy's balls being pumped up like a soccer ball with a long tube like handpump . The balls get bigger and bigger until it is about to explode -- really weird image.
This subject of women farting always makes me wonder about something else. When a girl farts during her scene, how embarrasing must that be?? I wonder, does she just go on doing her scene like all is good, or is the mood ruined for the rest of the scene? One of porns little mysteries!
Are you looking for a true ass ripped fart or is queefing more up your alley?
The reason I ask is that the accidental puss fart is more common. I have never seen a slip of the ass toot in porn.
Check out Angelina Smiths' scene in I Swallow 12; while she is getting fucked from behind she starts queefing uncontrollably. Rodney Moore notes that her pussy sounds like a pig oinking.
Farts and queefs are the kind of sounds I usually cut out of the soundtrack. Might be a turn on for some folks, but usually distraction to the mood of the scene.
To further this intellectual conversation; I would HIGHLY reccomend checking out Amber the Lesbian Queefer. What a great title; every time she beefs a really good vagina burp, a little animated green troll comes out with a queefo meter to rate the toot. Then she controls the sounds with her labia and plays songs.
But I too would like to witness a mistaken sift of sound from the bottom mound. For instance, Ass Worship has some great Jade Marcella fart action from her ass. I say to all directors, leave it in. That stuff makes the movie that much more enjoyable. Or at least put it in the special features; I would like this MUCH more than the typical interview with a starlett.
MEMO TO ELEGANT ANGEL- New title idea, 'Let Her Rip.'
I was watching this Initiations episode and there was some Australian girl getting the Initiation treatment, and, apparently, she was very susceptible to queefing so the Initiators kept doing it so much that she yelled "Stop it! I hate that!" The men were laughing, and I was laughing.
IAFD, supporters of beastiality. Just say no. 7564 Posts 11/02
Posted - Feb 28 2003 : 1:52AM
I think that the film you are talking about is Anabolic Initiations #7 . However, the girl that protested was not Australian Monica Mayhem, but English gal Zoe Young. (It just happened that I saw this flick yesterday. What are the odds of that?)
About women accidentally farting, you should check out a compilation video with bloopers called ... Bloopers (again, what are the odds of that?), released by Video Team in 1994. There is a segment with P.J. Sparxx, that should be of interest to you.
In Straight to the A #3 Julie Silver does tons of A2Ms from the farting butt of Luisa De Marco. Hot scene.
Nikki Grand in Booty Duty 5 after getting analed by Sean Michaels when she's blowing him and she shifts position. She says "oops, excuse me". It's kinda cute.
Miss Arroyo farts repeatedly on purpose in the outtakes of a scene. I think it's from Un-Natural Sex #6. She's real proud of herself and everyone's laughing. Too bad she's a dog.
Best Vag farts? Cover girl Tiffany in XXX Road Trip 2. She gets analled in pile driver and her pussy squelches like a deflating balloon on every thrust.
It happens in Top Wet Girls 10 from Christoph Clark Scene 2-Aliz & Norah Swan After more fast and furious pounding my fave sight once again and with Aliz looking into the camera she tongue fucks Norah,i could watch that all day long and with that both girls sit up and did i just hear Norah's ass "farting" as she sat upright,maybe it was saying goodbye to us lol and with that those two sexy babes share a kiss to end the scene.
I am asking for an ass fart not quef (due to anal sex or toys) I am asking for an ass farting because the woman in the scene needs to fart ,needs to rip one accidentally or intended something like Dana Dearmond fart in Belladonna girl train in the last of the scene Edited by - danalove on 11/9/2011 5:03:10 PM
He didn't say it was in the scene, he said it was in the outtakes. So you need to find the outtakes. You need to find the outtakes. Find the outtakes. Outtakes.
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Posted - Nov 9 2011 : 11:35PM
Sarah Vandella in Pole Position 9.
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Dispo Deactivated User
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Posted - Nov 10 2011 : 3:57AM
I've got some good suggestions for you, danalove, and anyone else who wants to see some scenes where the girls fart. If you like farting girls, there's a few great scenes I can recommend: First, find out who the new anal girl "Hotkinkyjo" is, and watch anything you can find of her. Especially her scene in the recent movie "Gape Lovers 7", which is the first scene in that movie. It's a mainstream anal porn release, and the entire scene is her and another girl farting, while holding a microphone and making "butt music" as they both say in the scene. If you want farts, watch that scene. Also, the hot new anal girl Holly Michaels farts a few times in the new movie "Big Anal Booties". Another new anal girl, Kara Price, farts a few times towards the end of her scene in the recent movie "Anal Casting Calls". Also, check out the website Sineplex/Evilutionplex. They have a wide range of DVD's and scenes with very hot Russian girls, where the girls fart loudly during anal, and during milk/cream enema scenes. Here are 3 specific Sineplex scenes you should check out, if you want farting: 1. Sasha Rose, scene 1 in "Double Anal Teen Creampies". I assure you THIS one will deliver the farts, and satisfy the fetish. Sasha Rose is an amazingly hot Russian teen and she does anal, double anal, and farts constantly throughout the entire scene. HIGHLY recommended. 2. Henessy, in Kreme 2, Scene 2. Constant farting and anal from Henessy and another hot girl, for over 1 hour. Check out the rest of the "Kreme" series also, and other scenes that Henessy did for Sineplex, like "Kreme On My Black Dick", scene 2, for more farting. 3. Lioness, in Milk Junkies 7, scene 1. Two amazingly hot Russian women doing anal and ripping farts for about 1 hour. HIGHLY recommended. Also, check out another scene from the same site with Lioness and Jessie Brown for the same thing, but I don't know the name of this scene. Also, check out this site: milkenema.com. It's a new site with the milk/cream and farting fetish, with a lot of popular anal girls appearing on it. Check out the Jada Stevens scene, the Jynx Maze scene, the Kara Price scene, and the Jennifer White scene. All of them do great farts in their scenes. Finally, check out this thread I made awhile ago, that lists a bunch of movies you can find that has girls that fart during anal: https://forum.adultdvdtalk.com/forum/topic.dlt/whichpage=1/topic_id=151631/forum_id=1/cat_id=1/151631.htm Look at my first post in that thread. Some of the scenes I mentioned in this post, and other stuff in that post I didn't mention here. Check it out. So, if you want to see some hot girls farting during anal scenes, check out all of the above. Enjoy.
Everyone, no matter how refined, had a stash of porn. 175 Posts 9/11
Posted - Nov 10 2011 : 7:50AM
In "New Whores #6" Bree Olson lets a major one go in the behind the scenes. As she is getting it in the ass she tells the guy she has to fart which she does and starts laughing while the cameraguy tells her that must have been a record. There was something so damn hot about that scene I can't quite explain it.
haha this is silly. i didnt accidentally fart. there was air in my ass from fucking and gaping it and i purposely expelled it in belladonna's face. it would be more accurately named an "anal queef"
Both dana dearmond and lexi love seem to actually like farting. (I like it too) Kristina Rose did some farting in a scene for anythingbutt. Uh...lets see..mostly anal cream pie scenes will have the girls farting. edit: I almost forgot. Lana Blond did some farting in winking 101 5. Edited by - Jedi Master Bates on 11/10/2011 6:01:41 PM Oh yeah, another one. I think Lioness farts in practically EVERY anal scene she's in. In one of the milk junkies movies she's going to town with it and is apparently amused when she farts a ton of whip cream out onto other people's faces. She has a wonderful behind. Edited by - Jedi Master Bates on 11/10/2011 6:15:42 PM
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Posted - Nov 10 2011 : 6:13PM
Oh we understand about the air just being pushed out, but.....we like calling it farting. Keep it up.
You guys are retarded. ROTFLMFAO. No one is farting. lol. It's just we put such big things in our butts and the positions we're in so the camera can see it, air gets up there. Aaahhhaaaa haaaaa haaaa. No matter how old ya'll get.. most of you are all just little boys on the playground still trying to figure shit out. FYI the stork doesn't bring babies and Santa isn't real.
We get it, really. Reference the post right before yours. What else are we going to call it? Also, if you look at your post carefully, when you're not under the influence, or maybe when you yourself get older and start to figure things out, you'll see that your tone and attitude is not exactly different then the mentality you are trying to attack (incorrectly by the way), in the same post. Let me know if that sentence was too complicated and I'll break it down point by point for you.
Sounds like something you would order at a swanky restaurant lol. Waiter: "May i take your order Sir" stinkfist: "Mmm the anal queef sounds intriguing,i will have that please thank you" Waiter: (hushed tones) "Would you like the Managers special Sir" stinkfist: "Yes please,and can i have a bottle of bud to wash it down with" Waiter: "How would you like your anal queef Sir,medium rare,rare or well done" stinkfist: "Reddish pink in the middle and full of juicy flavour" Waiter: (cocks leg) "pfffffffffffffffttttttttttttt" Waiter: "Sir,you appear to have turned blue and are causing me concern" Waiter: "Who needs eyebrows anyway"
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Posted - Nov 16 2011 : 10:19PM
I think Kristina AND "jeuronymous" are right. I think Kristina DEFINITELY has a point because most of y'all don't really have a clue how silly/stupid you really look saying the shit you're saying (like the discussions about Male talent for One). I also think she's right again because ALOT of y'all have acted like you've never smelt a pussy before. Like I get the "fetish" thing, I have a few myself :-) but really tho, MOST of tha shit y'all say is outtathisworld! lol (i never say that). And then again "jeuronymous" is right because it's like "Really son, how tha fuck is Kristina Rose your favorite porno star? lol". I've seen her say some dumb shit too but in her defense you guys be startin that shit. I think he's right again because she should know better than to come on an internet forum full of loners trying to tell tha truth about Females & Sex. I hate sadiddy bitches too so Kristina should be aware of how sex workers AND whores fuck with men's minds. Edited by - HollywoodBilderbergGroup on 11/16/2011 10:21:13 PM
anyways, I'll say it again. Some of us are well aware that it's not just the girls ripping ass and that after gaping there's all kinds of air in there. It doesn't matter, some of us like it. We say "farting" because i dunno, it's a guy thing I guess. When you're into the ass of a woman, you're turned on by all the little noises it makes.
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Posted - Nov 23 2011 : 1:59AM
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All truth is parallel; All truth is untrue 768 Posts 10/11
Posted - Nov 23 2011 : 2:59AM
Anyone know of any good pussy farting scenes? I'm very turned on when a girl is queefing.
I have nothing relevant to add, just think it's funny that of all old threads, this, an (almost) 8 year old thread was revived, and I posted in it. Well, the fact that I posted is not a shock, but the thread itself is. Now to something slightly relevant: FARTING is fun.