Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04 Posted - Jul 6 2006 : 8:37AM I've always wanted to see two wacky girls get together for a mutual anal scene and have one girl next to the other's gape, talking to the gape like it was a pet budgie or something. You don't get wacky stuff in porn like this, and hell, I don't expect everyone or in fact manyone to share my sense of humour, but what would be better than the seeing the comedic side of ass-gaping? Now, with women skilled at ass-winking like never before, we have an opportunity for a faux-conversation between ass and face.
[Link] Oral B. Member 349 Posts 4/05 Posted - Jul 9 2006 : 2:20PM
I'm totally down with this idea.[Link] Pagoda Senior Member Thread Killer 1747 Posts 10/05 Posted - Jul 9 2006 : 2:24PM
LOL!I see humor in all gape scenes. This would just add to it.
[Link] Cumwhipper Senior Member 4050 Posts 3/04 Posted - Jul 9 2006 : 2:28PM
Oh this is an AWESOME idea. And "The Gape Whisperer" is a good idea for a title, too!Now I'm gonna have to come up with some titles for this - I've created a similar monster over in the "Crying in Porn" thread
[Link] Cumwhipper Senior Member 4050 Posts 3/04 Posted - Jul 9 2006 : 2:40PM
How about..."Hellooooooo down there!" "Can You Hear Me Now?" "Grand Canyon Conversations" "The Hole Enchilada" - Not a perfect match for the theme, but I couldn't resist listing it! "Talk To The Hole" - for "Talk to the hand" "Blow Smoke Up Her Butt - Literally" "Are You Just Talking Into Your Ass?" - as opposed to "out of your ass" [Link]
Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04 Posted - Jul 9 2006 : 5:55PM
I don't know what has possessed you and Pagoda, but I like it! Who knew you two were so wacky?THE ASS WHISPERER is a porn series I've been waiting for for ages.
[Link] blackdragontea Senior Member 2322 Posts 2/05 Posted - Jul 9 2006 : 6:02PM
Sounds a little too like that uber-disturbing "Talking Asshole" tale in "Naked Lunch." I'd be totally freaked out.Oh hey here's an audio version of the story, read by Frank Zappa:
http://www.kilbot.net/writing/asshole.php
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[Link] CG_Gurl80 Member Sexy Bitches 486 Posts 1/05 Posted - Jul 9 2006 : 6:07PM
Ultrasiet2 wrote:
I don't know what has possessed you and Pagoda, but I like it! Who knew you two were so wacky?
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[Link] Pagoda Senior Member Thread Killer 1747 Posts 10/05 Posted - Jul 9 2006 : 6:24PM
CG_Gurl80 wrote:
Cumwhipper and Pagoda are the hot new item here on ADT. Be afraid, they are even crazier than advertised. [:p)]
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I'm the one that loves you best.P.S. Are those YOUR boobs in your avatar? If so, Cumwhipper's out of luck, 'cause I ain't sharing. Yes, I know you have two of 'em, but I want 'em both.
[Link] CG_Gurl80 Member Sexy Bitches 486 Posts 1/05 Posted - Jul 9 2006 : 6:45PM
Pagoda wrote:
CG_Gurl80 wrote:
Cumwhipper and Pagoda are the hot new item here on ADT. Be afraid, they are even crazier than advertised. [:p)]
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Gurl, wait till you see what Cumwhipper and I have planned for you over on the "Crying in Porn" topic. We're still working out all the kinks, but just remember that
I'm the one that loves you best.
P.S. Are those YOUR boobs in your avatar? If so, Cumwhipper's out of luck, 'cause I ain't sharing. Yes, I know you have two of 'em, but I want 'em both.
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Yes, those are my boobs. No sharing with Cumwhipper? You are such a greedy girl! Now be a good one and come suck the fuck out of them.
[Link] Twizted6 Senior Member Good & Evil is merely a matter of perspective, I perfer to call myself... Determined 1229 Posts 7/05 Posted - Jul 9 2006 : 6:54PM
[:P)]Very, very nice CG!!!!
Please make me your slave. (Unless you would rather be the slave
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[Link] CG_Gurl80 Member Sexy Bitches 486 Posts 1/05 Posted - Jul 9 2006 : 6:57PM
Thanks twizted. How you been sweetie? I see you got the horns out again. Does this mean you're horny?Edited by - cg_gurl80 on 7/9/2006 7:01:37 PM
[Link] CG_Gurl80 Member Sexy Bitches 486 Posts 1/05 Posted - Jul 9 2006 : 7:00PM
Twizted6 wrote:
[:P)]
Very, very nice CG!!!!
Please make me your slave. (Unless you would rather be the slave
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Hmmmm... you did say you would let me fuck you with a strap on and finger you while I sucked your cock right?
[Link] Twizted6 Senior Member Good & Evil is merely a matter of perspective, I perfer to call myself... Determined 1229 Posts 7/05 Posted - Jul 9 2006 : 7:01PM
ANYTHING![Link] Cumwhipper Senior Member 4050 Posts 3/04 Posted - Jul 9 2006 : 7:44PM
CG_Gurl80 wrote:
Cumwhipper and Pagoda are the hot new item here on ADT. Be afraid, they are even crazier than advertised.
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john thomas Deactivated User 1168 Posts 6/06 Posted - Jul 9 2006 : 7:50PM
Well Ultrasiet2 (inspired by Oral B) has already come up with the best possible title in "The Ass Whisperer" but still I can't resist making a few suggestions of my own:"The Conversanalist"
[Link] Pagoda Senior Member Thread Killer 1747 Posts 10/05 Posted - Jul 9 2006 : 8:06PM
john thomas wrote:
"Rectal Recitals"
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[Link] Pagoda Senior Member Thread Killer 1747 Posts 10/05 Posted - Jul 9 2006 : 8:07PM
Cumwhipper wrote:
... fear not, for this in no way diminishes the ardor that burns deep in my loins for you.
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[Link] CG_Gurl80 Member Sexy Bitches 486 Posts 1/05 Posted - Jul 9 2006 : 8:20PM
Cumwhipper wrote:
CG_Gurl80 wrote:
Cumwhipper and Pagoda are the hot new item here on ADT. Be afraid, they are even crazier than advertised.
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CG_Gurl, my love for you knows no bounds. While I may have passing flirtations with the occasional Pagoda, Cursive or Loraine, and perhaps even entertain fantasies of incorporating such other beauties in our lovemaking, fear not, for this in no way diminishes the ardor that burns deep in my loins for you. You are my porn-soulmate, my raison d'être, my sun and my moon, my alpha and my omega, and my sex goddess.
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So, are you a true romantic my dear Cumwhipper? Or does the real you lie in waiting in other threads with grandiose visions of lewd conduct in mind?
[Link] Cumwhipper Senior Member 4050 Posts 3/04 Posted - Jul 9 2006 : 8:29PM
CG_Gurl80 wrote:
Cumwhipper wrote:
CG_Gurl, my love for you knows no bounds. While I may have passing flirtations with the occasional Pagoda, Cursive or Loraine, and perhaps even entertain fantasies of incorporating such other beauties in our lovemaking, fear not, for this in no way diminishes the ardor that burns deep in my loins for you. You are my porn-soulmate, my raison d'être, my sun and my moon, my alpha and my omega, and my sex goddess.
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Just when I thought you'd turned dark on me, you go and say this.
So, are you a true romantic my dear Cumwhipper? Or does the real you lie in waiting in other threads with grandiose visions of lewd conduct in mind?
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I need a woman who truly understands my need to watch "Throat Gaggers", and will even enjoy watching it with me as a prelude to some really raunchy, down-and-dirty sex.
Yet, I also need a woman who can appreciate the finer points of pinots, wants to travel with me to exotic lands to witness total solar eclipses, and can laugh with me while we watch Clerks for the 20th time.
[Link] Hardware All-Star Member Your other left 14595 Posts 3/02 Posted - Jul 9 2006 : 8:45PM
Get a room, you two, or three, as the case may be. Preferably in the thread I just moved. [Link] CG_Gurl80 Member Sexy Bitches 486 Posts 1/05 Posted - Jul 9 2006 : 9:00PM
Cumwhipper wrote:
I am both dark and light, CG_Gurl. I refuse to be labeled or pigeonholed. While I enjoy candlelit dinners, long walks on the beach, and dancing in the moonlight, my darker side will not be denied!
I need a woman who truly understands my need to watch "Throat Gaggers", and will even enjoy watching it with me as a prelude to some really raunchy, down-and-dirty sex.
Yet, I also need a woman who can appreciate the finer points of pinots, wants to travel with me to exotic lands to witness total solar eclipses, and can laugh with me while we watch Clerks for the 20th time.
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I don't know how many chicks will actually watch "Throat Gaggers" with you but I'm sure Pagoda and I would fit the bill. Even better if you can get her to deep throat you while she cries into my ass.
[Link] Pagoda Senior Member Thread Killer 1747 Posts 10/05 Posted - Jul 9 2006 : 9:06PM
CG_Gurl80 wrote:
I don't know how many chicks will actually watch "Throat Gaggers" with you but I'm sure Pagoda and I would fit the bill.
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[Link] Cumwhipper Senior Member 4050 Posts 3/04 Posted - Jul 9 2006 : 9:15PM
CG_Gurl80 wrote:
Is this your personals ad Cumwhipper?
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And now, back to reality...
[Link] Hardware All-Star Member Your other left 14595 Posts 3/02 Posted - Jul 9 2006 : 9:48PM
mod note: Since we've already got a CG_Gurl, Pagoda and Cumwhipper party thread in WN&N, I'm locking this one. Edited by - hardware on 7/9/2006 9:49:17 PM
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