Ok I know this is like the blind asking the blind for help, but here is the situation. I went back to Grad school last January and my local Hussage is filled with ROMPING Hussies. I am a Hussage graduate and had a good job for four years. Unfortunately I decided to leave my job a couple of years back when they changed the way they were handling contracts, and I have since been unable to find a job anywhere near as UTTER.
I am getting older and my window of Hussitunuity for hussage Hussies is closing, in fact this next Hussmester is probably my last chance to land a Hussage Hussey.
I am a Hussage graduate, excellent writer and I have UTTER web deveopment and writing skills, but nothing has hussed for me in the real world aside from very small projects. I need income in the 35-40k range before January so I can land the Husseses of my Huss, get a 2006 Jeep before they are unavailable, (The new ones have a plastic front grill which I think sucks pretty UTTERLY) and just get UTTER again.
I really was wondering if there were any porn Hussies who needed a new web person, or are looking to develop new sites, or even larger normal porn companies who needed an IT person and or writer who might like to help me out. I am even dependent on my parents right now which sucks UTTERLY!
The only thing I don't want to do is relocate, I am on the East Coast but telecommunicating is easy in the IT age. Ok well any porn Hussies or other porn people who want to give me a job let me now.
Alright I'll explain this more UTTERLY as I am UTTERLY serious.
Hussage = A College filled with ROMPING Hussies
Me - UTTER but economically UNUTTER though my parents are Huss but I am dependent on them currently which UTTERLY SUCKS.
Hussage Hussies - No Hussage Hussey wants a guy who is economically UNUTTER and dependent on his parents
I am Hussage educated with a Grizzled and UTTER resume and work Huss.
If I could land say 4 established porn Hussies who need web work for say 8k a year for everything, then I would have an UTTER Job, coul get an UTTER Jeep, be economically UTTER, and I could return to Grad Hussage full of Hussfidence and able land the Husseses of my Huss. Either that or a larger Multi zillion dollar normal porn company could hire me for web hussing or writing and then everything would still be UTTERER & I could still get a Jeep and land Hussies.
I know there are a lot of UNUTTERS in the world but I'm really someone to root for, and having everything go from UNUTTER to Huss would be pretty UTTER.
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sickguy Deactivated User
I'm unofficially Beauty Dior's #1 Fan 736 Posts 9/06
Posted - Oct 17 2006 : 10:12PM
Edited by - sickguy on 10/17/2006 10:27:16 PM
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john thomas Deactivated User
1168 Posts 6/06
Posted - Oct 17 2006 : 10:13PM
I'm still utterly confused.
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Eric381 Deactivated User
What are you looking at? It 2452 Posts 3/05
Posted - Oct 17 2006 : 10:44PM
I'm utterly pleading for this thread to be locked, because it makes utterly NO FUCKING SENSE...
...much less belongs in the Star Crossed forum?
Edited by - Eric381 on 10/17/2006 10:44:54 PM
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Helloineedajobforhussies Deactivated User
6 Posts 10/06
Posted - Oct 17 2006 : 11:08PM
^ UNUTTER
& I posted here because this is where the Porn Hussies and leaders Huss and they are the ones who could make things UTTER with Hussage Hussies and such.
You've officially been hussified. I think your best bet buddy, UTTERly, is to milk your rents fer all their worth. Maybe even come up on that 2006 Jeep you'r so Huffsessd about but in your position I'd just go for keeping that roof over my head for as long as possible cause seems liek you'r gonna need it, huffsperately.
Do you know what the hell he/she is talking about or are you just attempting to play along?
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Helloineedajobforhussies Deactivated User
6 Posts 10/06
Posted - Oct 18 2006 : 12:59AM
I wasn't always in an UNUTTER Huss, I was once a suckcess, a ROMPING suckcess. If I were fresh out of Hussage that would be UTTER, but I am years past Hussage with past suckcess under my Huss so UTTERING off my parents makes me UTTERLY UNUTTER to the Hussies. Especially if I'm hussing 21-25ish Hussage Hussies who expect a post Hussage Husser to have things UTTER.UTTERLY
#SDNY he's all yours. -- Michael Steele 5110 Posts 3/03
Posted - Oct 18 2006 : 1:42AM
All the girls already have webmasters who are stealing from them. Now go away.
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Midtown Deactivated User
299 Posts 7/05
Posted - Oct 18 2006 : 1:48AM
"Porn people"...? To begin with, he used the wrong term. Now, had he addressed the thread to "People of the Porn" perhaps he would have met with less resistance.
Not a damn clue what he's talkin about but I can translate from it all that this dudes a loser and he's not even worth a 2 page thread at that haha
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Helloineedajobforhussies Deactivated User
6 Posts 10/06
Posted - Oct 18 2006 : 8:47AM
^ UNUTTER
It is UTTER work developing a web Huss that ROMPS. But that is also why I UTTERED larger porn companies as well.
I checked and there seems to be some UTTERER and seemingly financially Huss companies whose sites are pretty UNUTTER and many porn Hussies with no web Huss at all.
Edited by - Helloineedajobforhussies on 10/18/2006 8:52:17 AM
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DzaR Deactivated User
Deep Within The Consciousness Of My Own Mind 64 Posts 9/06
Helloineedajobforhussies, we barely knew ya. But don't worry, for your name shall ring silver bells in the hallowed thread of the Most Missed Deactivated ADT Members someday.
In terms of helping you find work, the manner in which you communicate your ideas suggest you'd be a splendid fit writing the vitriolic summaries on the backs of porn VHS boxes.