Guys w/ 2 penises?
*lunacy scratches her head*
Zippity Doo Da..Zippity Aye...la lala la laaaaa
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| joeblow69 Member  946 Posts 2/00 |  Posted - Nov 30 2000 : 5:40PMIn the back of one of the many porno mags I get each month is one of those ads filled with all sorts of porno movies you can buy for 9.95. You know the kind, they have flicks that range from gay, straight, tranny, hermaphidite, etc... Well, one of the little pictures they have is for a 4 hour movie all about the world's hugest pussy, and they even show a picture of this monstrosity! It truly is gigantic! Has anyone seen this thing? I'm not expert on pussy, so I'm not sure what to make of it. Is it real? Or is it like those pictures you see of the guys with 2 dicks? A Lee Press-on-Pussy maybe? [Link] |
| -lunacy- Senior Member 1081 Posts 4/00 | Posted - Nov 30 2000 : 9:03PM Guys w/ 2 penises? *lunacy scratches her head* Zippity Doo Da..Zippity Aye...la lala la laaaaa [Link] |
| JoeBobBriggs Member Somewhere between here and there... 89 Posts 11/99 | Posted - Dec 3 2000 : 3:20PM
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| JoeBobBriggs Member Somewhere between here and there... 89 Posts 11/99 | Posted - Dec 3 2000 : 3:24PM I mean, obviously me am a man of smarts, and me have good grammar skills....obviously! Signed, [Link] |
| Robosledge Member Watching Porn 33 Posts 9/00 | Posted - Dec 4 2000 : 11:35AM I used to have sex all night. Now it takes me all night to have sex. [Link] |
| Drew Black broken crankshaft 8011 Posts 9/99 | Posted - Dec 4 2000 : 3:50PM [Link] |
| -lunacy- Senior Member 1081 Posts 4/00 | Posted - Dec 4 2000 : 5:38PM That really was hilarioius, looked like a moose. I have searched high and low and can't seem to locate it...Rippy wasn't that you? Zippity Doo Da..Zippity Aye...la lala la laaaaa [Link] |
| dumblonde Senior Member 2352 Posts 7/00 | Posted - Dec 10 2000 : 8:49PM JoeBob - I still don't get it! DB [Link] |
| joeblow69 Member 946 Posts 2/00 | Posted - Dec 11 2000 : 1:53PM Oh well, maybe someone else will spot this in one of their ads and scan it. -JoeBlow69 [Link] |
| sonic Deactivated User 1178 Posts 12/99 | Posted - Dec 11 2000 : 2:06PM MMMmmmm..beefy! -Dick Foley [Link] |
| Janitor Retired Porno movies, sexy videos, xxx. Adult DVD Talk at your service. 6409 Posts 11/99 | Posted - Dec 11 2000 : 6:56PM
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| sonic Deactivated User 1178 Posts 12/99 | Posted - Dec 11 2000 : 7:18PM YO!!! YOU...GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!!!!! OH MY GOD MAN!!!!!!!! *fainted* [Link] |
| tarheel Member 37 Posts 10/00 | Posted - Dec 11 2000 : 8:24PM [Link] |
| Drew Black broken crankshaft 8011 Posts 9/99 | Posted - Dec 11 2000 : 10:09PM [Link] |
| sonic Deactivated User 1178 Posts 12/99 | Posted - Dec 11 2000 : 10:11PM -sonic [Link] |
| -lunacy- Senior Member 1081 Posts 4/00 | Posted - Dec 11 2000 : 10:28PM I am dumbfounded! Can that possibly be for real?! That is insane! And she's a pretty girl, who would guess she was hiding a monster under her skirt!
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| dumblonde Senior Member 2352 Posts 7/00 | Posted - Dec 11 2000 : 10:53PM Upon closer inspection, something looks, er..fishy. The upper & lower parts don't quite match. Although the dildo that Candy Apples does is about that big, although she has 2 medical people standing by. In fact, the first pussy could be hers, post 750 man gangbang. [Link] |
| sonic Deactivated User 1178 Posts 12/99 | Posted - Dec 11 2000 : 11:03PM What a pussy! Is there more pics of her? A flick? A website? Help..I'm curious! -sonic (For the first time...my dik is in fear!) [Link] |
| Evil_Rip Senior Member Power overwhelming 1117 Posts 12/99 | Posted - Dec 11 2000 : 11:31PM You can see distortion of the image where the head is. Also if a mans head were to fit in there her hip area would be more expanded. Look at the blurring that is in the image especially her right leg. (Left side of the image for the Mirror-challenged) Then notice the mans right hand. The shadows of the image are incorrect. If you look at the contours of the chair then his index finger should produce a cast shadow. So you other digital artists out there anything I miss in this fake? [Link] |
| sonic Deactivated User 1178 Posts 12/99 | Posted - Dec 12 2000 : 12:26AM Her legs look plastic..too much gloss. Goodnight bye the way people! Damn late. ZZZZzzzzzz [Link] |
| 2dvd Senior Member Trading DVDs 1447 Posts 12/00 | Posted - Dec 12 2000 : 2:35PM [Link] |
| JoeBobBriggs Member Somewhere between here and there... 89 Posts 11/99 | Posted - Dec 13 2000 : 8:17PM A guy heard this gal had the biggest pussy in the world, so he asked her out on a date. Sure enough, he got lucky and she invited him to "spend the night". They got naked and hopped in bed, and she threw her heels towards the ceiling and said "hope on cowboy!". Well that's all he needed to hear! He yanked his clothes off and jumped on. And wouldn't you know it! She really did have the world's biggest pussy. He was sliding all over the place, he figured it must be some kind of a hoax and asked "what the hell is up with your pussy???". She said she had always heard from her prior lovers that she had a big pussy, but had no idea what caused it! He asked her for a flashlight, so he could peer in "there" and take a look around. She got him a flashlight, and he pointed it at her bush. It was amazing! He said "pull your pussy lips back so I can take a real good look at this thing". She said "ok". What he saw scared the life out of him. Her pussy lips parted and he saw a huge cavern in front of him. "Ohmygawd", he thought, "I should have brought my spelunking gear with me!!" He leaned closer into the hole, and soon he had the flashlight and most of his forearm up her snatch. "How deep is this thing?" he wondered. Soon he had his entire head in her box. Next thing you know he had stepped in and was completely inside her box. "Good God, a man could get lost in here!!!" he said out loud. "Damn right one could, I've been in here since last Friday night" a voice from behind him said, scaring the shit out of him and making him drop his flashlight. "Who..who are you?" "My name's JoeBob, I've been wandering in here for a week, I cant find my way out". "Unbelievable!! But don't worry, I just walked in here and the way out is just over this direction". "Help me find my flashlight and we'll get out of here". ..and I told him, "Hell with your flashlight, help me find my keys and we'll drive out of here...". [Link] |
| dumblonde Senior Member 2352 Posts 7/00 | Posted - Dec 13 2000 : 9:39PM No, JoeBob, I never heard that one... Thanks for that image!! DB [Link] |
| spesedy Member Germany 238 Posts 8/00 | Posted - Dec 17 2000 : 8:38AM On the other hand, for all you people who were suddenly very disappointed :) : A while ago I found a film that contained that stuff, and it looked very real. I didn't watch it, but there were some pics on the boxcover which quite obviously were real. [Link] |
| JiGGY Member 70 Posts 10/00 | Posted - Dec 17 2000 : 3:05PM [Link] |
| Reason Member 135 Posts 1/00 | Posted - Dec 17 2000 : 9:40PM [Link] |
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