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PornoRules
New Member

2 Posts
9/07
Posted - Nov 15 2007 : 9:19PM
Scratch and Sniff dvd cover:
Link goes to AVN:
[link removed: No link shorterners]
UGH!
conquistador
Deactivated User

Hellhamster.
2947 Posts
10/03
Posted - Nov 15 2007 : 10:58PM
Breast implants. Worst gimmick ever.
junglew
Senior Member

1042 Posts
12/02
Posted - Nov 16 2007 : 3:33AM
Vivid sceen where a couple is having sex on a "moving" treadmill. Second, Vivid girl having sex on a 2' by 8' schaffol ten feet off the group.
Wayne In Dallas
imak
Adult Film Legend

3345 Posts
2/04
Posted - Nov 16 2007 : 3:55AM
i think the whole satanism crap is the worst gimmick ever
imak
Adult Film Legend

3345 Posts
2/04
Posted - Nov 16 2007 : 3:55AM
wheres joey?
i smell something long and thin
 
chaotic_23
Member

339 Posts
1/06
Posted - Nov 16 2007 : 5:09AM
"Duck-quacking"/gagging. Even more retarded than deliberate gaping, and that's saying a lot.
Burzy72
New Member


2/04
Posted - Nov 16 2007 : 11:04AM
"John Wayne Bobbitt Uncut" & "Frankenpenis" . did we really need to see these?
absynth
Member

absynth makes the heart grow fonder
434 Posts
8/06
Posted - Nov 16 2007 : 11:45AM
Prosthetic penises that are passed off as being real...
johnny brazil
Member

67 Posts
9/07
Posted - Nov 16 2007 : 12:04PM
forced farting pumps
Anime Nut
Senior Member

Too cool for Zuul
1925 Posts
6/06
Posted - Nov 16 2007 : 2:12PM
- Fish-hooks
- Jerk to pop
- Anything involving feces or an octopus
conquistador
Deactivated User

Hellhamster.
2947 Posts
10/03
Posted - Nov 16 2007 : 2:27PM

I completely agree with you.
BigBobxxx
Senior Member

2681 Posts
5/04
Posted - Nov 16 2007 : 2:30PM
The "sideways cumshot" across the face, while the girl is lying down face up, that misses everything.
Clive McClean loved this one.
Big Raider Fan
Member

Ready and willing
133 Posts
8/07
Posted - Nov 16 2007 : 3:17PM
lmao - I have never seen, nor would want to see either
Baggio
Member

451 Posts
7/04
Posted - Nov 16 2007 : 3:25PM
Squirt movies
RandomPrecision
Senior Member

Enjoy!
8175 Posts
3/06
Posted - Nov 16 2007 : 4:18PM
I always get pissed when they make it a point to show very specific acts or positions on the back cover that aren't even in the goddamn movie. Especially if they do it more than once on the same cover.
I used to hate when they used loops. I haven't seen it much at all in many years. But man, talk about something that fucks with your train of thought! You're sitting there happily beating off -
"Wait a sec! Didn't I just see this?"
Fake boobs will make every one of my porn peeve lists.
Naturally, comps suck. Especially when it looks like it would have been a good scene but they cut 90% of it out because it's an oral only comp.
 
solidsnake
Member

Dying To Live
266 Posts
10/07
Posted - Nov 16 2007 : 5:16PM
I remember in the 90's that they had a gimmick, I believe it was Pleasure Productions, to have a pussy cam in a dildo to draw more viewers to girl/girl. Well I guess it worked cause I bought into it. Anyway the cam shots just looked like a neon pink haze, like a bad acid trip. It was like you where cutting to a bad disco room in between two hot chicks doin each other, it was bullshit.
bigfoot
Senior Member

1295 Posts
7/06
Posted - Nov 16 2007 : 6:02PM
Back in the 1980's, one of the hardcore porn magizines (I think it was Cheri or Hustler) ran a contest to win snippets of Rachel Ashley's pubic hair. I remember thinking that I'd hate to be the winner only to find out later that the pubic hair actually belonged to "Bob the Shipping Clerk"

Edited by - bigfoot on 11/16/2007 6:03:16 PM
imak
Adult Film Legend

3345 Posts
2/04
Posted - Nov 16 2007 : 6:11PM
they should do an episode of CSI where some one wins it then plants it at a crime scene as dna evidence
scipio
Senior Member

1901 Posts
2/00
Posted - Nov 16 2007 : 6:15PM
+1
RandomPrecision
Senior Member

Enjoy!
8175 Posts
3/06
Posted - Nov 16 2007 : 6:52PM
I've often thought this could be hot but all of the examples I've seen were just awful. If someone ever gets just the right idea, it could be a nice little niche.
BlackSix All-Star Supporter
All-Star Member

pornography wasn't sex but fantasies of an impossibly hospitable world
12377 Posts
9/07
Posted - Nov 17 2007 : 3:46AM
That quacking shit makes me laugh it is so bloody stupid. I hate it when hot girls like Luscious Lopez do it, takes me right out of the scene.
imak
Adult Film Legend

3345 Posts
2/04
Posted - Nov 17 2007 : 3:57AM
what sucks is as a chick now when you don't know if your supose to be doing it
BlackSix All-Star Supporter
All-Star Member

pornography wasn't sex but fantasies of an impossibly hospitable world
12377 Posts
9/07
Posted - Nov 17 2007 : 4:01AM
Don't, please don't.
There's a scene in Crimes of the Cunt with Heather Gables, which is pretty disturbing overall, where Jake tells her to 'stop making that pig noise!' That made me laugh.
Dude Love
Member

80 Posts
8/07
Posted - Nov 17 2007 : 4:49AM
There was movie back when Jenna J started out called 'Smells like sex' is came with a scratch and sniff card... Gimmick indeed. There wasn't even a scent of pussy on the card! Outrageous!
imak
Adult Film Legend

3345 Posts
2/04
Posted - Nov 17 2007 : 10:54AM
what did the card smell like?
 
Dracula
Member

Women's necks are too damned sexy for me!
756 Posts
3/06
Posted - Nov 17 2007 : 10:58AM
Bait and switch! Some porn flicks advertise a great movie on the box cover, then fall flat on delivery.
BigBobxxx
Senior Member

2681 Posts
5/04
Posted - Nov 17 2007 : 12:54PM
About 25-30 years ago, when the XXX scratch-'n-sniff was first introduced (Club magazine?), I was all excited to try it (being a real pervert).
Instead, it was a cop-out... the sniff was perfume scent
Have they ever gotten this right yet? Of course, even if they did, it would only be chemicals that smelled like the real thing.
RandomPrecision
Senior Member

Enjoy!
8175 Posts
3/06
Posted - Nov 17 2007 : 2:43PM
It'd be pretty hard to hide your porn collection if it smelled like cooter.
Kensington Chapp
Senior Citizen

Mine is the biggest.
610 Posts
7/07
Posted - Nov 17 2007 : 6:15PM

Just crack open a tin of tuna and you've got cooter smell.
As for quacking, is it not the same principal as the facial?
It becomes almost standard issue (due to some reason) even though only a minority of girls can/like to do it right.
Chicks should stick to what they personally enjoy, then their performances would be more genuine and we wouldn't have to witness the "grin-and-bear-it" that accompanies most facials and deep-throating these days.
And if the chick don't enjoy bread & butter porn actions, then they shouldn't be in porn.
threesomebody
Official BlowBang Judge

Would you like my autograph?
2491 Posts
12/04
Posted - Nov 17 2007 : 6:43PM
You're not. Every time I hear a chick on camera doing that, I assume she doesn't know how to suck dick.
imak
Adult Film Legend

3345 Posts
2/04
Posted - Nov 17 2007 : 7:52PM
I mean in person, dudes with little wangs sometimes get sad if you don't, well hell dudes with huge wangs often slide right down (practice n at) and they have seen me in movies hurling all over and they feel...small
Cerebral Jedi
Senior Member

I don't trust men who don't like big tits.
1067 Posts
12/04
Posted - Nov 17 2007 : 9:41PM
Midget Porn
cm37564
Senior Member

1105 Posts
9/05
Posted - Nov 19 2007 : 1:17AM
I'm glad the "spitting into the camera lens" thing didn't catch on too much
loz
Member

UK
134 Posts
1/05
Posted - Nov 19 2007 : 5:34AM
Fake animated cumshots, as seen when I were a young lad in Vitrual Sex with Jenna Jameson. I know it said 'virtual' but I didnt think I was going to get cartoon cum supplied by Walt Disney...
William Hyde
Member

112 Posts
3/06
Posted - Nov 19 2007 : 6:23AM
How did this thread get this far without any mention of JM???... the undisputed KING of awful porn gimmicks.
This is the company that gave us Reverse Bukkake, Anal Full Nelson, OverStuffed, and let's not forget Donkey Punch! I mean ferchrissake, they have a title called "Swirlies" where every girl gets her head shoved in a toilet. I'll admit it's amusing in a playfully misogynistic kinda way... but hardly erotic.
 
Walter Burns
Legendary Quoter

IAFD, supporters of beastiality. Just say no.
7564 Posts
11/02
Posted - Dec 2 2007 : 4:47AM
I don't know if this is a gimmick, or if it is the worst ever, but IMO it sucks pretty bad.
She got hit in the face with a tire iron. At least her ass is still good.






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imak
Adult Film Legend

3345 Posts
2/04
Posted - Dec 2 2007 : 5:21AM
I was all hinting at it last month, but I think this is a poll
backdoorman
Senior Member

Shake for me girl... I wanna be your backdoorman !
2776 Posts
10/07
Posted - Dec 2 2007 : 10:53AM
Donkey punches, looping, and who was that blonde chick that always made that small dog yapping sound as she was getting fucked?
aussie_guy77
Member

121 Posts
4/07
Posted - Dec 4 2007 : 6:25AM
'Bridget the Midget'
absynth
Member

absynth makes the heart grow fonder
434 Posts
8/06
Posted - Dec 4 2007 : 4:50PM
Ha..
"Twigget the Midget takes on Mr. 18."
SeX Z Pictures
Tommy Molina

73 Posts
11/07
Posted - Dec 4 2007 : 4:54PM
Remind me never to date your ex's.
tricia_devereaux
Evil Angel DVD

Patience is a virtue, but who wants to be virtuous?
4283 Posts
4/00
Posted - Dec 4 2007 : 5:03PM
omg - I'm DYING laughing.
BJs are pretty effortless for me (maybe that's why I love them so much?), so a guy had to be pretty big for me to actually gag.
Sometimes though, if a guy was average or smaller, I'd feel kind of bad for him about HOW effortless it was for me.
WhiteBOY
Member

305 Posts
11/06
Posted - Dec 4 2007 : 5:11PM
Girls pretending to be Virgins or claiming screen debut, when having done several titles for various CUMpanies already
Edited by - WhiteBoy on 12/4/2007 5:12:38 PM
SeX Z Pictures
Tommy Molina

73 Posts
11/07
Posted - Dec 4 2007 : 5:18PM
Ramsey
Senior Member

Trina Michaels fan
10332 Posts
10/02
Posted - Dec 4 2007 : 6:19PM
Fake dicks.
CL
Member

108 Posts
8/07
Posted - Dec 5 2007 : 1:07AM
Abominable Black Man.
paddypower
Member

14 Posts
11/07
Posted - Dec 5 2007 : 5:59AM
I hard about this has it been launched??
Is it like product vulva...????



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