Vivid sceen where a couple is having sex on a "moving" treadmill. Second, Vivid girl having sex on a 2' by 8' schaffol ten feet off the group. Wayne In Dallas
I always get pissed when they make it a point to show very specific acts or positions on the back cover that aren't even in the goddamn movie. Especially if they do it more than once on the same cover. I used to hate when they used loops. I haven't seen it much at all in many years. But man, talk about something that fucks with your train of thought! You're sitting there happily beating off - "Wait a sec! Didn't I just see this?" Fake boobs will make every one of my porn peeve lists. Naturally, comps suck. Especially when it looks like it would have been a good scene but they cut 90% of it out because it's an oral only comp.
I remember in the 90's that they had a gimmick, I believe it was Pleasure Productions, to have a pussy cam in a dildo to draw more viewers to girl/girl. Well I guess it worked cause I bought into it. Anyway the cam shots just looked like a neon pink haze, like a bad acid trip. It was like you where cutting to a bad disco room in between two hot chicks doin each other, it was bullshit.
Back in the 1980's, one of the hardcore porn magizines (I think it was Cheri or Hustler) ran a contest to win snippets of Rachel Ashley's pubic hair. I remember thinking that I'd hate to be the winner only to find out later that the pubic hair actually belonged to "Bob the Shipping Clerk" Edited by - bigfoot on 11/16/2007 6:03:16 PM
I've often thought this could be hot but all of the examples I've seen were just awful. If someone ever gets just the right idea, it could be a nice little niche.
pornography wasn't sex but fantasies of an impossibly hospitable world 12377 Posts 9/07
Posted - Nov 17 2007 : 4:01AM
Don't, please don't. There's a scene in Crimes of the Cunt with Heather Gables, which is pretty disturbing overall, where Jake tells her to 'stop making that pig noise!' That made me laugh.
There was movie back when Jenna J started out called 'Smells like sex' is came with a scratch and sniff card... Gimmick indeed. There wasn't even a scent of pussy on the card! Outrageous!
About 25-30 years ago, when the XXX scratch-'n-sniff was first introduced (Club magazine?), I was all excited to try it (being a real pervert). Instead, it was a cop-out... the sniff was perfume scent Have they ever gotten this right yet? Of course, even if they did, it would only be chemicals that smelled like the real thing.
It'd be pretty hard to hide your porn collection if it smelled like cooter.
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Mine is the biggest. 610 Posts 7/07
Posted - Nov 17 2007 : 6:15PM
Just crack open a tin of tuna and you've got cooter smell. As for quacking, is it not the same principal as the facial? It becomes almost standard issue (due to some reason) even though only a minority of girls can/like to do it right. Chicks should stick to what they personally enjoy, then their performances would be more genuine and we wouldn't have to witness the "grin-and-bear-it" that accompanies most facials and deep-throating these days. And if the chick don't enjoy bread & butter porn actions, then they shouldn't be in porn.
I mean in person, dudes with little wangs sometimes get sad if you don't, well hell dudes with huge wangs often slide right down (practice n at) and they have seen me in movies hurling all over and they feel...small
Fake animated cumshots, as seen when I were a young lad in Vitrual Sex with Jenna Jameson. I know it said 'virtual' but I didnt think I was going to get cartoon cum supplied by Walt Disney...
How did this thread get this far without any mention of JM???... the undisputed KING of awful porn gimmicks. This is the company that gave us Reverse Bukkake, Anal Full Nelson, OverStuffed, and let's not forget Donkey Punch! I mean ferchrissake, they have a title called "Swirlies" where every girl gets her head shoved in a toilet. I'll admit it's amusing in a playfully misogynistic kinda way... but hardly erotic.
Isabel_Ice said: “I had temporary amnisia for a few weeks... I forgot I was a Super Slut, and was convinced I was a virgin named Annie. Regardless of my amnisia, Annie turned out to be a horrid little whore, and broke her virginity repeatedly, resulting in me regaining my memory, and also my participation on this board”
Patience is a virtue, but who wants to be virtuous? 4283 Posts 4/00
Posted - Dec 4 2007 : 5:03PM
omg - I'm DYING laughing. BJs are pretty effortless for me (maybe that's why I love them so much?), so a guy had to be pretty big for me to actually gag. Sometimes though, if a guy was average or smaller, I'd feel kind of bad for him about HOW effortless it was for me.
Girls pretending to be Virgins or claiming screen debut, when having done several titles for various CUMpanies already Edited by - WhiteBoy on 12/4/2007 5:12:38 PM