Graham Shaw
Member
Everyone, no matter how refined, had a stash of porn.
18 Posts
1/14
|  Posted - Feb 10 2014 : 9:00AMI know everybody likes different things and the world of porn would be boring if all of it was the same however .... have you bought/ borrowed/ viewed a terrible porn movie. What was it called and who starred in it.  [Link] |
astroknight 
Questionable Moderator
Tastes so good...
4187 Posts
11/99
| Posted - Feb 10 2014 : 9:32AM
MOD NOTE - Although I don't think Graham means it that way as a newer reviewer and person on the site, I see this turning into a major shitstorm very quickly so the axe is hanging over this thread and ready to fall at a moment's notice. Keep the comments VERY on topic and the criticism VERY constructive. If there's anything close to personal attack this thread's done.
“No man’s life, liberty or property is safe while the legislature is in session” - Mark Twain [Link] |
Graham Shaw
Member
Everyone, no matter how refined, had a stash of porn.
18 Posts
1/14
| Posted - Feb 10 2014 : 9:57AM
Dont wanna cause any arguments at all as loving this site. please remove this post i only wanted to get people involved in a discussion not a shit storm.[Link] |
Hardware
All-Star Member
Your other left
14595 Posts
3/02
| Posted - Feb 10 2014 : 10:19AM
This is a surprisingly tough call. One would think something from Rob Black's Extreme Associates would be a shoe in, but I have to give the nod to Patrice Cabanel's completely unwatchable Asiatrik.[Link] |
pat362
Senior Member
10083 Posts
3/10
| Posted - Feb 10 2014 : 10:21AM
I don't know what will happen to this thread but in case it stays open and people are willing to abide by the guidelines astro gave us then let me say that I find that the vast majority of the movies Max Hardcore made from 2000 and onward are some of the worst thing's I have seen. That's saying a lot when you consider that I was a huge Max fan. I still remember some of the movies he did in the 90's and they are some of my favorite of that era.[Link] |
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Brummie
Senior Member
3389 Posts
1/09
| Posted - Feb 10 2014 : 10:26AM
It might be a good idea (or not, it up to Astro or other Mods) to restrict the thread to porn movies which were dodgy in quality, camera work, tech rather than naming specific pornstars which will offend those stars who might use this forum.
I don't know. Just a thought.[Link] |
charn
fubar
2880 Posts
12/09
| Posted - Feb 10 2014 : 5:42PM
Some non-porn movies are treasured for being spectacular failures. There may be similar porn movies. In a straight-to-video industry, there are lots of low budget bits that have been slapped together and shipped or uploaded, but a list of monumental disasters of porn could be a shopping list. Mostly features, since gonzo failures are already covered at efukt.[Link] |
Dragon Sign
Deactivated User
3381 Posts
12/13
| Posted - Feb 11 2014 : 2:02PM
Products that really really suck should IMO not be defined as porn. Call it crap. (Amateurs in shabby places and lame wieners and sad people with no spirit at all and lousy artwork and you get the picture)
Porn is porn, sport is sport, wine is wine. These things shouldn't be fucked with by some untalented wannabes.[Link] |
Hardware
All-Star Member
Your other left
14595 Posts
3/02
| Posted - Feb 11 2014 : 2:08PM
Patrice Cabanel was not an untalented wannabe. While I applaud him for experimenting with the form, the fact remains that Asiatrik did not work and should never have been released. That decision may not have been his to make, though.[Link] |
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Posted - Feb 10 2014 : 9:00AM