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Hooter Castle


Studio: Midnight Mayhem

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Spew
Deactivated User

Bend over for the rod and staff of Jesus!
334 Posts
7/04
Posted - Jul 23 2004 : 8:06PM
HOOTER CASTLE.

Everyone do me a favor, check the boxcover out. Especially the back. Looks good to me. Until I actually got the DVD and ALL the scenes look like they came from the fucking 70's...the color is SOOO BAD. AVOID THIS MOVIE AT ALL COSTS


oh, and I forgot to tell you the music in the scenes block out all the sex. fuck this movie to hell!! I will never buy another movie from "MIDNIGHT MAYHEM" ever in my life. what a fucking waste of $20.

Edited by - I spew on my face on Jul 23 2004

HeyNow All-Star Supporter
Oblivious

Gold Star Hey!
5965 Posts
1/03
Posted - Jul 23 2010 : 1:32AM
This is the way things were 6 short years ago.
stinkfist
Senior Member

Subterfuge......
7401 Posts
4/07
Posted - Jul 23 2010 : 4:44AM
I like the quote under his username.
jizzyjay
Member

914 Posts
10/07
Posted - Jul 23 2010 : 8:58AM
Anything directed by Ron Jeremy.God,his videos were really bad.
HeyNow All-Star Supporter
Oblivious

Gold Star Hey!
5965 Posts
1/03
Posted - Jul 23 2010 : 11:08AM
For a hell of an education, you'll have to look back on some of his posts. Right up your, uh, alley. Maybe
 
celluloidferox
Senior Member

@EmperorCorndog
1438 Posts
1/10
Posted - Jul 23 2010 : 6:24PM
oh jeez, old Midnight Mayhem again, one of the ultimate "Bargain Bin" companies, I wouldn't have even looked past their logo, the logo itself tells me the movie will suck.
PornStarNamedBuckNaked All-Star Supporter
All-Star Member

Sometimes life is goofier than a monkey on ether
12073 Posts
7/10
Posted - Jul 23 2010 : 7:32PM
I did like the sequel though: Funbag Fleabag Hotel
the unknown pervert
Deactivated User

I'd like to stay but I've got a plane to catch.
3243 Posts
5/06
Posted - Jul 24 2010 : 10:00AM
In a similar thread sometime ago I posted some extremely awful Batman inspired film from the 1970s that featured some chick in a Batman costume whose choice of crime fighting vehicle was a hoppity hop. I can't remember the name of the film but I am glad that Axel Braun was not inspired by it.
smeghead
Member

670 Posts
12/07
Posted - Jul 24 2010 : 10:41AM
JM Productions videos (like the American Bukkake/Gokkun series) are fucking dire. Awful production values (huurrrr cut off the top of a drinks bottle), and they loop the same small section of sound OVER AND OVER for the duration of the scene. It's so fucking retarded.
Gore Gore Girl All-Star Supporter
Doctor of the Erotic Arts

7238 Posts
1/09
Posted - Jul 24 2010 : 11:47AM
Bat Pussy - best worst porno ever. If you've seen it, you get instant membership to the Dirty Motherfuckers Club.



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