I had a good time at the XBIZ Summer Forum / XBIZ Summer Expo last week. Lots of girls in bikinis. Lots of wet girls in bikini. The first day of the fans show had less attendees but more girls while the second day had less girls and more attendees. Enjoyed the nightlife with the Bluebird Film girls. The Hard Rock Hotel was full of Affliction type douchebags.
Pool pictures
I enjoyed seeing my friends out in da club again, especially Teagan, Jenny Hendrix, Sara Sloane, Phoenix Marie, and Andy San Dimas. Bono was a good roommate holding my camera outside the velvet rope while I was inside the club boozing. I still snuck in a backup pocket camera.
Party pictures
A drunk Monique Alexander flashed me in the middle of a parking lot. I joked that she must had mistaken me for maltedecker when she hugged me with a "Hey... I know you!". She didn't remember me the next day while sober.
Kelly Divine reads ADT because we laughed about the whole Dan Miller thing.
Met Too Short but he was taller than me. Was surprised at how vulgar his concerts were until someone told me I was mixing him up with Skee-Lo because of the "I wish I was a little bit taller" song.
Lupe Fuentes won Miss XBIZ Summer 2010 and then got kicked out of the show for flashing the crowd. At least it was next to closing time. Talk about effective marketing.
On the way to Vegas, my parking shuttle got into a wreck while taking me to the terminal. On the flight back from Vegas, some lady behind me died. I had 5 drinks on the plane so I was somewhat insensitive to the situation.
Somewhere in between all of this, I sneaked a girl into my bathroom.

She used my toothbrush. My OCD took over.