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I've looked around, and I'm shocked and amazed that I can't find any Xena porn parodies out there. Is it possible that they don't exist? Has anyone heard of any? Also, are there any Buffy (other than Buffy The Vampire Layer) or other sci-fi/fantasy tv parodies out there?
I think the problem is that the gap between porn budgets and mainstream budgets has become so wide that these days that the productions values of a porn parady would suffer by comparrison to an off night on SNL.
-T.C.
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It's interesting. I would've thought it was kind of a no brainer because all of my friends who aren't even into porn or anything like it are all into slash and fanfic and about reading their favorite tv characters 'gettin it on.' I would think that even without the special effects or anything, if it was well written these kind of parodies could find a wider audience. Shows what I know.
Slash and other types of fanfic have a huge headstart with the reader – they deal with well established worlds and well established characters. When you write of a sex scene between Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock, you write the scene with the knowledge that you can count on even the most casual reader having a basic understanding of the characters and their preexisting relationship.
Moreover, writing/reading has a much lower production threshhold than filmmaking/film-watching. All it takes to make a readable story is one person with a pen, paper, and time. Even low-budget independent filmmaking requires the collective efforts of many people and quite a bit of money.
One other thing has created confusion about what it takes to make good movies, and especially what it take to create good porn: While it may be much easier to write good porn, or make good porn photograhs, it's much more expensive to produce books or magazines than it is to produce DVDs. 1000 DVDs, with amaray cases and four-color printed inserts costs about $1500. Never in a million years could your produce 1000 copies of a 100 page, four color magazine for such a low price.
Traditionally film/video has been more expensive than books or magazines. That's just not the case anymore. Between cheap consumer cameras, desktop editing, and $1500 DVD runs, video/DVD is the medium of choice for the no talent, no budget pornographer.
-T.C.
Comstock Films: Red State Values, Blue State Visuals
I'm wondering if porn will do an adult version of DEADWOOD called HARDWOOD.
Could have Nick Manning play the Timothy Olyphant part (those who have seen THE GIRL NEXT DOOR know that Timothy was channeling Nick in that movie) and maybe Steven St. Croix in the Ian McShane role. It would make for a fun porn movie.
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Posted - Mar 15 2005 : 9:32AM
I was watching "Eurotrash" on tv the other night (that show, along with "The Wonderful World of Sex" is my way of keeping up with kooky euro porn releases). Anyway, they had a feature on Italian star Roberto Malone starring as Obelix in a porno version of "Asterix and Obelix" - he even wore the funny blue and white striped pants (for the short time they stayed on)!
I have done a quick Internet search but unfortunately have yet to find this movie on dvd.
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Posted - Mar 15 2005 : 7:59PM
It actually has more potential than one might think, the Falbala character is made for feature porn!
Who would've thought that Goscinny & Uderzo had some perv in them.....
But I remember some old comics about some blonde nazi-chick. It was called '(Something) Helga' or 'Helga (something)'. There must some porn footage of that. Can anyone help me out, even if it was for the full name of that character only?
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Posted - Mar 16 2005 : 1:35PM
Of course. Is there any porn video I haven't seen?
I'm not qualified to answer this question. If it helps, it has an all star cast: Silvia Saint, Elodie Cherie, Dolly Golden, Karen Lancaume, Kate More, Coralie... The director was Alain Payet. It's hardly an Asterix and Obelix spoof, if you ask me...
I don't remember. I don't think Silvia and Kate speak French though...
Try the Colmax site. They usually ship outside France.
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Posted - Mar 17 2005 : 4:32PM
As to a porn version of Buffy, you guys keep talking about SMG, but what I would like to see is a lesbian porn scene starring Alysn Hannigan and Amber Benson lookalikes. Holy sh...
I vaguely recall stumbling over an Alyson Hannigan lookalike somewhere on some porn site, but I don't remember where and who it was.
I for one, would absolutely love to see a Xena parody.. I've been having fantasies about being subbed and suffocated, in combat, by Lucy's gorgeous globes for many years now..I have to say, it'd get my vote. I must say that I'm a tad surprised that more parodies of such genres haven't been produced, after all, the whole Buffy thing is enormous, I admit that SMG does very little for me but she obviously does the trick for plenty of other people out there. I'm sure a lot of peeps would get off on seeing a lookalike getting it on.