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All Forums > The Porn Pool > The Porn Pool Forum Page 355 > you know you have been watching too much porn when
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zambi
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1451 Posts
3/10
Posted - Oct 13 2010 : 1:51AM

You know you have been watching too much porn when ...
.. you start counting the cavities you can see in a girl's mouth while she's doing a blowbang.
.. no matter how many movies you watch you always recognize the rooms or homes being used from previous movies.


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Rod
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908 Posts
8/10
Posted - Oct 13 2010 : 8:47AM
.....you find yourself watching the shadows to see how the lighting was arranged for the shoot.
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trout bum
Deactivated User

"I'm Not Here To Suck My Own Cock!"
2145 Posts
5/10
Posted - Oct 13 2010 : 9:39AM
You know you're watching to much porn when;
Your home page on all your computers at home and work is AdultDVDTalk!!!
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DJboutit2
Member

438 Posts
4/09
Posted - Oct 13 2010 : 11:46AM
You watch porn just for the talking before sex & you just want to see what the girls are wearing
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The Ghost of Cal Jammer
Senior Member

2207 Posts
7/09
Posted - Oct 13 2010 : 11:51AM
you can identity the male talent by their ballsacks
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mrbluelouboyle All-Star Supporter
All-Star Member

mrbluelouboyle and Alexis Tae
1334 Posts
12/03
Posted - Oct 13 2010 : 11:52AM
...besides all the females names, you also know all the male stars names, including the mopes names.
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stinkfist
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Subterfuge......
7401 Posts
4/07
Posted - Oct 13 2010 : 11:55AM
You "enjoy" looking at the decor in the room lol.
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Pete Zaface
Senior Member

3064 Posts
8/03
Posted - Oct 13 2010 : 1:05PM
... you forget that DP is Dr Pepper to most people, Diet Pepsi to most others.
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BumBum
Member

395 Posts
1/07
Posted - Oct 13 2010 : 1:15PM
I think this was from another thread, but:
You get a little too excited when you see an ATM machine...
You get startled when reading a baseball box score and you see "DP"
You see a "Snap On" tools truck and it reminds you of "Bolt On" fake boobs.
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Cody McLarge
Senior Member

2668 Posts
8/10
Posted - Oct 13 2010 : 7:48PM
Your local porn video store thanks you "for keeping [them] in business." I got this one yesterday.
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TheDreamPolice
Deactivated User

170 Posts
2/10
Posted - Oct 13 2010 : 8:01PM
When you care about everything (what the girl is wearing, location, etc.), but the sex.
Sorta like how fantasy football junkies care about everything but the freaking game.
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undone
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what's for dinner?
214 Posts
6/07
Posted - Oct 13 2010 : 10:25PM
better than their assholes?
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Pete Zaface
Senior Member

3064 Posts
8/03
Posted - Oct 14 2010 : 10:56AM
... you seriously wonder if the girl delivering your pizza will give you a blowjob.
... you think that one of your great missed opportunities in life is not becoming a pool boy.
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charn
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2880 Posts
12/09
Posted - Oct 15 2010 : 1:26PM
When you and your friend DP a blowup doll.
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stinkfist
Senior Member

Subterfuge......
7401 Posts
4/07
Posted - Oct 17 2010 : 8:44PM
...You have windscreen wipers fitted to your television.
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grover All-Star Supporter
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Literotica.com - grover10
16888 Posts
11/04
Posted - Oct 17 2010 : 8:50PM
This is an old one but it had to be said ...
You know you have been watching too much porn when ...
ATM to you does not mean Automated Teller Machine!
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stinkfist
Senior Member

Subterfuge......
7401 Posts
4/07
Posted - Oct 17 2010 : 8:54PM
Guide-Dog.jpg
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daddy lyzl
Deactivated User

117 Posts
5/06
Posted - Oct 19 2010 : 12:36AM
when you start critiquing the directors decisions.
when you admit to people you don't know that you watch too much porn.
when you bitch about the guy taking pictures behind the camera
when you can focus on the camera man's breathing behind the camerainstead of the sex in front of the camera
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daddy lyzl
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117 Posts
5/06
Posted - Oct 19 2010 : 12:38AM
also when you just want to see the "build up" of the scene before the sex
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Pete Zaface
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3064 Posts
8/03
Posted - Oct 19 2010 : 9:17AM
... when you can identify a performer by his or her genitals alone.
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grover All-Star Supporter
All-Star Member

Literotica.com - grover10
16888 Posts
11/04
Posted - Oct 20 2010 : 7:42AM
... when meeting a girl for the first time, you try to determine which Pornstar she resembles!
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the unknown pervert
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I'd like to stay but I've got a plane to catch.
3243 Posts
5/06
Posted - Oct 20 2010 : 9:03AM
You ask the clerk at the adult video store where is the soundtrack section.
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RandomPrecision
Senior Member

Enjoy!
8175 Posts
3/06
Posted - Oct 20 2010 : 4:07PM
You become obsessed with how much porn everyone else watches.
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ninja1
Senior Member

2939 Posts
1/08
Posted - Oct 20 2010 : 5:35PM
I have always been peeved by the items you listed, long before I watched tons of porn. Even a noob will notice sloppily-made lazily-made porn. Though today's noobs are probably more tolerant of crappy porn because porn is cheap/free to obtain today.
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Pete Zaface
Senior Member

3064 Posts
8/03
Posted - Oct 20 2010 : 8:39PM
... you get an erection just looking at a pool table.
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TheDreamPolice
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170 Posts
2/10
Posted - Oct 20 2010 : 9:02PM
When you know that during 70's and 80's, songs that were on the billboard top 100 could sometimes be heard in these movies.
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greg
Member

Thinking real hard about Katsirk
793 Posts
12/06
Posted - Oct 20 2010 : 11:09PM
When you start assigning fun porn star nick names to work mates. Seriously been there, done that... 'Jill Cummer' liked her handle.
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dogzcatcher All-Star Supporter
All-Star Member

Fat bottomed girls make the rockin' world go round!
1551 Posts
5/09
Posted - Oct 21 2010 : 3:33AM
^ +1
You know when you have been watching too much porn when you can identify the male talent in a POV title by the sound of his voice.
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dogzcatcher All-Star Supporter
All-Star Member

Fat bottomed girls make the rockin' world go round!
1551 Posts
5/09
Posted - Oct 21 2010 : 3:40AM
You know you have been watching too much porn when you develop carpal tunnel syndrome in your wrist from masterbation.
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Nameless1
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165 Posts
10/10
Posted - Oct 21 2010 : 10:47PM
lol...good one
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